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By Teh Puzzlar (Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 08:31:21 AM EST) (all tags)
In a go-cart race, Cindy was neither first nor last. Rose came in after Cindy. Jean beat Roger. Roger beat Beth. Cindy beat Beth but not Roger.

Who was last?



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Oh, for God's sake by komet (4.00 / 3) #1 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 08:39:30 AM EST
Either Rose or Beth; but the first clue is redundant and follows from the other facts, so perhaps they should've specified either Rose or Beth not coming last to make the solution unique, the fucktards.

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crreoct! by Teh Puzzlar (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 09:17:22 AM EST
Expecially the "fucktards".  To be fiar, "Rose came in aftar Cindy" could maen "directly aftar", which would be compleet.

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Answer by gpig (4.00 / 2) #2 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 08:40:30 AM EST
Rose or Beth, not enough infos to tell.
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Answer by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 09:00:44 AM EST
Fuck off, troll

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.


you're just angry because by TPD (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 10:09:02 AM EST
you got beaten by a girl

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!
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Wait. by Awakened Dreamer (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 10:37:57 AM EST

I thought Rogerborg WANTED to be beaten by a girl. Come to think of it, so do I.

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Answer: by Awakened Dreamer (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 09:14:03 AM EST
THE HARE!



hmm by lm (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 10:30:11 AM EST
Such violence! Most of the information consists of who was beating who. Smackings around aside, all we know is that Cindy wasn't last.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic


Nope. by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 12:19:27 PM EST
We know that Jean won, Roger came in second and Cin took third. We just don't know whether Beth or Rose came in last (all of this assuming there were no additional unnamed participants).

woof.

OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?
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Can you not read? by lm (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 01:59:22 PM EST
There are only two sentences that list people's positions in the race:

Cindy was neither first nor last. Rose came in after Cindy.

The rest is about who was abusing who:

Jean beat Roger. Roger beat Beth. Cindy beat Beth but not Roger.

Okay, so Jean beat Roger. Regardless of whether she used her fists, a cricket bat, a truncheon, a sand packed rubber hose, a riding crop or the flat of Rogerborg's sword, we don't know where Jean placed in the race with regards to Roger, but only that she abused him.


There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Answer by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 10:33:47 AM EST
The proletariat! As usual!



this comment is Marxist! by dr k (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 01:34:42 PM EST
nt

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You bet your life by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 01:48:15 PM EST


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He's crap. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #14 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 02:36:37 PM EST
I prefer, due to my prejudice, Chico. No other reason but prejudice.

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And I prefer... by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue Feb 21, 2006 at 02:48:02 PM EST
the ever-quotable Harpo.

But it's just such a good picture.

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