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By tps12 (Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:35:09 AM EST) NSFW, penis, candle, 8===D (all tags)
How come nobody told me about this.


I don`t think I could find a candle holder big enough.
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Urgh! by ambrosen (4.00 / 7) #1 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:43:09 AM EST
You're so feminist you want to burn your nob?

he just wants to measure himself by webwench (4.00 / 5) #22 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 12:59:46 PM EST
without the indignity of having to use a tape measure.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.

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This is disgusting by snidely (4.00 / 2) #2 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:43:24 AM EST
It is sexist and objectifies men.  Please remove it.

True home-erotic penile objects in comment by cam (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 10:21:25 AM EST
suck on it

Now that is what I call objectification and I loooooooooooooove it.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

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look, dude. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #25 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:17:03 PM EST
i've got nothing against your choice of lifestyle, but that doesn't mean i want to hear about it such detail.

i'm sure all of us have a few things that they "loooooooooooooove," but that doesn't mean we're going to post pictures and innuendos about all of them. ugh.




[t]rolling retards conversation, period.

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They Make Me Feel Inadequate. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 6) #3 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:43:41 AM EST
My own member seldom emits flame.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
This just means by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:46:26 AM EST
You don't associate with loose women.
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Mine burns when I pee by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #24 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:07:14 PM EST
Does that count?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Not Unless It Casts Light. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #27 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:24:29 PM EST
In which case I'd be pretty impressed, and would probably actually find myself in the position of begging you to e-mail me pictures of your weiner.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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er.... by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #28 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:33:50 PM EST
You, of all people, should know about photoshop...
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[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
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Are You Coming On To Me? by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #29 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:36:23 PM EST
Because I'm not sending you pictures of my weiner with a light-sabre glow until you at least send me flowers, or possibly take me out for a nice dinner.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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mental note: by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #34 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 05:53:01 PM EST
bring CBB gifts
Send me to Austria!
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Now I'm intrigued. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #30 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:43:18 PM EST
Surely it's not to hard to eat the right chemicals to make your wee glow in the dark.

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HuSi Chemical Poisoning Challenge? by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #31 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:57:02 PM EST
You sick barbarian by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:44:47 AM EST
what do you have against foreskins!


it's a replica kit by tps12 (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:47:40 AM EST
If your foreskin shows up for the casting call, it'll be at the premiere.

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They Melt. [nt] by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 2) #10 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 10:12:00 AM EST
in the mouth, not in the hands by georgeha (4.00 / 8) #11 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 10:20:00 AM EST
I need to go home soon.


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Meh by hulver (4.00 / 6) #5 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:46:03 AM EST
I already own some tea-lights thanks.
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what about by martingale (2.00 / 0) #36 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:41:41 PM EST
some tea bags?
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$E(X_t|F_s) = X_s,\quad t > s$
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ObDoYouSmokeAfterSex by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 3) #6 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:46:05 AM EST
ObI'veNeverChecked

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Ob: Don't have enough wax by Herring (4.00 / 5) #9 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:55:45 AM EST
Not Ob: I might have enough left over after waxing my Ron Jeremy belly.

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
Um, I Know You're Focused On Other Things by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 10:48:14 AM EST
But are you spending any time at the Brazen Head's cask festival this weekend?

didn't know it was going on by tps12 (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 10:54:14 AM EST
I'll try to check it out.

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If You Show Up Sunday . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 11:18:12 AM EST
I'll be the drunkard in the Haunted Tank shirt.

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Would burning such a candle by calla (4.00 / 4) #15 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 11:03:58 AM EST
be the best use for it?


well by ast16 (4.00 / 14) #17 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 11:43:39 AM EST
you could always just put it in one's vagina, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

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subtlety by calla (4.00 / 4) #18 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 11:48:45 AM EST
is not one of your strong points - is it?


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THAT'S RIGHT by ast16 (3.75 / 4) #20 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 12:24:44 PM EST
TALKIN' BOUT JACKIN' IT, YA'LL.

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Watch out for centipedes. /nt by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #33 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 05:39:52 PM EST


--top hat--
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I suspect by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #19 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 12:02:44 PM EST
It involves dumping the wax that comes with the kit and using chocolate instead.
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you're brilliant by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #38 Sat Apr 22, 2006 at 01:49:51 AM EST
mmmm....chocolate penis.....
Send me to Austria!
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There's quite an *exciting* variety by webwench (4.00 / 3) #21 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 12:58:19 PM EST
of penis candles, it turns out: Sigh.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.

Any personal recommendations? by calla (4.00 / 2) #23 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 01:12:50 PM EST
I'm new to the penis candle game. Where should I start?


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I'd start small by webwench (4.00 / 2) #26 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:18:46 PM EST
until you get used to having objects like these in your... humble abode.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.

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Thank the ISG! by calla (2.00 / 0) #32 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 03:30:08 PM EST
I'm glad you didn't mention "Baldrick" again.

Black Adder`s Baldrick


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wait by martingale (2.00 / 0) #37 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 09:46:04 PM EST
No Clinton candles? You know, they're like normal candles only curved a bit...
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you're right by webwench (2.00 / 0) #40 Sun Apr 23, 2006 at 11:31:45 AM EST
I need to find Clinton candles, but they don't seem to make cigar-shaped candles.


Getting more attention than you since 1998.

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you could always by martingale (2.00 / 0) #41 Sun Apr 23, 2006 at 03:16:33 PM EST
buy some real cigars and pour wax over them...
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$E(X_t|F_s) = X_s,\quad t > s$
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It burns when I pee . . . by duxup (4.00 / 1) #35 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 06:35:56 PM EST
(someone had to say it)
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casting a candle from your penis? by Mrs FlightTest (2.00 / 0) #39 Sat Apr 22, 2006 at 12:16:31 PM EST
wouldn't that like HURT!!!

Hot Wax. Yikes!!!



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