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By calla (Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 02:35:40 PM EST) pr0n, action figures (all tags)

We make jokes about furry pr0n. But what do you do if you find out that your partner is sliding into that dark and seedy world?

He was out all day - "shopping" he says. He stumbles in clouded by an alcoholic haze at almost midnight. He mumbles a few things, throws a few bags on the dining room table and waddles into the bedroom. I hear a thunk and assume he's passed out. Instead of running into the bedroom to take advantage of him, I rummage through the bags on the table. Among the refuse, I find a rumpled copy of the latest ToyFare. Because I'm a geek, I try to thumb through it, but the pages are stuck together.

Why are the pages stuck together? There's a sticky, glue-like substance all over the pages.

Is there such a thing as action figure/doll pr0n?

Is it just like furry pr0n?

I'd appreciate any advice, since I think I've got a real crisis on my hands.

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Happy Easter by debacle (4.00 / 2) #1 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 03:37:10 PM EST

Don't worry about it too much.

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

That's all? by calla (4.00 / 1) #2 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 04:34:10 PM EST

Do you, dear, get all soft and sweet around the holidays?

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Would you like me to berate you? by debacle (4.00 / 2) #3 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 04:40:30 PM EST

Or make some snide comment about anatomically correct barbies?

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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: There you go. by calla (4.00 / 1) #7 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 10:45:07 PM EST

That's the debacle we all know and love.

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not to worry by persimmon (4.00 / 4) #4 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 05:44:41 PM EST

He also takes them out to dinner. If this is a problem, it goes far beyond pr0n.
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: Yeah. - actually that was me. by calla (4.00 / 2) #8 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 10:49:50 PM EST

Hey - I didn't say I didn't like action figures.
My concern is just HOW MUCH ammo boy is into them.
ammo boy - that's a great superhero name. I could make a really cool figure of ammo boy.

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Yes. And instead of that by greyrat (4.00 / 3) #5 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 06:36:28 PM EST

you could have been having constant wild animal sex with me. Tut tut tut. You made your bed dear...

#;^)
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: too late by sobeinom (4.00 / 2) #6 Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 06:46:29 PM EST

Damn it you beat me to the punch line.
But I'd say nothing to worry about until it develops into something more.
"As for the above statement, I'll ignore it just for my well being."
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WIPO - very sick. And may I add . . . by slozo (4.00 / 3) #9 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 01:53:53 AM EST

. . . that FURRY dolls/action figures is what REALLY puts it over the edge. I mean, as a little boy, I loved playing with my Transformers, Spiderman figurines and Dinobots as much as any princess with her Barbies. But furry? That's just WRONG . . .

: That does seem hideously, horribly, WRONG!!! by calla (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 10:24:23 AM EST

But check this out!

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That'll teach you to settle for a used model by Rogerborg (4.00 / 4) #10 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 06:05:51 AM EST

Next time, follow webwench's example and find yourself one in Never ~~Inserted In~~ Removed From Box condition.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

Everything I ever needed to know, by calla (4.00 / 3) #12 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 10:28:00 AM EST

I learned from webwench.

'nuff said.

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Over in UKia, we had Tufty the Squirrel by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #13 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 11:05:09 AM EST

Tufty taught us valuable life skills, like not running out from behind the ice cream van, or else you get hit by a car (every time, poor Tufty). I like to think of webwench like that. You know, a warning by example. And with a furry tail.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Well, they say everyone has a higher calling by webwench (4.00 / 3) #15 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 04:54:01 PM EST

It's like you['re watching a cheesy horror movie, and Muffy the Sorority Sister with the Big Hair, Annoying Voice and Troubling Lack of Common Sense is creeping through a dark house, barefoot, looking for the source of the strange noise she keeps hearing, and you feel the need to scream at the screen: "No, Muffy! Don't go into that dark room with the funny noises! Nooo!" and then Muffy does, and you say, "Muffy, why don't you turn on the lights at least, come on, have some sense," but no, Muffy just keeps plugging on, and just when you're wondering why Muffy doesn't at least wear a good sturdy pair of running shoes for these house-creeping excursions, the creature jumps out of the closet and eats her.

Yeah, I've wondered more often than you'll know whether I am here merely to serve as an object lesson for others. So, wear good sturdy shoes you can run in, and stay out of dark rooms, kids!

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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: This comment is some of your best work. by calla (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Apr 19, 2006 at 04:10:40 PM EST

And I almost missed it.
Bravo!!!

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and how by webwench (4.00 / 4) #14 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 04:45:56 PM EST

he still has that New Man Smell!

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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go to your local costume shop by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #17 Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 02:26:20 AM EST

Find a costume like one of his favorite action figures...and awaaaaay you go!

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat

: This suggestion by calla (4.00 / 1) #18 Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 12:27:38 PM EST

has already been discussed. Plans are in the works.
Thanks.

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