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By ammoniacal (Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 06:24:55 PM EST) Thrusty's drunk AGAIN, co-habitation, Mary-Jane Rottencrotch (all tags)

I can pick up stuff for you, on my way home.

Plzpstlistkthnx.

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list: by garlic (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 06:25:23 PM EST

whisky.

list by Man (4.00 / 7) #2 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 06:35:38 PM EST

Pads (Extra heavy)
Tampons
KY Jelly
Wart Remover
Preperation H
Beano
Cold-sore cream
Vaseline
Athelete's foot powder
Large package "Depends"
Condoms (size sm)

Thanks!

: No problem. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #19 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:59:49 PM EST

In fact, I have a bunch of those condoms for you.
Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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List: by ni (4.00 / 3) #3 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 06:39:06 PM EST

3,473 1/4" steel lock washers.
Volume #6, Oxford English Dictionary (2nd ed, of course)
1 Parakeet, green, living.

Thanks. I won't forget this.

Think metahistorically, act locally. -- CheeseburgerBrown

Can it be green *and* yellow? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #21 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 10:03:26 PM EST

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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: Baby, by ni (4.00 / 4) #29 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 12:04:30 AM EST

it can be any colour you want it to be.

Think metahistorically, act locally. -- CheeseburgerBrown
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Honey, by calla (4.00 / 2) #4 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 06:47:53 PM EST

Could you please pick up another SD card.

I just filled up the last one with pics that I don't want to erase.

O.K. Just don't tell by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #20 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 10:02:20 PM EST

that Scottish dude about it.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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: Good plan by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #35 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 05:45:28 AM EST

They're an excitable and atavistic lot. You don't want to get them restless.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Patchouli oil by ad hoc (4.00 / 2) #5 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 06:59:17 PM EST

and barbecue tongs.
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Why do they call it "lactose intolerant?" They should call it "lactose inconsiderate."

: That's a *great* Hippy marinade. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #22 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 10:05:03 PM EST

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Thanks by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #6 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 07:00:46 PM EST

BJ-2000 black ink cartridge
Codeinated cough syrup
Haynes manual, 1995 Toyato Tercel
and get yourself something real nice, too.

: George, Ca-na-duh beckons. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #30 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 12:19:26 AM EST

The dogs won't alert on the oral suspension, I promise.
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This is WHY I love you. by dev trash (4.00 / 4) #7 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 07:21:33 PM EST

I'll take bagggies.
Lunch meat, Bologna of the Lebaneses variety.
4 donuts.
A Hammy Sammy with brocciliri
webwench.
And a good book.

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I *nearly* posted a MillMan crack here. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #33 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 12:51:18 AM EST

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: then by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #43 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 07:13:43 PM EST

I have failed.

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my list by chuckles (4.00 / 3) #8 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 07:43:45 PM EST

horsehair buttplug
needlenose pliers
hexamine fuel tablets
nitric acid
airbag ignitors
6-pack of Guinness Stout (in glass bottles)
1-liter Nalgene bottles
bag of ice
CAT-5 patch cables, assorted lengths
anti-static dryer sheets
8" pan showerhead (chrome)
Speer Gold Dot .45 ACP ammo
rechargeable (NiMH) AA batteries
50-disc DVD-R spindle
potpourri

Skateboarding is a crime.

Rose Garden, or Grandma's Musty Closet scent? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #15 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:52:57 PM EST

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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Whatever 'flavor' of douche you're getting for web by chuckles (4.00 / 2) #18 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:57:43 PM EST

wench, that's what scent of potpourri I want. I'm a stickler for symmetry.

Skateboarding is a crime.

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queen anne's lace with a bit of eau de rose by webwench (4.00 / 2) #24 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 10:30:35 PM EST

or something similarly pure and virginal is the way to go, I think.

^{"some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the straps." - clock}
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Good. I want to recreate that scent in my home... by chuckles (4.00 / 3) #25 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 10:46:02 PM EST

So my plan is to throw some potpourri around the place _{and toss an old carp on the radiator}

Skateboarding is a crime.

