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The Package has been received, I say again, the Package is in our possession.

Our Top Boffins are analysing Subject A as we speak.  It contains much of interest, although we may need to scale it down somewhat to fit Jockish pilots.



I am personally analysing Subject B with interest.  I suspect that I may be able to utilise it for its clearly intended function, while still retaining its NRFB condition.  Farmgirl opinines that Subject B #1 is too stacky, while Subject B #2 isn't chunky enough, but cattiness is the prerogative of her gender; let's try and be understanding.

Questions:
1. Are you in some sort of sicko perverted Doll Porn club?
1.1 Are they accepting new members?
2. Can you confirm that the return address on the Package is a clever double-bluff and is in fact accurate?


House #1 went on the market today.  I won't say that I waited for Battlestar Galactica season #2 to finish before tying up my Tuesday evening, but it played out well.

The sign isn't up yet, but I've already given three couples the tour, all of whom - or the important half of them anyway - made the Approving Sound.  We'll see if any of that carries through to a nibble.  I wouldn't mind giving Couple #1 / Subentity #2 a bit of a nibble myself, if it came to sweetening an offer, and #3/#2 was all right as well.  #2/#2 was a bit Paddy for my tastes.  Damn incomprensible Caledonians.  However, I understand that it's only traditional to get splayed and screwed by the agent, not the buyers.


I slammed my British Made Foot in my (annoyingly substantial) British Made Motor Vehicle door today.  Bad enough to begin with, but it was the inside foot.  I have no idea; I suspect I may be, or becoming, some sort of spazztard.  I suppose I'd better start taunting myself.

Joey.  Jooooey.


Bought some cheapo IR headphones for late night stealth watching of porn and the shopping channels.  Surprisingly useful for the price.  Some hiss, which can be compensated for by cranking the source right up and the headphone volume down.  I'm actually hearing a lot that gets missed by my built in TV speakers.  Oh noes, am I turning into a spazztard audiophile?

Is my stereo only as good as my stylus? ------------->


Update [2006-5-23 18:20:46 by Rogerborg]: If someone doesn't call me on this soon, I shall cry for the loss of basic standards of litrusee.

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ATTENTION WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY EXPORTING INFIDELS | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback
whee times have changed! by spacejack (4.00 / 2) #1 Tue May 23, 2006 at 12:53:22 PM EST
A duo of techno-pagan, magicks-using lesbians for ages 10 and up.

now by martingale (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue May 23, 2006 at 06:55:11 PM EST
If only we can also buy a vegetable Terri Schiavo / lecherous Kevorkian doll combo, the circle will be complete.
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WIPO: by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue May 23, 2006 at 02:58:25 PM EST
What's a stylus?

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You're no good to me dead. Even half-alive would be socially awkward. - Hugh MacLeod
The skinny thing you use with Palm Pilots by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #3 Tue May 23, 2006 at 03:57:36 PM EST
duh!


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It's the thingy that holds the needle by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue May 23, 2006 at 05:39:26 PM EST
which is the thingamabob that extracts the sound from the old 78 RMP records. Either that, or a piece of medical equipment. I can't remember which.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Oh. I thought it was, by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue May 23, 2006 at 06:20:18 PM EST
like, the Roman god of fashion.

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That was Stella by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed May 24, 2006 at 03:38:41 AM EST
Actually there were several, known as stelae.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Wow. I didn't realize by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed May 24, 2006 at 03:52:31 AM EST
Marlon Brando was around back then.

Stellaaaaaa!!!!


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I never watched Buffy. by calla (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue May 23, 2006 at 08:26:27 PM EST
So I can't back up Farmgirl's cattiness,

BUT I WISH I COULD.

"Are Linux chicks worth it?" fencepost

Don't let that stop you by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #11 Wed May 24, 2006 at 12:34:14 AM EST
Farmgirl is always giving me unwanted advice on things which she doesn't actively participate in.  "Stick it in here, now push it right in, right in, no, no, put it back in the other hole."  I swear, I have had it with moving appliances around in the kitchen.

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as long as by martingale (4.00 / 2) #12 Wed May 24, 2006 at 12:43:31 AM EST
she doesn't give you lip. Gotta keep people in their place is what I'm sayin' man, know what I mean?.
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She gives me lip regularly by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #14 Wed May 24, 2006 at 02:40:24 AM EST
Xebusmass and birthdays, regular as clockwork.

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ANSARS: by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #8 Tue May 23, 2006 at 08:35:42 PM EST
1. Yes.
dr. manhattan

1.1 Yes.

2. Yes.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Oh, THAT sort of club by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed May 24, 2006 at 01:49:59 AM EST
Do we do mostly Greek or Nazi style "heterosexual" aesthetic appreciation?  I need to know whether to wear my jackboots or not.

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Hold on, let me check... by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #15 Wed May 24, 2006 at 03:30:57 AM EST

Yeah, looks like jackboots are allowed.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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It's possible to take a joke too far by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #18 Wed May 24, 2006 at 05:24:17 AM EST
I'll just pretend that you found that picture on the intarwebs.

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Willow figurine. by hulver (4.00 / 3) #9 Tue May 23, 2006 at 10:35:09 PM EST
That "Love Candle" looks a little bit thick, but working up to something that size is half the fun.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock
See? See? THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING FA- by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #10 Wed May 24, 2006 at 12:23:39 AM EST
Errr... Fathers for Justice.  Start small and work up.

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