Print Story RESOLVED: to get a second red pen
By gzt (Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 01:35:40 PM EST) wings night, friggin' intense, grading, red pens, vagina full of centipedes (all tags)
I was going to do grading this afternoon, but I couldn't find the bloody red pen. This happens every once in a while. It might be gone. I thought I left it out last night when I left off grading. Apparently, I didn't [unless that bastard roommate took if off my pile of grading, that bastard!]. So, uh, this is major. I'm at a bit of a loss, I can't think of another place it could possibly be.

So, I spent the afternoon playing sudoku. Now I'm writing this!

I was going to leave for dinner, but somebody dropped by and borrowed a lighter - "I'll bring it right back" - so I'm sticking around until it gets back. I'd leave and put a note up saying, "Just leave it on the desk," but I can't find the damn tape. And it's not prudent to advertise that I left the door open.

So, more sudoku! Is green adequate for grading? ANSWER: NO. I should've picked up more red pens when I picked up the textbook for the course the other day because they provide that stuff for free. The red pen I've been using is, I think, stolen from my roommate, which would explain why he might have stolen it back. I don't have time for this moral casuistry! I'm setting a new record!

A record for hunger. For drive. For justice.

That's it, it's five damn thirty, I'm outta here. Your whole family is made out of meat! Which reminds me: it's so sad that I can't go to wings night at The Pub. My friend is on a first-name basis with [FAMOUS OLD-FART SHAKESPEARE SCHOLAR] because he went to wings night at The Pub! Everybody goes to wings night at The Pub! THAT IS IT: every chance I get in May, it's WINGS NIGHT for me!

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and naturally... by gzt (2.00 / 0) #1 Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 01:37:45 PM EST
...what she can do with the lighter can be figured out from context! [door unlocked, but don't tell anyone]

If you were a a real man ... by lm (2.00 / 0) #2 Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 04:44:28 PM EST
... you'd grade the papers in blood.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES by gzt (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 04:51:05 PM EST
well, it's lent, and that's they way it swings.

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