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the smell of love is in the air by webwench (4.00 / 3) #26 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 11:02:04 PM EST

godspeed, dear sir, godspeed.

^{"some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the straps." - clock}
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: I like to think of myself as 'The Continental' -nt by chuckles (4.00 / 3) #27 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 11:24:12 PM EST

Skateboarding is a crime.

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aww, you're so sweet by webwench (4.00 / 3) #9 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 07:52:52 PM EST

Can you pick up some douches and a big can of feminine odor spray? I have that not so fresh feeling.

^{"some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the straps." - clock}

: I'll grab the pH-balanced version for you. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #32 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 12:32:28 AM EST

Sometimes, I play the Smiths in my bedroom and think about you.
Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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Hrm. by blixco (4.00 / 5) #10 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 07:52:58 PM EST

One airtight alibi
A dozen pieces of women's lingere
The last donut
A set of keys for a 1964 GTO
A hand grenade

I think that'll just about do it.
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I am ten ninjas. Ten ninjas with root access. - mrgoat

: Sure thing. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #12 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:49:54 PM EST

You were with me.
Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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MORE ?BOOZOER F! by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 4) #11 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:33:19 PM EST

Back from the Pub already? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #13 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:51:19 PM EST

Did you run out of money and/or boyish charm?

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SAdyl not by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 3) #14 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:52:38 PM EST

Ha dthis bir dwomasn thing aroud , lov ey fun, but ac fiiden4t had 3 bottles of b tinw of which sSI think I;ve ha d aobut 2an djha hafl. wa s a afun enbieng,.

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Gonna have to drink a *lot* to decipher that. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #16 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:55:56 PM EST

Godspeed, Thrusty.

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fhe r by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 3) #17 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 09:57:23 PM EST

ub verusi venuin m, now eto be wfo rme!

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: I *think* that's "Eff her." by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #31 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 12:29:37 AM EST

"Fuck her"? Good on you, sir! ARE YOU READING THIS, MR. PULLEY?
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you'll need to drink by webwench (4.00 / 2) #23 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 10:29:41 PM EST

two and a half bottles of wine, if my drunkinese serves me right.

^{"some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the straps." - clock}
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You are by blixco (4.00 / 3) #39 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 08:29:09 AM EST

fucking heroic. Goddamn. Wish I still had the liver for it.
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I am ten ninjas. Ten ninjas with root access. - mrgoat
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listkthnxbye by riceowlguy (4.00 / 3) #28 Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 11:50:16 PM EST

A first tenor for our show.
A case of Cht. Lynch Bages, 2000.
A Perl that can handle bloody Windows unicode sensibly.

list by martingale (4.00 / 1) #34 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 05:26:06 AM EST

(, ), car, cdr, cons, eq, set, eval, quote and some atoms. I'll do the rest.
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$E(X_t|F_s) = X_s,\quad t > s$

Oh, man-- they were out of evals. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #37 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 08:24:12 AM EST

Would an eväl suffice?

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: bastards! by martingale (4.00 / 1) #40 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 09:18:47 AM EST

They never have them in stock. I suppose it will do. Tack så mycket!
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2-hydroxypropane by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #36 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 05:50:23 AM EST

Cerium(IV) oxide
18% 6HCl
The usual staples (milk, bread, duct tape).

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

: No can do. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #38 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 08:26:25 AM EST

Car insurance only covers up to 5HCl.
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Damnit! by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 2) #41 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 09:26:45 AM EST

Why do I show up to these parties after someone already put Webwench on their list! Curses!

1 box M80's

1 video camera

2 Bottles Jack Daniels

Thanks man.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat

i'm a bit late by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #42 Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 12:37:08 PM EST

but i'll take a box of kleenex and some sudafed, please.
Send me to Austria!

If you're late, by curmudgeon (4.00 / 1) #44 Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 01:40:38 AM EST

Isn't it way past time for kleenex and more like time for an EPT?

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Get over it.
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: not like that by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #45 Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 08:44:00 AM EST

the order for some tampax was filled earlier this week.
Send me to Austria!
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