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Along came a spider

Outside what passes for my home office / study / studio type thang, there is a gigantic arachnid of the standard british house spider variety. [S]He hasn't moved (except rotating occasionally) for four days and is just sitting in the middle of a plain patch of wall.

Since my mid-teens, I've had a somewhat buddhist attitude to house spiders and consider murderation out of the question, and "disturbance" undesirable. However, despite house spiders being able to "survive for months without sustenance", it's highly doubtful as to whether he / she / it is going to see any action (sexual or culinary) at all situated where it is (i.e. a converted loft space) and I'm beginning to think that the pint-glass-and-CD-slip routine might be a kindness (the kitchen? under-stairs cupboard?). Given that other house denizens feel somewhat more hostile towards arachnids than I do, this could be problematic in itself.

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That's it: I'm "coming out"!

I'm bailing from the good ship HMS Mindless Optimism and am jumping ship to join the crew of HMS It could happen but it's hardly feckin' likely, is it?. I could never stomach mindlessness beyond a certain point, and that point is passed.

For the Euros, two years ago, I genuinely believed, but, if I ever did this time, I don't any more. It's just not there. I'd be pretending. On current form, England neither deserve, nor are likely, to win.

Sure: I'll watch, and shout, and get hysterical, but I don't believe any more. In fact, I think they're living on borrowed time. "Sketching their way to glory" just doesn't have a very good ring to it, does it?

 


 

Music Temptation Gadgets

I've been a good little squirrel and have been heartily gathering my nuts.

But enough of that. Let me tell you about how I've saved some moolah instead. Yup, I've got a bit of loose cash to spend and have been sorely tempted by one of these. Phwoar. Six tons of haulage, though. Feel the burn. Still hmmm-ing and ahhh-ing. There are cheaper options. One of which is to go with the Crafter equivalent, and another is to forget the bass altogether and get Epiphone's Sheraton II or Lucille, both of which I've played and have had half an eye on for a while. The bass seems a better option, though.

Much more reasonably, I bought one of these. It turns out that I do have "perfect pitch". It's just "perfectly" two-thirds of the way to B-flat. Rock.

 


 

MFC Entry

I finished my ThrustyMFC offering and it's up at the website with the others.

"Finished" is such a strong term. More: "Got sick of it and it'll do". I've not mixed it on proper monitors (if I get the time and inclination, I may do it before Monday but, to be honest, ... not likely), but it has been mixed on a super-bass-heavy sound system, and I've got a fairly good idea of its characteristics, so it should be OK if not stunning. It's meant to be a nod towards the summer parties of the early nineties.

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England are the Newcastle of International teams by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 11:15:15 AM EST
On paper competitive with the better teams but it never quite seems to gel. Won things in dim, distant past but now vastly overated by their extremely loyal fans.



Including: by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 11:40:30 AM EST

Make valiant effort to get to the final where they proceed to get mashed-the-fuck-up by more cohesive opposition??

All too plausible ...


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I love spiders by nebbish (4.00 / 3) #2 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 11:34:59 AM EST
They eat flies, which is a bonus. Move the thing - it won't notice, never mind care.

Perversely I'm more hopeful about England's chances now. I do think we'll beat Ecuador, and that gives us a couple of weeks to get ourselves sorted out for the big boys. We were actually good in the first half of the match last night, and I think we'll get better.

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I agree by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 11:49:09 AM EST

Given a choice between spiders and flies, spiders win every time [although I'm reliably informed that, in a war with the humans, they will side with the insects]. Flies eat and crap on my food. Spiders eat and crap flies. No contest.

I'm not ruling a good World Cup out, I'm just saying that I don't believe they'll win it; I'm not feeling that vibe. One of the Guardian journos, in their podcasts (worth a listen if you've not been - truly masterful puns, if nothing else), worked out a permutation whereby England could get to the semis without facing "decent" opposition. It's happened before (e.g. with Germany last time) and, arguably, it's about time it happened to England. I still can't help feeling that, also like the Germans last time, they'll get mullered at crunch time (if that's not an unholy confusion of two snacks).


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Sideways quislings! by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 01:44:26 PM EST


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I like bats by gpig (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 11:51:49 AM EST
They swoop about hoovering up midgies, which makes them superheroes I reckon.
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What's more, by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 01:43:58 PM EST
they're so cute.

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The Optimism... by Metatone (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 12:22:39 PM EST
was always about consensual hallucination, not reality. The last game killed it as far as I'm concerned. Ironically, we didn't play all that badly, but the second half showed we still have no idea what to do once they start coming at you in waves.

The reality is the Sven is a bit of a muppet.

The reality is that it might be that he should have brought Defoe along, but the reality of that is that Defoe has a worse scoring record than Gerrard in last season's Premiership.

The reality is that we just don't have the depth.

The reality is (assuming Argentina beat the Netherlands tonight) we will meet either Portugal or Netherlands in the quarter-finals and it's very hard to see us winning that.

The reality is, on form so far, Ecuador could embarass us 2-0.



The tune... by Metatone (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 12:28:11 PM EST
by 'eck... that took me back some years.

I wonder if going to that kind of party at my age is worse than taking up skateboarding?



Heh. Maybe. by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #8 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 01:08:06 PM EST

Those kind of parties don't really exist anymore, though. It's been taken overground and into the clubs, with the illegal elements mostly mopped-up by the criminal justice bill of '94.


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mfc entry by cam (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 01:32:03 PM EST
good stuff. I like that eclectic electronic style.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


I thank you by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 02:10:13 PM EST

Apologies for breaking your monopoly, though, but the SHMRB is easily strong enough to handle the competition, I feel. I like TPD's, too; its crazy production is different and it gets better and better every time you hear it.


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Spiders by Vulch (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 03:25:12 PM EST

As big across as you like, provided they are no thicker than a coat of paint.



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