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By ammoniacal (Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:37:37 AM EST) Brit Hume, real-life trolling, MNS, FOX News (all tags)
Just received a priori text from the lad, he's seated next to FOX NEWS' BRIT FUCKING HUME.
I suspect this will be an interesting flight.

More details as the story develops.

Update [2006-2-17 14:7:39 by ammoniacal]: HUME GRILLED ON CHENEY, HITCHENS & DAILYKOS,
HILARITY ENSUES.



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I see a shanking in the near future... by atreides (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:41:39 AM EST
Goodbye, Fox commeNTator...

Have you seen The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.
"...compassion is more than a 16 point word in scrabble." - MostlyHarmless


more like a handjob (nt) by tps12 (4.00 / 2) #2 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:42:23 AM EST


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I don't think he's flying KLM. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:02:58 AM EST
Just one of the many services they provide.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Oh by Man (4.00 / 7) #3 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:48:04 AM EST
Too bad he didn't get to sit next to a journalist.

Gawd damn. by Awakened Dreamer (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:48:26 AM EST

To be a fly on the wall. Or a little kid kicking the back of their seats or something.

This could very well rule. Or suck. Or both at the same time.

Ideally, MNS will fall asleep next to him. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:01:00 AM EST
The snoring will cause Mr. Hume to roll for a Sanity Check.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Maybe he can get some interview time? by Awakened Dreamer (2.00 / 0) #15 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:33:34 AM EST

I hear MNS is one smooth mutha out there in meat space.

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Post-hypnotic Suggestion by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #17 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:59:50 AM EST
That's all I'm saying about this. You might want to watch Monday's broadcast, though.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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How many pills did he pop? by ks1178 (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:51:54 AM EST


Probably not *too* many. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:58:03 AM EST
It was a text message, after all.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Commence Operation Refresh news.google.com by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:57:43 AM EST
Where's the most likely diversion destination?

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ATM, probably high in the Sierra Nevadas. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 07:59:14 AM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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EW, TM...oh wait by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:05:27 AM EST
You said priori.

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Yes, I did. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:24:44 AM EST
I was referring to how MNS took control of the aircraft, circled around the Earth at a speed approaching that of light, thereby travelling back in time, where he was able to kill Bret Hume's father and save the world from bad tele-journalism.

That, or I just like Latin phrases.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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At least you weren't talking by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:29:12 AM EST
a posteriori (literally: out of your arse)

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Overhead by a stewardess by cam (4.00 / 6) #14 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:30:44 AM EST
mns: Did Cheney shoot that old guy in cold blood?

hume: Fucking oath, lined him up from behind and then tapped him on the shoulder before firing.

mns: Why didn't you say that on Fox News?

hume: Nigga please!

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

Mathgeeks f . Brit "ney" Hume. by blixco (4.00 / 4) #16 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:48:37 AM EST
"Love to Love You, Baby" 5:53
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" 3:32
"Love to Love You, Reprise (f. FOX News)" 6:52
"Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley" 1:23
"This Land Is Your Land" 2:54
"Beds Are Burning (f. Paris, France)" 3:13
"Safety Dance (f. Busta Rhymes)" 6:32
"Why Oh Why Oh Why Oh (Did I Ever Leave Ohio)" 3:21
"Black and White (f. Three Dog Night)" 5:16
"Ghetto Rock (f. William Shatner)" 4:37
"Love To Love You, Take Three (f. Pat Buchanon)" 6:08
"Tuffest Man Alive (f. the ghost of Ronald Reagan)" 18:22
"Love To Love You, Bush (f. The Bush Twins and their dealer, Jimmie)" 22:14, incl 17 minutes of moaning.
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I am ten ninjas. Ten ninjas with root access. - mrgoat
The dude has one awesome voice by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #18 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 09:43:05 AM EST

MY NEW BEST BUD 4-EVAR.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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But, dude, by blixco (4.00 / 2) #19 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 09:53:55 AM EST
the question is: did you do both Bush twins?

The chubby one is hot.
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I am ten ninjas. Ten ninjas with root access. - mrgoat

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Not just yet... by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #20 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 09:57:18 AM EST

I prefer the skinnier one. She looks more evil, and fun. Oh, and smarter. But I already said that when I said "more evil".

But you knew that!


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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He had not heard 'Kosmonaut' before by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #21 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 09:59:31 AM EST

I may make the news, yet! Without having to get, like, detained and barked at by a mean ol' doggie!


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
There are no meal ol' doggies. by Awakened Dreamer (4.00 / 1) #22 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 12:06:56 PM EST

Only mean ol' people, who deserved barked at.

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so did you blow him? by tps12 (2.00 / 0) #24 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:03:45 PM EST
Or did your hand suffice?

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Homophobe. [nt] by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #25 Sat Feb 18, 2006 at 03:53:28 PM EST

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Hey, don't feel so special <nt> by yankeehack (4.00 / 1) #23 Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 02:40:14 PM EST

"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB
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