He meets her in class somewhere. He doesn't understand her, she speaks Russian, writes in funny letters.
Someone dear dies, she does friend Cyrillic-style. She tries to teach friend how to speak Russian while trying to learn English. This takes a year. He finds out and doesn't give a shit.
Immediate Family Problems
Her parents leave Polaroids laying around with THEM doing it Cyrillic-style. He keeps his mouth shut.
At dinnertime, they talk a lot, her mother says silly stuff about a boil. He gags a lot hearing this.
Her mom's sister arrives on Sunday after Sunday school. Her mom and her sister are bi-Cyrillic. The two sisters go play in the Romper Room. Everyone else is bored and goes and plays in the backyard on the monkey bars. He goes brain dead trying to figger out what is going on in the Romper Room with the two sisters speaking in a funny language and writing funny Cyrillic words.
TEH PUMPKIN HEADS
They give blood. They bother a preacher on his lunch break. He finds out, in Cyrillia they don't kiss. Funny he hadn't noticed before.
They leave someplace and go someplace else. Him and her are poor. They no longer have the Romper Room or monkey bars. She has bad dream again.
He tells her the dream means she has a Cyrillic Wrench stuck in her throat. She freaks badly.
Sometime in the future, father plays Vintery, Mintery, Cutery, Corn1. HE freaks out and does something REAL bad to himself.
Cyrillic Wrench freaks coz mom is not Corn.
TEH ENDZ
The following precious gem was submitted by Kellnerin under the section TEH PUMPKIN HEADS-They give blood. They bother a preacher on his lunch break. He finds out, in Cyrillia they don't kiss. Funny he hadn't noticed before.
NOTES:1 Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme
Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,
Apple seed and apple thorn;
Wire, briar, limber lock,
Three geese in a flock.
One flew east,
And one flew west,
And one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
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