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By muchagecko (Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 03:25:03 PM EST) global orgasm, internet, surviving Armageddon (all tags)
Yahooie! I've got my internet back!!!


5 days without internet isn't fun. But now I've got a ton of diaries to catch up on. Hurrah.

Is everybody ready for Friday? You'd better hurry up and get your partner.

Friday is for global orgasm!!!

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fuck by dev trash (4.00 / 4) #1 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 03:58:00 PM EST
alone on global orgasm day AGAIN.

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Self love orgasm by muchagecko (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 04:01:00 PM EST
is always an option.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.
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yes yes yes OH GOD YES by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 05:38:51 PM EST
I have to be up early on aturday though so it' gonna be a subdued observance.

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Don't forget by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 06:43:23 AM EST
To leave a little mystique for your audience. If you oversell yourself then no├Âne's going to read past the title.

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Don't worry by Phil the Canuck (4.00 / 2) #9 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 02:54:59 AM EST
It's just a made up Hallmark holiday.

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Eww. Just Eww. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 03:23:53 AM EST


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I'll send the link to msrat, by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 04:08:21 PM EST
but I think all I'll be getting this Friday is a funny look -- at least until she's asleep. Then I'll be taking matters into my own hands.

Who would've thunk by muchagecko (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 09:10:02 PM EST
that Global Orgasm day would be just a few days before Christmas? I can't decide if it's brilliant or insane. Sex is great for relieving stress, but the holiday crunch this year may only make folks too stressed to achieve bliss.

Give me MsRat's number - I'll ring her up and tell her about the benefits of orgasm.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.

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Too late to call her. She's already on her by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #11 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 03:28:20 AM EST
Angry for the Holidays (like that's any different) mood. And seeing as she's fed up with hearing what my Internet friends are up to, I think you'd have a hell of a fight on your hands. Since I'd pay the price in the end (like that's any different), I think I'll pass on giving out her number.

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How's the saving plan ? by Phage (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 03:34:56 AM EST
Can I help at all ? been there and done that...

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The new job netted me a 10% raise. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #14 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 03:52:40 AM EST
That'll help. But it'll still be a couple years before I can stash enough to move out.

Patience is a virtue.

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Indeed <sigh> by Phage (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 05:14:48 AM EST
If you ever need to discuss it. Let me know.

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Well by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 04:27:50 PM EST
Given that the in-laws arrive Friday, I think that'd be a "no".
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What? They won't be sleeping in a separate room? by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 04:30:29 PM EST


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Early morning sex by muchagecko (4.00 / 2) #7 Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 09:03:42 PM EST
would be a great start to Global Orgasm Day.

The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.
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Yes, well by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 05:36:01 AM EST
That ended when the FoML started crawling into bed at 5 am every morning.
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Hey! by blixco (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 03:43:16 AM EST
You're surviving the storm!

In re: friday.....err......hrm.
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