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By gzt (Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:17:57 AM EST) gzt, friggin' intense, roommating infidels, oil, death (all tags)
so i go to get a drink of water and notice there's some splashes in front of the sink, so i'm like, meh, water, whatever, i can step in that, so i step on it and am like, 'wtf, mate, this is oil!' why on earth is there a large oil spill in front of the sink? and why wasn't it cleaned up?! well, the answer can be guessed: no paper towels or anything like that around. it happens. it's not so much that it was left uncleaned, that's understandable, but how does that much oil get spilled?


so, roommating infidel comes home and is like, 'so, did you have an accident by the sink?' and i was like, 'nope.' so he asks the other roommate and was like, 'yeah, there was this mug i thought was empty but it turned out to be full of oil, spilled it all over by the sink, my bad' and roommating infidel was like, 'oh, yeah, i left that out.' who the hell puts oil in a mug? this is the same roommating infidel who left rotting rice in a cup and got odd splatters of grease and other such goos on every other cup. we do have measuring cups, liquid and dry, so i cannot understand.

so then anyways like so i get up at 6 because i can't sleep and i go into the living room and Woman of roommating infidel is there, and i'm like, wtf, mate? i mean, i suppose it's not unreasonable for Woman to pull an all-nighter studying on the kitchen table, but i'm going to take every excuse to be annoyed.

and on further reflection, the very idea of dating that most college people has is sick, twisted, and unhealthy and it shows in their praxis.

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Your roomates are lying to you by lm (4.00 / 1) #1 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:31:25 AM EST
See, they're both cyborgs and one of them sprung a leak. The oil in the mug story is a cover-up designed to distract you from uncovering their nefarious plot.

Just what was the Woman studying anyway? She's probably in on it.


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chemistry! by gzt (4.00 / 1) #2 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 06:33:51 AM EST
it was vegetable oil. oh snap! they're eco-friendly evil biodiesel robots! it need not be a leak, perhaps they spilled while pouring the oil in [rather stupidly] with a mug.

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Vegetable oil? by Awakened Dreamer (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 07:18:08 AM EST

Oh no. Not the dreaded college wesson oil party. Not that. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GORD NOT THAT!!!

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Wait. by MartiniPhilosopher (2.00 / 0) #4 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:46:09 AM EST
When did you ever visit hell? And how did you get invited to one of those parties?

Whenever I hear one of those aforementioned douche bags pontificate about how dangerous [...] videogames are I get a little stabby. --Wil Wheaton.

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I didn't visit that particular hell. by Awakened Dreamer (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 10:06:41 AM EST

And I just happened to get hit with a drive-by version of one of those parties at another hell.

And believe me when I tell you, you do NOT want to know what I mean by that.

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*Blinks* by MartiniPhilosopher (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 10:38:08 AM EST
Yeah, I think I get what you're saying. There are things I witnessed in my years there that I'm still trying to forget. I still can't look at wiffle-ball bats in the same way I did as a kid and that incident was about 7 years ago.

In any case, I'm pretty sure it isn't the same sort of party you're talking about. Mine is the sort that happens when you get a lot of very talented organic chem majors isolated and needing a release after a bunch of finals and who have access to their labs 24/7.

Whenever I hear one of those aforementioned douche bags pontificate about how dangerous [...] videogames are I get a little stabby. --Wil Wheaton.

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Not exactly the same. by Awakened Dreamer (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 03:53:20 AM EST

But not completely different either by the sounds of it. Just sounds like your batch had access to a few more chemicals.

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I would appreciate knowing by debacle (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 10:43:38 AM EST
As I am generally ignorant about most things.

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No you wouldn't. by Awakened Dreamer (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 03:54:35 AM EST

There are some things that truly prove the statement, "Ignorance is bliss." Just trust me when I tell you, this is one of those times. And once you are given the knowledge, you can never, EVER give it back, no matter how much you may want to.

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oh good god. by gzt (2.00 / 0) #8 Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 05:02:02 PM EST
i don't doubt there is evil in this world.

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