Print Story Fairytale of New York
In New York, you hold it. Strand. Take a right at Mad Dog Hill and keeping going until you find Captain Kidd's treasure; you can't miss it. I'm looking over a four-leaf clover that I overlooked before. M for me and May make it to a movie. Just once, during the New Hampshire primaries, I want one of the candidates to slip and admit the primary reason for their involvement in politics is revenge.


St. Pat's Story: Union Square

    Odd little incident on St. Patrick's Day.

    May's last day was St. Pat's Day, so she'd stayed uptown and had a properly alcohol-soaked send off with her co-retailers.

    I decided I'd hook up with Dean and an amigo of his, a tall Dutch ex-pat by the name of Kris, short for the unlikely name of Krisoijn. We shot the shit for a couple of hours at the post-gentrified 119 near Union.

    After I don't recall how many beers, I took my leave to head back home. Walking to the train, I became aware of a profound need to talk to a man about a horse – an urgent need, the man was a serious buyer, if you get my meaning. Unfortunately, New York suffers from a scandalous lack of public restrooms. Even many large stores, such as the Virgin Megastore on Union, have moved to a token pseudo-pay system. Mercifully, the Strand, just a couple blocks south of Union, has nice restrooms available to any needy individual that walks in. There was a time, late 90s, when the Strand's john was notorious - a filthy little closet from which a seemingly endless succession of ODed junkies were constantly being extracted, like some demented William S. Burroughs version of a clown car. Though those days are past and the redesigned water closets and the Strand's generous hours of operation make it a recommended alternative in this head-scarce town.

    After the horse trading session was successfully concluded, I decided to look at their New York section. I've got a modest library of books about various odd aspects of the city at home and I'm always gathering more of the literary detritus of the city to add to the junk heap.

    On the shelf, missing its cover jacket, was a faded ivory book with the curious title Body, Boots & Britches. I took it over the shelf and opened it. The inside cover spread showed a map of New York state, but instead of noting major cities, noted historic events, major thoroughfares, or what have you, this map include the locations of things like "The Devil Throws Rocks at Connecticut," "Wilson Fools the Scarecorw," and "Captain Kidd Hides Treasure." There seemed to be no organizing principle to the thing and real incidents ("Body of Colonel Ellsworth, First American to Be Embalmed") mingled with the, I presume, fictional ("Trial of the Witch of Mad Dog Hill").

    While flipping through the pages, a black and white photo of what appears to be two young couples, from the late 1920s or early 1930s, all dressed in evening clothes, fell out of the book. Strangely, exposure of the film or abuse of the photograph itself made the head of one of the young men fade out completely. He's just got a white void where his face should be. The others smile blankly, as if something truly horrific has happened to their companion but nobody wants to ruin the party by admitting it.

    On page 225, pressed into the book, between two pages describing the infamous Loomis family of Oneida county, dried to a brittle dark brown, was a four leaf clover.

    The book cost me $10.

Saturday: Movie

    May and I caught V for Vendetta and we both enjoyed it. I've never read the comic and am not much of a fan of Moore's work, but I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. I think the movie benefits greatly from a superlative cast of secondary characters. Like the earliest Batman movies, the main character remains a somewhat a cipher while the secondary cast plays of him. In the first Batman movie, this brought mixed results. I though it worked extremely well here, and the strength of the numerous side characters is the main reason it did.
    It is still, ultimately, an action movie. The politics are heavy handed and, in typical Hollywood fashion, we managed to boil down every political point to a personal and emotional issue. Nobody ever wants to take down a government because the system is corrupt – they want revenge for the killing of [fill in relative or lover] - and this dovetails nicely with the system also being corrupt. That said, it is a well made, well acted, and (compared to most of its co-genre brother and sister works) thoughtful. Both May and I recommend it.

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But, but, but... by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:01:33 PM EST

NOT ENOUGH ACTION!

