Print Story but i'm still too good for you, my susie true!
By gzt (Mon May 01, 2006 at 02:54:21 PM EST) friggin' intense, gzt, rockstar, international man of action, astronaut (all tags)
Soon, I shall turn off the internets to write a short paper I was supposed to do a while ago. Doot doot! I'm the one's gotta go to the Time Bomb High School. I just could not force myself to get it done earlier, but I could force myself to do the requisite thinking. Hence, it should not take too long to pound out.

Perhaps this means I need yet another beer.

I'm reading So-crates in the original these days in my class. Doot doot! It has been decided by royal fiat that Socrates, in the vocative, will be given the Bill and Ted pronunciation when translated. I'm so clevar.

Note: 18-yr-old males on teh internets can be very creepy and imbalanced. WTF?

My infidel roommate was like, "My girlfriend is in a musical, you should totally come." And was like, "I'll see if I have time, being, as I am, an international man of action and jetsetter." I was considering playing my the-theatre-is-immoral card, but then he said, "But oh man, there's this one scene where she has to like make out with a guy for like thirty seconds and I was dying inside, I wanted to leap on the stage." And I was like, hmm, if the play makes him that angry, perhaps there's some virtue to it.

But I didn't watch it. I don't have the time!

So I made tentative plans to have dinner with somebody on Friday, but it wasn't clear what the deal was and I didn't have the phone number, so I sent an electrical mail message on Thursday night. It was going to like be contingent on the results of a root canal and we hadn't really made firm plans, so that's fine. Come Friday night, I still hadn't heard back, so I was like, well, I'll just make other plans if I don't hear by 6, and I felt a little bad about it because if I left at six, I might miss the call or electrical mail reply or something, but whatever, I had a great time anyways. Thought nothing of it. Ran into the guy on Sunday, and he was like, "Sorry man," and I was like, "Ah, no problem, I totally did something else," and he was like, "I was totally in the hospital, yo," and I was like, "Aw crap!" It all turned out fine in the end.

NOTE: my replacement activity was not going to the theatre. That's immoral!

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q: by rmg (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon May 01, 2006 at 02:59:31 PM EST
why do you always write diaries at about the same time i do?

[t]rolling retards conversation, period.
to prove we aren't the same person by gzt (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon May 01, 2006 at 03:01:32 PM EST
if i'm in the room at about the same time, surely that must prove it.

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dude, by rmg (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon May 01, 2006 at 03:04:35 PM EST
for all they know, we're not in the same room! and if we're not, how are we coordinating our diary postings??

no, no this doesn't add up at all!

[t]rolling retards conversation, period.

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i obviously did not think this through! by gzt (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon May 01, 2006 at 03:25:11 PM EST
but i wear glasses and i presume you don't! that should also be counted in the evidence bin.

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yeah, but that just means you're like clark kent. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon May 01, 2006 at 03:33:28 PM EST
of course, that would make you my critique of the human race and i think you're entirely too sympathetic for that.

disproof by contradiction!

[t]rolling retards conversation, period.

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tables are turned: by gzt (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon May 01, 2006 at 04:07:32 PM EST
you're really my critique of supermen.

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i'm a bridge that never ends, baby. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon May 01, 2006 at 05:21:12 PM EST
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