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By calla (Sat Apr 01, 2006 at 10:31:09 PM EST) fun loving cowwqas., wanking (all tags)
I mneed to know.


I just spilled my drink in the dirshwasher. the whoele thing. I think I better chedk the dishes carefully in the morning.

fuck - I need more run.

Did I tell you that I have hynphno thryroid? Its sucks.

life parnters should not let life parnters diaryiz when drunk. ammo is out shoppin - you can blamne him for all this.

speelcheck wants to funkin change my whole fuckin diary. gfuck that

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Why is this diary in the hole? by Driusan (4.00 / 6) #1 Sat Apr 01, 2006 at 11:07:42 PM EST
Drunken diaries should be free for the whole world to see!

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Vive le Montréal libre.
fuck by calla (4.00 / 4) #2 Sat Apr 01, 2006 at 11:29:17 PM EST
Ia ve forbot I said thart.


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I didn't realize that I had the power by calla (2.00 / 0) #17 Mon Apr 03, 2006 at 02:23:48 PM EST
to take this piece of work out of the dark.

Happy now?


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Hey, wanna cyber? by Rogerborg (4.00 / 4) #3 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 02:06:03 AM EST
Quick, before he gets ba- oops.  Never mind.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
Funny comments aren't the best thing by calla (2.00 / 0) #7 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 08:41:59 AM EST
when hungover.


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You should have told him by joh3n (4.00 / 3) #4 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 03:53:27 AM EST
to buy more rum.

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Actually, there's more. by calla (4.00 / 1) #8 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 08:43:36 AM EST
damn - commenting with a hangover is almost as hard as commenting when drunk.


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Gfuck that. by ambrosen (4.00 / 6) #5 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 05:49:53 AM EST
Is it some kind of Lunix app for checking filesystems with a smelly smutty Lunix hippy joke, or a special type of sex where the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble?

Whoa. by calla (4.00 / 1) #9 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 08:44:48 AM EST
I'd vote for the special type of sex.


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We need a drunk speelchex0r by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #6 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 06:22:25 AM EST
get thrusty on it right away


We could also use some sort of by calla (4.00 / 2) #10 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 08:47:10 AM EST
alarm system for when someone is drunk on HuSi.


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We already have a system in place. by BadDoggie (4.00 / 1) #13 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 10:43:58 AM EST
Clicky.

woof.

OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?

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I guess that's good for you IRC geeks. by calla (4.00 / 1) #14 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 06:36:26 PM EST
But what about those of us that are philosophically opposed to IRC?


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whoa! hold on! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #15 Mon Apr 03, 2006 at 05:07:45 AM EST
how can you be philosophically opposed to IRC?  it ain't right!

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IRC is for teh crazy peoples. by calla (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Apr 03, 2006 at 06:39:57 AM EST
Every person I've ever known who was a regular IRCer was whack.

Occasional posters are ok.


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It says wanking in the tags. by ambrosen (4.00 / 4) #11 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 08:47:42 AM EST
You haven't followed through on that, you little tease, you.

I have to tell you everything? by calla (4.00 / 1) #12 Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 09:25:43 AM EST
drunken wanking = not so fun.


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