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By MissTrish (Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 04:14:17 PM EST) work, coffee, boobs (all tags)
A couple of afternoon moments in a coffee shop. Screw the coffee shop.

UPDATE and screw you Mr. Misquoted-and-persnickety-256. Yeah, that's right, he trusts me less far than he can throw me.



Medium latte. Breakfast bagel. Flax bagel with cheddar and tomato. Ham and swiss, with avocado instead of tomato, extra mayo.

Slice the tomatoes. Clean the counters. Scrub; avocado stains.

Six days until full moon. It's raining. Two days ago it was snowing.

When I first watched Godzilla- the new one, with Matthew Broderick- I was struck by the rainy day, all the black umbrellas and the nice girl's lone red umbrella bobbing through the crowd.

Black umbrella. Black umbrella. Grey umbrella. Black. Black.Black.Black.Black. Red polka dots on white. Black. PINK! (not just pink, but insistently PINK!) Black.

None of them come inside. The calm "rush" of sandwiches and coffees has ceased. It's time to clean, I guess, but I don't want to.

Black umbrella.

Having to listen to other's conversations is going to drive me mad.

Typical directions-on-a-cell:
"Okay, I'm at this place, it's east of Bathurst. No, west. Wait, not east. On Queen. I didn't say King, you're on the wrong street. West of Bathurst. No, east. Dude, you just went right past us."

I refuse to quote any of the philosophical debates that rainy days seem to breed. They were just that bad. I may have suffered the drop in intelligence, but there is no call for putting anyone else through that.

And the ever fun:
"D00d, UR on a comp? Add me to UR MySpace!"

Grilled cheese and bacon on white. Small coffee. Yellow umbrella. Large coffee with soy.

My boss and manager were both out 'a-drinkin' last night. Entertaining, at least, to come in and have the question put forth, "Are you sober?"

In other news:
I have applied to a second Office Manager position. I may be under-qualified, but I may also not care. I am not paid enough (although I am paid well) to put up with this level of injury, both physical and mental.

I am justifying it to myself.

In otherother news:
Did you see misslake's boobs? Hotness.

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listen bitch by 256 (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 04:26:40 PM EST
i gave you permission to quote me, not to misquote me.

you're lucky i'm letting you get off this easily, as i certainly don't speak with capital 'I's.
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I don't think anyone's ever really died from smoking. --ni

Agreed. Total Hotness. [nt] by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 04:39:57 PM EST



Yes, I did see them. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 06:02:02 PM EST
I like to think of them as the Shawshack Redemption.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

FOUL! by 256 (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 06:06:33 PM EST
when i coined the term "SHAWSHACK" it was a dual victory because 1. it was short and catchy enough to actually, you know, catch and 2. (this is the important part, if you're skimming) i would be able to throw a party somewhere down the road with the moniker "The Shawshack Redemption".
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I don't think anyone's ever really died from smoking. --ni
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I shall grant you license to use my IP-- by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 06:15:06 PM EST
in exchange for certain unspecified favours, which I should not have to request.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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did you see yours? by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 07:48:05 PM EST
extra hotness!
Send me to Austria!
Thank you! by MissTrish (4.00 / 1) #9 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 07:34:47 AM EST
I love my breasts. It took me a long time to get to that point, and since they're the only part of me I love, I have a tendancy to show them off. But I'm still shy to promo them.

ypu're a chair
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i dont really like mine by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #11 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 09:38:43 AM EST
but others seem to.
Send me to Austria!
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What do you have against them by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #12 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 10:23:01 AM EST
Learning to love yourself both mentally and physically is the key to happiness.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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they're in the way. by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #15 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 02:32:52 PM EST
they're right there, attached to my chest 24-7, being heavy.
Send me to Austria!
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You should try by MissTrish (4.00 / 2) #13 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 10:52:07 AM EST
acting out plays and movies using your boobs as all the parts. I suggest Much Ado about Nothing as a starting, especially while watching the Denzel Washington and Kenneth Branaugh movie.

It's entertaining at least, and helped me look at them as "my fun friends." Also the Tank Girl scene when Rebecca is on guard duty.

"Elvis, Elvis, come out and play."
"Hey, baby. Whaddya say? You and me, Vegas."


ypu're a chair
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i told nick about this by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #16 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 10:18:33 PM EST
he finds it amusing.

honestly, i think i might like them better (i used to like them) once i lose a little of my extra weight. it likes to start with the boobs, so i think it'll be easy enough to get them back down to something closer to a real C, and less approaching D.
Send me to Austria!

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If you ever need any appliances repaired by Rogerborg (4.00 / 5) #7 Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 10:42:35 PM EST
I'm pretty sure I can learn how on the flight over.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
I could use a new bottom bracket on my bike. by Driusan (4.00 / 1) #8 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 06:25:56 AM EST
I'm assuming you're offering to supply the parts, too. If you come over and install it on April 28, I'm pretty sure you'd have no problems getting into the Shawshack.

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Vive le Montréal libre.
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Actually... by MissTrish (4.00 / 3) #10 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 07:39:14 AM EST
Our fridge has been on the fritz for the past living in this house. Be here for the 28th or no dice.
</shamlesspartypromo>

ypu're a chair
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Well, I can't promise that I'll fix it by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #14 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 01:44:18 PM EST
But I guarantee that I'll be sporting a big black red moustache, and I'm very flexible about payment.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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