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By tps12 (Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 03:21:26 AM EST) penis, draft, door dong, 8===D (all tags)
So last time I thought I'd invented a humorous penis-related product, I discovered that it already existed, in spades. This time I've got an original.

Okay, you know those "door snakes" that you put along the bottom of your door to block drafts? One of those, but with balls and decorated to look like a penis. I call it a door dong.

Don't know when or if I'll get around to trying to make one, so this idea is hereby licensed under teh CREATIVE COMMENS for everyone to use. MUST CITE TPS12.

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Great idea! by me0w (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 01:39:52 PM EST
I think I might just have to pull out my sewing machine ...

"the only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby ... and it makes us angry."

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