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By dmg (Thu Jun 22, 2006 at 09:28:35 AM EST) (all tags)
Seems like you cannot even insure yourself properly any more.

I just cannot see how this can possibly be offensive to anyone?
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Stupid by The Fool (4.00 / 1) #1 Thu Jun 22, 2006 at 09:41:54 AM EST
You'd think they'd at least spring for coverage against the possibility of impregnation by some of the more prolific deities as well.

My insurance agent got me a good deal on a policy covering being turned into a hart or other animal due to Acts of Goddess. I'm sure he could work something out for them.

Singing by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #2 Thu Jun 22, 2006 at 12:03:18 PM EST
Four and twenty virgins
Came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less.

Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
Singing by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Jun 23, 2006 at 12:25:35 AM EST
Balls to your father
And bums against the wall
If you've never been fucked on Saturday night
You've never been fucked at all.

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Wow, I'd insure them by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Jun 23, 2006 at 12:56:35 AM EST
Easy money

It's political correctness gone mad!

i'm offended. by rmg (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Jun 23, 2006 at 05:06:09 AM EST
insurance rates these days are ridiculous. i don't know what kind of crooked actuaries they have working for that company, but one hundred pounds a year for a million dollar payout in the event of immaculate conception is ridiculous. though surely we are in the end times, there are at least 700,000 million young maidens in the world, any one of which could be the next virgin mother. consumers should be protected from charlatans selling such obviously disadvantageous policies! -- it's a little like the gerber grow up plan, though in the case of a christ child, life insurance might make some sense.

anyway, i suppose these women had it coming to them. all they had to do is go to the local pub to get a better policy at a lower price.

[t]rolling retards conversation, period.

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