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By lm (Thu Mar 30, 2006 at 11:25:20 PM EST) (all tags)
Nothing like the feel of chemical burns in the evening.


I've got an ear infection. My home-remedy treatment is washing it out with Listerine (aural? oral? who cares?) combined with once daily ear drops (6.5% hydrogen peroxide). On Monday the pain was bad enough to motivate my lazy arse enough to call the doctor to make an appointment. By tonight, the pain has subsided enough for me to consider calling the doctor to cancel the appointment scheduled for tomorrow afternoon.

Next week I'll be completing my first quarter at the local tech school. The last three weeks of both classes, they started to get interesting. I don't know the instructors waited until the last three classes to make things interesting. Next quarter, I go all artsy fartsy with Design 1 and Photoshop classes.

The Internet Marketing class started to become fun once I realized that I could use my own failed half-assed attempt at making a business as a case study. Having done the research, I can probably turn 400 daily hits into a net profit of about 1/10 of my currently salary. The problem, I would surmise, is putting a site of high enough quality to get the traffic. I've got the requisite skills. I've got the time. What I don't have is the motivation. Such is the curse of being me.

To make my new educational goals more interesting, a position opened up at the tech school I've been attending. I trundle-tossed my resume over. I need to get transcripts sent in before I can be considered. I'm trying to decide if it's worth the hassle for that. I don't imagine that I would end up liking any IT job any better that my present position. While I'm not very satisfied, every place I've worked at to date has been far worse. On the other hand, if I can get a few years of experience in academia I might be able to work my way into an IT position at a real university. If I can make that plan hatch by 2012, my oldest daughter could get free tuition.  That would be worth the sacrifice.

Speaking of work, I solved a really hard problem at work today. That was fun. It was kind of sort of like a problem I failed to solve last September, so I looked up my notes on the old problem. I had remembered correctly, the symptoms were exactly the same. Identical symptoms aside, the causes must be different. What fixed the more recent problem didn't change the old problem at all. The good thing is that I figured out two more things to try to force Crystal to submit to my will. I know one thing for certain about her, her report card from grade school says, ``does not play well with others.''

Recruiters are also starting to call me again. I've probably mentioned this before, but I haven't seen this level of activity vis a vis tech recruiters since 1999 when everyone thought that everything electronic was going to drop core at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Even. (I have to admit that I was more than a bit disappointed that nothing of the sort happened.) Two parts of this are funny to me. The first is that some of the same recruiters are calling me unsolicited this year that interviewed me last year when I was actively looking for a job and don't remember me at all. While I'm not surprised that they don't remember me, I would think that they are at least capable of looking through their files. Secondly, many more of them are incredibly incompetent. As one example, I set up a phone interview with one for 8:30 in the morning a few weeks ago. I called. The receptionist answered and told me the recruiter in question wouldn't be in until 10:00 that day. I left my name and number and laughed. Well, maybe not quite in that order which may be the reason I never received a call back.

And that will be all. 'Tis time for my ear drops and it's hard to type when holding one's head sideways so that the drops don't drip out and leave bleached spots on one's black wardrobe.

Peace.

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Upon reading the subject and intro text, by skippy (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 02:45:40 AM EST
I had thought that you bleached your hair as a precursor to dyeing it, and was going to suggest that you put some vaseline on your ears next time to prevent the chemical burns.

But apparently that's not the problem.

Motivation can be a bee-yotch, though.  I've been playing around with some fun stuff on the side, but was distracted - first by computer games, then by renovations and moving.  C'est la vie!



Normally, you seem like a pretty smart guy, but by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 03:10:33 AM EST
I hate to break it to you-- your ear infection is on the other side of the ear drum.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.


it's all connected... by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 05:55:12 AM EST
or something like that... i may have an incorrect anatomical picture in my head at the moment, but snorting it might get it there faster? (having my ears cleaned with some sort of medical pressure washer made my nose run, which was uncomfortable)
Send me to Austria!
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You usually seem pretty bright too by lm (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 07:17:38 AM EST
But I think you're confusing ignorance with stupidity.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Well, those two hang out together a lot. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 08:24:12 AM EST
Softball games on the weekend, sharing a banana split, you know... stuff like that.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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I don't buy it by lm (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 08:06:43 PM EST
There are quite a few awfully smart ignoramuses out there just as there are quite a few well educated morons. I'm pretty certain that the bell curve on intelligence is pretty much the same regardless of ignorance levels.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Ears by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 11:29:31 AM EST
Once years ago I had an infection of the outer ear canal.

The ear would get all goopy and itch like a son-of-a-bitch. I saw the doctor, was given antibiotics and was told "on no account try to clean it out with a q-tip even if it seems tempting and logical". It went away.

A couple months later, it came back. I saw the doctor, got more antibiotics. It went away.

A couple months later, it came back. I saw the doctor, got more antibiotics. It went away.

A couple months later, it came back. I said "fuck this" and started carefully cleaning all the goop out with a q-tip. I did this whenever there seemed to be anything goopy in there. It started feeling better within a day and within a couple weeks it was essentially gone.

A couple times over the next few months I had to clean the ear out again, but it never came back full force.
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I've never had a doctor give me only antibiotics by lm (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 08:03:34 PM EST
But always antibiotics + ear drops, or at least recommending that I buy one of those kits with the peroxide drops + the bulb syringe and ear bath to make sure that all the crap gets cleaned out.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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nothing of the sort happened by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 07:41:50 AM EST
Well, there were a few minor glitches. The US Naval Observatory reporting the time as "0100 on 01/01/19100" and suchlike.

I have a cousin who had learned cobol in college. (Why a graphic arts major learned cobol I don't know.) She was offered a job in 98 fixing y2k bugs in hospital billing software. She was making over 100,000/year during that time.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



let me qualify ``nothing of the sort'' by lm (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 08:37:27 AM EST
We had nothing resembling major meltdowns that fundamentally altered life as we know it. Minor glitches have been happening for decades, beginning with programs that look several decades into the future. When 00 rolled around, there were more, but not one was significant enough to make national headlines.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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If you really want a chemical burn... by atreides (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 08:33:00 AM EST
...try wiping your ass with a dryer sheet.

Deeeeep HUR-tiiiiingggg...

Have you seen The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.
"...compassion is more than a 16 point word in scrabble." - MostlyHarmless




I've never done that before by lm (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 08:38:50 AM EST
But my grandpa was out in the woods once when nature called and used some dried leaves. Dried poison ivy leaves.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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I need some motivation by nekrosys (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 03:12:30 PM EST
I've got the requisite skills. I've got the time. What I don't have is the motivation. Such is the curse of being me.

You are also cursed with an equally unmotivated wife.  Sigh.


Jenn, lm's wife.


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