Anyways, why is this important? Simply because I was hankering for a cookie this morning and the ol office is a cookie-free zone. A year old fruitcake crammed in the back of the fridge in the commissary was the closest I could come to a snack, and while eating some of it would likely be an interesting science experiment, I don't want to do it before a 3 DAY WEEKEND for reasons that need no further explanation.
Speaking of the weekend, why does everyone wait until lunchtime before calling me with inane questions??? Like they couldn't wait until 2:00 to find out the status of the Swertzenburgher project??? Fascist bastards.
Speaking of fascists, I got an email from a pal of mine who has been out of work for about 9 months. He got offered a .Net coding job with the local county court system which was rescinded a day later when they found he had been busted for marijuana possession back in 1996. The guy passed the drug test, and would let them test him every day if they wanted, but I guess you can't be an ex dope-smokin hippie and work for the county court system. I wonder where they draw the line. For instance I have been ticketed for speeding 6 times, do you think that would disqualify me? Bah, I guess the message is that you kids should be careful what you do as a retarded brain-dead youth, as it can stick with you for a long time.
Speaking of New Years, I'll be going to my buddy Marty Spaturelllia's NY-eve partay, which is usually pretty tame but still a good time. He cooks steak and lobster and has a crapload of eats so if nothing else his party's tend to attract a lot of fat people, but fat people tend to be bubbly with good personalities (to make up for their lack of physical attractiveness) so there is usually lots of good conversation to be had.
Speaking of Apple - Apple Stock Options - they just work!!! BWUAHAHHA! See you in Hell Mr. Jobs! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Right. That concludes the final B.A.D. blog for 2006. May Jesus keep you safe in the palm of his hand for 2007!
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