I am reminded of a situation I encountered in Dublin, wherein, due to copious amounts of Guinness intake the night prior, I found myself over by St. Patrick's Cathedral (check the timely reference!), and in great need of making the poops. There weren't any readily available public bathrooms, so I had to enter St. Pat's to do my dastardly business. That may be the best service the Churh Universal has ever provided to me; I cannot imagine what it would have been like, had St. Pat's not been open for business. It would have been a long, long walk back home, with my drawers full of poops.


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Oh, I Got Plenty of Action by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:09:19 PM EST
It's just that a gentleman does not have his professional "lady friends" dress up like the munchkins and tend to his most intimate needs, all while he sings "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" to a pre-teen Asian hermaphrodite in a Reagan mask and a total body leather suit, only to then go blabbing it over the Internet. It is poor form and what's more it . . .

Or did you mean the movie?

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Rowr! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:16:16 PM EST

But yeah, I meant the movie. However, I fully approve of all of the aforementioned HOT ACTION DESCRIPTION!


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Bathroom redesign by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:18:37 PM EST
This statement of the problem has generated the obviously correct solution to the issue of disgusting bathrooms: More windows. If you could see right in there from the main retail floor, store managers would (in the moderate-to-upscale district, anyway) be compelled to keep it clean. Furthermore, the certainty of being witnessed would keep people from dirtying it up in the first place.

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The Panopticon John by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:04:44 PM EST
Some of the cleanest bathrooms I've seen in NYC can be found in a Thai restaurant named Peep in SoHo. The outer walls of Peep's heads are a series of one way mirrors. While you cannot be seen, you can see out clear as day. The effect, however, is the sense that everybody can see what you're doing in there. This sense of being watched, combined with the fact that most people feel too uncomfortable in there to do anything, seems to keep things tidy.

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QED (nt) by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:10:51 PM EST


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And PDQ at that. n/t by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #9 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:11:55 PM EST


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IAWTP (NT) by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:12:32 PM EST


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political points to personal and emotional issues by lm (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:23:23 PM EST
At least as far as the violent types go, I can't think of any revolutionaries that weren't ultimately in it for personal reasons.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic


I Can Think of Several by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:58:11 PM EST
I think we're talking about different "personal reasons." I'm referring to "they killed my father" versus, perhaps, "I personally believe that political freedom is more important than my individual existence and am willing to act on this belief."

Because we're persons, all things are, in a way, personal. However, I feel there's a distinction between standing up for a principle or ideal and wanting to kill the men directly responsible for the death of your mother/lover/favorite uncle/etc.

I can think of several real-life examples of the former, among both violent and non-violent types, but I can think of very few Hollywood examples.


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Maybe by lm (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:22:03 PM EST
You said you can think of several, but you didn't mention any. From my vantage point, most violent revolutionaries reduce to something personal. It might not seem so at first, like in the case of the Unabomber. For decades people thought that the victims were chosen at random from purely political motives. But then when his diaries were found, it turns out that mad bomber Ted actually had an axe to grind with each of the victims.

Most people only act on the personal. There are exceptions, but those people are not only few and far between, they're generally held to be quite odd by the rest of society and end up being categorized as sociopathic. Consequently, I think that if you read the biographies of most violent revolutionaries, you'll see that while they believe in their ideals with the whole hearts, it was the personal that actually motivated them to action.


There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Okay by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #15 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 03:41:17 PM EST
I didn't mention any because I thought clarifying terms would solve the problem.

I see your Unabomber (an example I've got problems with) and raise you a Ché. He could have lived his life out in happy middle-class security - as the rest of his family did. He had no axe to grind with Batista – having never been to Cuba and having no connection to the country. He had no personal fight in the Congo, which he left the security of Cuba for. And he had no personal fight in Bolivia, where he died.

Was it personal? Personal in the sense that he deeply believed in the righteousness of Communism, the pan-national unity of the oppressed, and the ultimate victory of his cause. But I don't think we can point to any personal incident (such as "capitalists killed my mom") that proves his Communism was just a front for some grudge. He did experience the poverty of South America as a tourist when he was young – but so did many people. His arrival at violent Communism was the product of study and consideration – not a dramatic, personal, conversion moment.

