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By Karl Rove (Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 08:02:33 AM EST) (all tags)
Please realize that this news finally and forever destroys the idea that moonbats are a "reality-based community". 

With the credibility of the American Socialist Party in tatters, America will realize that Bush has been right all along and perhaps we can get our agenda back on track.
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Congratulations, Karl! by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 08:45:55 AM EST
Despite being handicapped by the moniker of a well known Communist and Tarist-style manbeard wearer, I am delighted to hear that you have triumphed over the petty jackals who sought to bring you down for Obeying Orders.  What is particularly satisfying is the response of the Liberal Elite to your complete exoneration; turning on each other in savagely bitter "Well, unlike you, I never believed that he'd be nailed" fashion.

A few more "Republican sleaze" investigations like this should bring the 'rats crashing through the gate and right into the cesspit.  Rock on, Karl!

Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

Well, I'll gate-crash. by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 09:12:40 AM EST
But I'm heading for the kitchen, not the cesspit.

Oh! There's an apostrophe there! How pretty!

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PNAC has closed its doors by cam (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 09:23:28 AM EST
under a cloud of pure success.

Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

Karl, you misunderestimate our strategery by johnny (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 04:49:33 PM EST
It was our plan all along to have that indictment quashed! That way, when you testify against Libby, your testimony will be more credible. 

No, that was a joke.

In truth, that whole "Plame" thing was merely a ruse to get you out of the White House for a few afternoons so that our Guckert look-alike (whom you would have detected as an imposter due to his not being "8+ uncut") could whisper sweet nothings into George's ear. George, as well you know, is a like putty in the hand of a well-packed codpiece. Manchurian Candidate? How about MAN-churian Candiate! As Tom Cruise might tell you, it's a Mission Impossible thing. Like the song says, "who's making love to your President, while you are out at the Grand Jury"?

Only when you see the next 39 billion of Iraq "reconstruction" dollars going, by dint of a GWB "signing statement" not to Haliburton but to Hillary Clinton's campain committee (and $1.2 billion to the ACLU!!) will you begin to understand the depth of our conniving. . .

To borrow a line from Garth Algar, it's almost too easy.

She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)

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