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By gzt (Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 08:52:04 PM EST) gzt, excellent, best, rockstar, intrinsic superiority (all tags)
it's true. you may submit your resignations and acknowledgments of my intrinsic superiority by mail. this only applies to those who have had occasion to argue against me.


WHY I WRITE SUCH GOOD COMMENTS

i am essentially a warrior. to attack is instinctive to me. no wait, no, a sedentary life is the real sin against the Holy Ghost. no, no, still wrong.

I AM A DESTINY.

you may object that i did not win. but the truth speaks for itself and, of course, so reasonable a position as mine cannot but be true, even if i did leave the dispute in the middle. frankly, i have concerns about your mental health if you deem otherwise. just look at the facts, i say.

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I concede defeat by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 04:31:02 AM EST

But what about the BEARD OF JUSTICE? Has it suffered the promised fate, or has it escaped to live another day?


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
shaved in shame. by gzt (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 12:31:11 PM EST
muttonchops of death and destruction still there, though, if that's any consolation.

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