A short list of things that are pants:
A long list of things that are short pants:
- short shorts
- bermuda shorts
- Bart Simpson's shorts
- short pants
- Play the bagpipes in Seattle Center.
- Get arrested for indecent exposure.
- Watch "Jeopardy!"
- Debate whether or not it's time to buy a new bathrobe.
- Eat pie
- Read "A Critique of Pure Reason", by Immanuel Kant.
- Run for public office.
- Close your eyes and think of England.
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