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By jump the ladder (Mon May 08, 2006 at 03:17:54 AM EST) (all tags)
Don't lend your car to your foreign lady friend for the sake of harmony and your bank balance. Especially if she has never driven anything larger than a Golf nor driven on the correct side of the road before. After much pleading, I let her drive my car in a car park yesterday and she managed to fuck it up by not putting enough lock whilst turning through a gate formed by low concrete pillars, damaging the lower side of the body. Things that I forgive on the part of big boobies...

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Ouch. Did you make her pay for it? by Rogerborg (4.00 / 4) #1 Mon May 08, 2006 at 03:37:28 AM EST
Say, does her establishment do gift vouchers?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
She wouldn't like me to turn up the club nowadays by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon May 08, 2006 at 03:43:28 AM EST
As i've moved from the "punter for fleecing" category to "sort of boyfriend in London" category.

To be fair, she offered to pay for it straight away after doing it and was quite upset.

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Boyfriend in London by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon May 08, 2006 at 06:08:16 AM EST
Are you still just the local keeping her warm whilst in London, or is she taking you more seriously this time round?

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Dunno by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon May 08, 2006 at 06:22:55 AM EST
I just go along for the ride. Don't think she knows either.

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You're really milking this birthday thing by nebbish (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon May 08, 2006 at 03:43:55 AM EST
aren't you?

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It's political correctness gone mad!

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I'm thinking ahead to tomorrow by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon May 08, 2006 at 04:45:10 AM EST
What better way to celebrate Europe Day than to have a broad selection of European broads jiggle their fat manifestos in your face?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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A televised French revolution. by debacle (4.00 / 1) #9 Mon May 08, 2006 at 11:05:54 AM EST
They'll have to use the instant replay to see who surrenders first.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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WIPO: Several times, several cars by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon May 08, 2006 at 05:40:11 AM EST
mostly tires and fenders and scrapes, though.


Depends on the type of accident by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon May 08, 2006 at 05:57:10 AM EST
I had to replace the passenger seat of my previous car......

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
That's why you make that button red. by debacle (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon May 08, 2006 at 11:07:05 AM EST
I pressed 'Eject' like four times before I realized why the casette wouldn't come out.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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Not the Alfa? by Cwis (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon May 08, 2006 at 11:07:48 AM EST
Ow!

English lady friends seem OK though. Mine took me for an instructive spin in my car over the weekend.

Approaching a roundabout fast on the brakes she stuck it into first and just popped the clutch - the revs jumped instantly to 5000 and the back drifted out as we turned right.

Then she floored it, everything came back into line and we left the roundabout sideways at an appreciable fraction of the speed of sound, second being snapped a few seconds later.

Never take the piss out of the lady friends car. Even if it is a Skoda.

Especially if it sticks out 240BHP at the front wheels.

Nevar by dmg (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon May 08, 2006 at 11:32:29 AM EST
Women - KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!!
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write in poll option by gadfium (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon May 08, 2006 at 02:49:34 PM EST
No, she doesn't drive.


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