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By dr k (Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 09:33:14 AM EST) accidents, disaster, sarcasm, hyperbole, my shotgun weighs a ton (all tags)
Remember to apologize whenever you involve yourself in a serious accident.

"[Whittington] said he's sorry for what Cheney and his family have gone through."



Mr. Chales Manson
Corcoran State Prison
Corcoran, California

Dear Mr. Manson,

I am sorry you had to kill me. Please let me apologize for all the suffering I have made your family go through.

Sincerely,
Sharon Tate


The Real Killer
Address Unknown

To Whom It May Concern:

I am so deeply apologetic that you were compelled to murder Ronald and myself. I know you must feel unjustly persecuted, to the degree that you must keep your identity unknown at this time.

Yours Always,
Nicole Brown Simpson


To All Our Friends At Nasa -

We're sorry!

Rick, Bill, Mike, Ilan, Kalpana, Dave, and Laurel, the crew of the Space Shuttle Columbia.

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Again I say: Meh by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 09:58:54 AM EST
If you had accidentally hurt someone, wouldn't you feel bad? And if they turned out OK, wouldn't you appreciate an "it's OK--don't feel bad"?

Now if the victim apologized for having caused it, that would be messed up. But to express regret that the person who caused it has suffered some anguish...seems reasonable to me.

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well sure by dr k (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 10:03:56 AM EST
but I wouldn't hold a press conference about it.

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I don't deny it's a PR move by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 10:06:21 AM EST
I'm just saying that it isn't as unreasonable as Manson's victims apologizing to him for dulling his knife.

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Right by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 11:10:15 AM EST
Cheney has taken a pretty good arse-raping in the press for this, which, really, has to be a pretty hard thing for him. I mean think about it, if you shot your pal by accident and put him in the hospital and the press climbed all over your arse for it, well, QED.

Now, that said, it couldn't have happened to a more evil person, unless if happened to ol Bushy himself.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

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Uh... by NoMoreNicksLeft (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 12:34:04 PM EST
Why is it so implausible that it wasn't an accident?

Maybe he's doing everything he can to not grin and laugh about it.
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Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.

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Old rich white guy from the south by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 02:49:21 PM EST
Maybe Cheney accidentally shot him while sucking his dick.

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really by tps12 (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:02:02 PM EST
As if seeing your own casual acquaintence peppered with teensy pellets before your very eyes wasn't enough, you're then assaulted by a trigger-happy press corps who won't respect the private business of a private citizen. Shameful.

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Dear Hitler by theboz (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 10:41:42 AM EST
Our bad. We'll let you get into art school next time.

Love,

The Jews.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n

did you just compare by dr k (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 11:46:14 AM EST
Cheney to Hitler?

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Nope by theboz (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 12:06:55 PM EST
He's more like Ghengis Khan.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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dude by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #11 Sun Feb 19, 2006 at 01:57:31 AM EST
i so call "not it" on his burial squad.
Send me to Austria!
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