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By ReallyEvilCanine (Wed Apr 26, 2006 at 03:55:16 AM EST) (all tags)
Not going to be able to make Friday. Cheapest tickets for Friday afternoon to Saturday noon(ish) are still €600+. EZJet is not an option.

Inside: my cat.



Since he couldn't reach my arm due to the woman having taken up most of the mattress, he started humping hers. And then he walked off.

Fu Cat Chu

He didn't leave the bed though. Oh, no. He plopped over and started performing the trick he learned one night a few months ago after I'd finally pushed him off me because after an hour he was still molesting my arm. I'd left Fu Cat Chu with a serious set of blueballs and he figured out she could finish the job himself. Now his purr-ferred method is "recycling", not that it doesn't mean he's going to stop wheezing while humping my arm in preparation.

Fu Cat Chu

In other news... there isn't much. Too much work to do so back to the my-head-shaped-dent.

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OMGLOLLERSKATES! by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 2) #1 Wed Apr 26, 2006 at 04:08:09 AM EST
Ugly cat porn!



flexible cats by cam (4.00 / 3) #2 Wed Apr 26, 2006 at 04:15:46 AM EST
We came home one night to see our eldest cat's front paw at an impossible angle - it looked broken. We both went "Oh no, are you ok $eldest_cat". He got up purring and happy to see us. The front paw was ok. I swear it looked like it was bent backwards at 70 degrees.

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Bad weekend to come by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Apr 26, 2006 at 04:19:02 AM EST
It's another UK bank holiday weekend.

What flavour cat is that? I want one. by Imperial Mince (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Apr 26, 2006 at 05:28:14 AM EST

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This space reserved for whining like a little bitch and being sanctimonious.
Persian purebred by BadDoggie (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Apr 26, 2006 at 05:55:33 AM EST
Non-showing. His sister's prettier, calico, with softer fur and also non-show.

Having previously only had "real" cats (Siamese, Tabbies, and general mutts), these two took a bit of getting used to. They're very high maintenance, requiring constant brushing as well as wiping around their eyes since the tear ducts are blocked by the skin folds. They shed like mad and also spend a lot of time shaking their heads, sending their rust-coloured tears flying. Luckily you can't see the spots on hardwood floors but they get the lower foot or so of the walls.

woof.

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