Two Jags Slugger Shagger Prescott. Why can't people leave him and his lovely wife Pauline alone to deal with this private matter in peace?
Oh, that's right - because he's the Deputy Prime Minister and was banging his Civil Service employed secretary on Government property during work hours. Good job he's cultivated such a respectful and constructive relationship with the press over the years, or they might be inclined to put the boot in, eh?
Still, nice try. I've been stealing office supplies, but it's OK, it's a private matter. I crapped on my boss' desk, but it's a private matter.
Never mind him resigning, I want that slut billed for all the shagging she did on the clock. Fucking culture of fucking victimhood.
I like how Charles Clarke has already put processes in place to ensure that Furrin bad 'uns are all sent home, and that he has to stay in office to sort the situation out. Maybe he should also add that he's finally got his office looking just the way he wants it, and it would be a real gyp to have to move out now. Or, in brief, "Fuck you, peons."
Say, can anyone explain to me why we're spending money gaoling Furriners rather than just sending them straight back to the hell holes that they sprung from in the first instance? And then we wonder why UKIP and the British Nazi Party are gaining ground. Well, we don't really wonder.
Hey, how's immigration working out for you USian chaps? All going smoothly? Integrating well?
How the hoopla did I miss Sarah Jane Honeywell's official site? With a guestbook.
I'm not telling you what to do. I think you all know what needs doing. And who needs to be told that she needs doing.
I'm trying to hold it in for a bit, because she's on tour right now, and I'd like her to get a proper eyefull.
Update [2006-4-30 4:53:40 by Rogerborg]: Please use the form below for all business enquiries regarding Sarah-Jane Honeywell, including [...] Personal Appearances
Uh... is anyone thinking what I'm thinking? Well, you should feel thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
Speaking of Sarah Janes, kudos to Elizabeth Sladen for holding her own against the current Who frippet. Top episode, although blowing Evil Tony Head on a disposable character may have been ill advised. He's got the presence to have made a good Master.
If anyone's going to the shops, can they get me a bag of boobs, please? Er, I meant crisps. No, actually, boobs would be fine.
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