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By The Fool (Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 11:56:43 AM EST) MFC, hair metal, STD (all tags)
MFC Entry: finished. Sort of. And again.


Well, that didn't work out like I expected.

I had planned to do a punk version of Neil Diamond's "Forever in Blue Jeans", but every time I played it, I hated it just a little bit more.

So I didn't do that. I put all the accumulated bile and phlegm from covering schmaltzy 70s-style Adult Contemporary into doing a cover of a tune that I have occasionally threatened to play at various weddings--AC/DC's "The Jack". This is a classic love song, lovingly crafted by Bon Scott and the Brothers Young.

Of course, this was something that I decided to do late last night, and I've been recovering from a bad cold, so the vocals don't really get into Bon Scott territory. And I screwed up the FIRST LINE.

An earlier aborted take sent Mrs. F downstairs into the "studio" to find out if I was in some kind of pain. This one was quieter, partly to keep her from calling 911 and reporting that something was dying in the basement, and partly because my throat couldn't take the effort anymore.

After recording this, I felt somewhat contrite for throwing poo at clock's MFC competition, so I recorded a Neil Young-inspired cover of Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". I had done a recording of this before, but it sounded horrible. For this one, I tried something new with microphone placement, and it seems to have fixed some of the harshness and boominess that I had before.

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Good efforts! by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #1 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 12:11:00 PM EST
Although I'm disappointed you didn't use the live version of The Jack's lyrics...




Just keepin' it real... by The Fool (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 12:38:08 PM EST
and PG-13 or lower.

Besides, the studio version has more hot entendre-on-entendre action.

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Your Jack is pretty good by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 2) #2 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 12:16:10 PM EST
I'm not sure I'd make out to it though. Maybe with a drunk slutty type chick, but not with the kinda girl I'd take home to meet mom and whatnot.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob


Addendum by The Fool (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 12:42:33 PM EST
I did about 500 takes of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" last night. Eventually, I gave up and decided to just record the solo for "The Jack" and go to bed.

So I went to switch the cables around, only to find that the preamp for the microphone was turned off. None of the earlier takes had been recorded at all.

I turned on the preamp, and recorded a take that was a keeper. That's what I uploaded.




WORST AC/DC SONG EVAR by debacle (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 06:47:11 PM EST
Also, Neil Diamond needs more MFC love.

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie



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