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By LinDze (Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 08:38:59 AM EST) (all tags)
Glenmorangie 18 yr
Powers gold
Redbreast
Old Raj
azubrowka
Don Julio blanco
Bushmills Sinhle Cask Rum Cask
Fullers Reserve
noth coast OLd Stock Ale
being a fucking monetary retard

good dogdammn, ive got to be at wotk in 4 or 5 hours. giuess whats wnpt happening today?



Going to the liquor store when frunk is orioable my worst habit evar. tonight i got some very fine bottles, but inthe words of The Queers,  i spent the rent i aitn goa cent.

I think the total damage there ended up around 70+20+45+65+35+65+160+20+20. Not a good sign for mr bank account. However it is nice bot pick up a dram or two.

Also, thers this gildy at the local coffe shop whos all sorts of troubles. Tall, redhead, a little sassy, curvy/busty, all the good stuff. sooo tempting and sooo wrong. expecially when shes rockin the my little pony and i just want to split it like a wishbone. the "friends" certainly aint helping matters in the "stay the course" way.

its off to really miss someone liek tjhos. and of cpourse im onyl interehesetfed in the flighty slightly "EclecitC: girls. id like to see more of here, ND HER I (I THINK) (sorry capslock), but shes too busy havinf adventurs around the worl to bother with a little ol' homebody like me , Well spend an hour on the phone evyer few days, and eveyr few days i either think im never seeing her afain or im totally atoked beucase ill see her in jsut a geew weeks.  fuck, thinking about someone totally sucks, and not in a good way.

Its just so tempting! its like the retarded cousin gets loose in the vandy store with a vlank check! a little of this,m ad oh, that bottles nice, and pretty soon im working that ass on the steets to pay for my single cask addiction!

oh well, it looks liike SFHuSi drinks in 36 hours. Plemty of time to rue my retatrded nonsaving habits then, also plenty of chane to get trashed and provoke konfrontasian.

[EDIT: ixnay on the felonay]

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Classic by komet (4.00 / 2) #1 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 08:47:13 AM EST
Good to see someone keeping the drunken diary tradition up after Dr Thrustgood has apparently forsaken us.

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IAWTP by Phage (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 09:00:51 AM EST
There's been a real dry spell. Boom-tish !

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IAWTIAWTP /nt by ShadowNode (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 05:20:33 PM EST


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POWERS GOOOOOOOOLD LABEL by blixco (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 08:56:03 AM EST
Heeeeyah!
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Quality + sigged... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 09:33:35 AM EST
'...expecially when shes rockin the my little pony and i just want to split it like a wishbone'

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.



I have no idea what it's supposed to mean by ajf (4.00 / 1) #12 Sat Nov 11, 2006 at 08:56:49 AM EST
but I'm left with the feeling that it's somehow the dirtiest thing I've ever read.

"I am not buying this jam, it's full of conservatives"
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SFHusi drinks by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 12:21:11 PM EST
Has a place been chosen yet?
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/me does the math by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 12:59:21 PM EST
haha, you really did blow your rent money!

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My wallet hates me by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 07:52:44 PM EST
and ive got this sf trip this weekend too! oh well, always another payday just around the corner.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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+1 FP drunken diary . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 03:45:35 PM EST
. . . a damn fine read indeed! With the cache of liquor you now have in stock, I expect more in the future . . .

Bushmills makes rum? Or is this an error . . .



Ah, not rum, but a rum cask. by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Nov 10, 2006 at 07:51:30 PM EST
Its one of these bad boys. Basically its a higher end whisky thats "finished" by storing it in rum casks for the last few months. Then its "cask strength" because its bottled straight and not blended with spring water to a common proof. Lastly its a "single cask" meaning the batch/year isnt blended before bottling, each bottle/barrel will be slightly different.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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Aahh, I see - so you're saying . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #11 Sat Nov 11, 2006 at 12:51:57 AM EST
. . . it's almost drinkable then with the hint of rum taste?

Seriously though, that link stating that the Canadian whiskies were too pretentious and unapproachable . . . I mean, I'm no whisky or scotch drinker, but I've never been refused or snubbed by a bottle of Crown . . .

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Liquer store when drunk by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon Nov 13, 2006 at 11:15:24 AM EST
Yeah, since they changed the licensing laws over here there's one near my house that opens all night and one near my best friend's opens all night. Really does make things difficult. It's cost me two sick days already.

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