Don't lend your car to your foreign lady friend for the sake of harmony and your bank balance. Especially if she has never driven anything larger than a Golf nor driven on the correct side of the road before. After much pleading, I let her drive my car in a car park yesterday and she managed to fuck it up by not putting enough lock whilst turning through a gate formed by low concrete pillars, damaging the lower side of the body. Things that I forgive on the part of big boobies...
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