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By Sin Tax (Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 06:43:49 AM EST) Fucking (all tags)
More miscellany. No stories of who you really want to hear about, I'm trying to get them right I guess.


There's a window by the shower in the apartment I share with my girlfriend. In this window for some reason sits our bottle of Conditioner/Cream Rinse what have you. On days like today when you put the conditioner on your head it's ICE COLD.

Awright awright awright awright

It was a bit like letting frozen man goo drizzle down my hair; an experience I would not recommend.

Today I'm wearing a collared shirt but I don't like the cuffs all tight up on my wrists. I have been told the "Style", whatever that means, is to roll them back unbuttoned, but now they feel kind of floppy and I suspect I should be wearing a medallion. Further analysis is required.

I made a roast yesterday. I was looking forward to it all day as I had not eaten lunch. I first tried my hand at roastage a few weeks ago simply because I had yet to use my slow cooker. I was surprised at how good my "Mom" Food turned out. So now I was on a quest to "Make More Roasts" I guess.

Anyway, I was slobbering all over myself yesterday, thinking about how good it will taste.

Coworker: "Hey Sin, what's up?"

ST: "I have a roast going at home right now."

Coworker: "Well tha- that's uh, great!"

ST: "It's going to be so good dude. It's going to be so delicious! Can't you just feel it?!"

I probably shouldn't have shaken him by his shoulders at that point in our conversation.

So, imagine my disappointment when it was good and tender but kind of bland. Nothing at all like what I'd pulled off last time. More experiments will have to be done if my arteries can take it.

You shouldn't have to add Worcestershire sauce to a finished roast. That's not right.

I have a 4 day weekend this weekend; it's pretty much a good thing. I will walk, spend time with the SO, party all the time, maybe play gamecube, do some writing. So much potential I'm about to wet myself.

I have less to say than I thought I would. Um, see you guys I guess.

Sin

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now why by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 06:52:06 AM EST
It was a bit like letting frozen man goo drizzle down my hair; an experience I would not recommend.
would you have a frame of reference for this ?

Anyway, cider vinegar, smoke essence, worsh, etc can go in the slow cooker (crockpot) before you start cooking. Tenderizes the meat, gives good flavor. Add spices as you see fit. A nice rub on the meat helps too. Put in fat side up, so the cut self-bastes.


I'm guessing by Sin Tax (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 06:59:07 AM EST
As a human with imagination I'm more than capable of imagining what such an experience might be like. I suppose the more pertinent question is why would I imagine that.

The answer to which is because I was trying to describe how frozen conditioner feels on your head in the morning.

Ah, I think I went fat side down. Silly me. There was a basting sort of sauce mix in there but nothing that you describe. Thanks.

Sin Tax

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You fail at life and this is why... by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 07:46:59 AM EST
1. How did you cook the roast? You do not mention this whatsoever my friend...

2. Did you remember to cut a slit into it and stuff the fucker with onions and garlic and rosemary so it is all delicious? Did you fucking well remember that?

3. You did not mention that your girlfriend is hot as hell... seriously, when is she going to dump you?



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"I always percieved the Q to be more about laughing at sadness, not laughing per se." -infinitera

Line by Line response (heh) by Sin Tax (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 07:50:07 AM EST
1. I don't want to tell you how I cooked it in detail because you will mock me. See my reply to bigfoot up there for more details.

2. No, I did not. Strangely enough, I did put such things on the inside the first time I made it. I suspect that this was the main difference between the two.

3. Damn right she is, and that's why she's with me and not you. Sucker.

Sin Tax

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Sure by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 08:05:52 AM EST
Rub it in.


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"I always percieved the Q to be more about laughing at sadness, not laughing per se." -infinitera

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yes by tps12 (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 06:27:18 PM EST
The rosemary should be rubbed in thoroughly.

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You're one of those weird food/porn guys by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #10 Sat Feb 11, 2006 at 08:04:03 AM EST
aren't you? Like with the bananas and guava and all that?


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"I always percieved the Q to be more about laughing at sadness, not laughing per se." -infinitera

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frozen man goo? by calla (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 01:06:30 PM EST
Is that what I'd get if I went down on Bobby Drake?



No by Sin Tax (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 02:11:19 PM EST
that's called frostbite.

Sin Tax

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Well, it would be frostbite by calla (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 06:10:25 PM EST
if I wasn't careful with my teeth.



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