I'll also point to the hundreds of men who joined the anti-fascist Lincoln Brigades in the Spanish Civil War. Many of the LB members were Jews, so one could argue that they saw it as a round-about way to get at Hitler, and that's the revenge angle. But many were not. Some were Commies who thought fascism was anti-worker. Many were just strong believers in democracy and thought fascism was wrong (these gentlemen actually fought Communist control of the Brigades - thinking Communism was no better than fascism).

The three men whose suicide mission formed the basis of "For Whom the Bell Tolls" were a college student who had never voted, a self-professed apolitical truck driver, and an ex-Communist Coney Island strong man and juggler who joined the Brigades but fought the Communist leadership of same. They all risked their lives in a country they never visited to fight an enemy that never hurt them personally in a war their home country told them they it was illegal to join. (They actually survived their suicide mission, but that's just a little tidbit in case you were curious.)

I agree that everything is personal in the sense that we must act out of our experience and our personal connection to the world is what we must measure all things by. But I meant personal as in "Franco killed my father, and for this, he must die," not "I personally believe that fascism must be stopped, violently if necessary."

As for being considered sociopaths, unless they win, revolutionaries are always defined as nuts, crazy, psycho, fanatical, or what have you. John Brown was insane to think only bloodshed would end slavery, until he was proven right.


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Used books often have treasures. by calla (4.00 / 2) #10 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:12:29 PM EST
Sometimes just going through my old books I find treasures.

I recently found a "E was sick yesterday" note for school from my father in my copy of The Silmarillion.




agreed by webwench (4.00 / 1) #17 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 04:09:21 PM EST
Same with old cookbooks. I bought a plastic folio thing of old recipe cards at a garage sale, and upon getting home, found it was also full of all kinds of handwritten notes, receipts, modifications to recipes, new recipes, etc. Can't imagine anyone selling that.


"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?"
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I haven't looked into the cookbooks before. by calla (4.00 / 1) #19 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 06:03:59 PM EST
Thanks for the tip. I'm currently looking for another.

This is slightly off topic, but I have some old books of my friend who died last year. She wrote notes, underlined, drew smilies, etc. The books are a great remembrance of her.


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new york bathrooms by ast16 (4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 02:41:56 PM EST
One of the most useful benefits of a New York Sports Club membership is that it effectively doubles (or more) your Manhattan bathroom options in the early evening, often up to at least 10pm.



Starbucks? by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #14 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 03:30:23 PM EST
Dunno about New York, but in SF, I head for the nearest Starbucks whenever I need to pee. They're usually relatively clean.
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I Don't Know by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 03:44:42 PM EST
I never thought to duck into Starbucks. I've never noticed whether they've got restrooms for customers or not.

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"For customers" by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #18 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 04:19:24 PM EST
My experience is that at least with Starbucks "for customers" is often as not means "doesn't look homeless". Though I admit half the time I buy a coffee.

They're nice in that they are (to my knowledge) bound by the same fastfood restroom requirements but because of corporate culture keep them cleaner.
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Sadly, by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #20 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 10:47:49 PM EST
there are at least a couple of Starbuxes in Bostonia without bathrooms. The Starbucks in Davis Sq I ducked into when I desperately needed to conduct some horse-trading was sadly lacking, and the barristas looked annoyed when I asked. There's another one on Charles Street sans facilities. They are at least nice enough to refer people to the Starbucks three blocks down the street, which does have a nice bathroom (and a perpetual line).
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Wow by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #21 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 10:51:16 PM EST
There's three whole locks without a Starbucks!?
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It's a scary, scary world we live in. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #22 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 11:56:09 PM EST
If I went three blocks around here without finding a Dunkin' Donuts, though, I'd know that I'd somehow wandered into an alternate universe.
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Fairytale of New York -- Great song $ by akostic (2.00 / 0) #23 Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 02:03:38 AM EST

-- Andrej Emerik Kostic


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