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By ammoniacal (Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 02:58:22 PM EST) NSFW, titties, my GF's rack, things that should probably be in the hole, rmg gets on my, tits, hooters, paging Rogerborg, Mädels zeigt eure Titten!, MÃ¤dels zeigt eure Titten!, knockers, gosh, Persimmon, wears really baggy clothes, who knew?, theantix IS there, meme warfare, canastas, waiting for yankeehack's entry, BAPS, Ban mwe tete ou! (all tags)

BUT I AM. NSFW

In an effort to keep the meme alive, I humbly submit the following entry;

CALLA'S MOM-- STOP READING HERE.

POLL OPTION #1
Tight Black

POLL OPTION #2

Utilitarian Purple

POLL OPTION #3

White Lacy Thingie

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She's not an Attention Whore | 34 comments (34 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback

Excuse me I must go wank [nt] by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 4) #1 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 04:10:44 PM EST

: I'll join you by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #13 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 11:09:33 PM EST

No, face the other way.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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You certainly know how to flog a dead horse. by me0w

(4.00 / 2) #2 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 04:35:10 PM EST

good one (nt) by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 04:46:43 PM EST

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Although you're a pioneer of Scoop boobage... by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #5 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 04:54:42 PM EST

you're resting on your laurels, my dear.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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A veteran such as myself knows ... by me0w

(4.00 / 1) #8 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 07:03:39 PM EST

When it has been done to death.

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shenanigans by MillMan

(4.00 / 3) #10 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 07:57:24 PM EST

you, of all people, would not call for a cessation of photos of breasts.

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.

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Yes, yes I should by me0w

(4.00 / 2) #18 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 03:37:51 AM EST

Breasts presented in this way is old and tired. It has been done to death in this fashion on HuSi. If you want to post pictures of your breasts you create a diary, or post on your own website, and say "HI! Here are my boobs!!!" Or you take pictures of your breasts and draw faces on them. The mission is to present them in a new and fascinating way.

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I dig your new trolling style. by ammoniacal (2.66 / 3) #22 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 07:18:52 AM EST

It's a fresh, new look.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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*Always* mod in anger. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #30 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 10:13:14 AM EST

Dang, woman! That's a move straight out of my playbook.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Anger? by me0w

(2.00 / 0) #31 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 11:04:22 AM EST

Who's angry. I gave you a 0 because it is you. That's how I show my love.

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: And a terrible, burning love it is. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #32 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 11:19:41 AM EST

Hey, it's time for ice cream!
"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger
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She's only bitching by calla (3.00 / 4) #27 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 08:04:18 AM EST

because they're mine.

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: Technically by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #28 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 09:11:49 AM EST

They belong to tiammoniacal now. Check your contract.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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The black one appears to be a front clasp by georgeha (4.00 / 4) #3 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 04:37:23 PM EST

and hence gets my vote.

Men are cute. by calla (4.00 / 2) #9 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 07:48:18 PM EST

Especially when it comes to women's underwear. Easiest is usually best.

The so called 'black bra' is actually a bronze, shiny thing.

But you are right it does fasten in the front.

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Yes, upon closer inspection, it *is* bronze. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #14 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 11:12:22 PM EST

All the better to defend against your Cimmerian foes.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Which, essentially... by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #15 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 11:28:24 PM EST

Makes you Red Sonja.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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What about that oath by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #16 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 11:51:13 PM EST

to never give herself to any man? Just how far are you willing to go?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

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All the way to the Pictish wastelands. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #17 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 02:42:52 AM EST

But not one step farther.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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: Good call by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #29 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 09:33:55 AM EST

Once you get that Pictish waste on you, you can forget having a (successful) career as a ninja.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Although a friend of a friend of a friend tells me by gazbo

(4.00 / 1) #33 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 11:29:14 PM EST

That if you're a drunk teenager and not expecting a front clasp, life can become terrifyingly complex.

I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

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those are your present gf's? by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #6 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 05:38:12 PM EST

Huh. How bout that.

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Yes, they are. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #12 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 11:08:54 PM EST

And they could have been yours, shirker.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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: really? by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #20 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 06:29:20 AM EST

I'm gonna have to add that to my "Hey some hot chick wanted me and I had no clue." list. Sonovbitch is that list getting long.

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Blizzard of Death '06
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You are a dear, dear man. by calla (3.00 / 4) #7 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 05:57:28 PM EST

You are also a troll, attention whore, and cunnilingus expert.

Now there's a Husi Howto I'd FP by georgeha (4.00 / 5) #19 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 05:49:22 AM EST

Cunnilingus for Experts

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Do we experts *need* such a guide? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #21 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 07:17:44 AM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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: Alt. So you want to be a cunnilingus expert by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #25 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 07:25:20 AM EST

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I am in awe by Rogerborg (4.00 / 6) #11 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 11:06:43 PM EST

That you have those at your disposal, and yet you still somehow manage to fit in 6 hours of porn surfing a day. Do you buy your zinc wholesale?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

WIPO. by ambrosen (4.00 / 5) #23 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 07:21:33 AM EST

Get a better camera.

You'll never make any money with that quality.

: Who said anything about money? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #24 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 07:23:13 AM EST

But you're correct. Her camera sucks.
"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger
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: It's my cell phone. by calla (4.00 / 2) #26 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 07:47:08 AM EST

My Nikon was stolen in 2003. I miss it dearly.

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+1 FP . . . by slozo (4.00 / 3) #34 Tue Apr 11, 2006 at 09:16:46 PM EST

. . . but really, it would be, like, a +10 if you unsheathed those funbags . . .

She's not an Attention Whore | 34 comments (34 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback

-	Tight Black	62%
-	Utilitarian Purple	2%
-	White Lacy Thingie	10%
-	Take the damned thing OFF next time.	25%


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