WFC4: Sex
By 2 plus 3 equals 5 (Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 05:49:16 PM EST) (all tags)
Since I won the last one, I s'pose I have to host the party.

Word length: 2000 max
Closing Date: 27 October, all around the world
Theme: Sex
Upload site: Thanks to 256, it's here.

Is this the opportunity to write that ammoniacal/J1mmy HuSi/K5 cross over slash fiction you've always wanted to write?  Can you now post your Webwench/Merekat fantasy, or write the NC-17 version of StackyMcRacky and clock's first time?

No.

Update [2006-10-8 22:23:51 by 2 plus 3 equals 5]: 256 has posted the Upload Site

[ETA]: Clarification of Rule numer 1 within.

Rule number 1:  Real people are Right Out.  I have no sense of humor about this and will ask 256 to delete such stories.  Whether he does so is up to him.
[ETA] The purpose of this rule is to avoid things like ammoniacal/J1mmy crossover slash, or the other examples in the intro. It makes you look stupid. Or maybe it just annoys me. I won't know if you change the names to protect the guiltyinnocent, and besides, a whole shitload of "fiction" of any kind would be Right Out if writers couldn't borrow for characters from people they knew.

Rule number 2:  If your story has explicit descriptions of sex, put NSFW in the upload title.

Rule number 3:  Uploading closes when I realize it's no longer October 27, and I ask 256 to please shut down the upload link, and he gets around to it.

Why sex?  Because debacle said the use of masturbation in my story was a little gratuitous.  Because I thought "She Said" was better than "Egg."

What am I looking for?  Stories about the aftermath of sex, the meaning of sex, what the desire for sex makes us do.  About how to talk about sex, or not.  About not having sex.

Go write.  You have time before NaNo to finish and then to read and vote.

WFC4: Sex | 52 comments (52 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback
Oh, shi-- by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:00:39 PM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Were you planning on by ambrosen (4.00 / 2) #2 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:07:29 PM EST
I shake my fist at you by webwench (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:50:20 PM EST
for dredging that up again.

Getting more attention than you since 1998.

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funny once? by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:52:36 PM EST
At the time you said it was funny.  Anyway, better to let them get it out of their systems in the comments.

-- Do the math.
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it *was* funny, at the time by webwench (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:55:56 PM EST
but now, I read my own comments attached to that story, and there is a comment where I'm gushing over that std-laden agent of mine like a dumbass. Grr.

Getting more attention than you since 1998.

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You *read* it? by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 07:23:22 PM EST
I just linked and ran. I was merely posting it out of nostalgia for the lost days of transatlantic collaborative pranksterism.

To be honest, the only person I remembered it being linked to was blixco due to my reworking of it in his name.

Sorry if I ruined your current romantic bliss hit.

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Don't panic! by Driusan (4.00 / 4) #4 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:10:17 PM EST
If no one else does it, I'll be sure to prove that the first rule of *FC is that all rules are optional by writing that explicit hardcore gay ti dave/Rogerborg sex scene in a story called "SFW".

I might need 256's help to get around rule #3, though.

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Vive le Montréal libre.

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Weren't you *just* dominated by MissTrish? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 4) #5 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:13:08 PM EST

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Excellent by Driusan (4.00 / 5) #6 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:27:34 PM EST

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Vive le Montréal libre.
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Sorry dude by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (4.00 / 2) #10 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:53:13 PM EST
Did I out you?

-- Do the math.
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Heh. by toxicfur (4.00 / 3) #3 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:07:36 PM EST
Um. I have even fewer ideas for this one that I usually do. And usually I have none. Time to start reading pr0ndoing research.
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The amount of suck that you can put up with can be mind-boggling, but it only really hits you when it then ceases to suck. -- Kellnerin
pr0n by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 06:50:57 PM EST
Oh, come on.  If I were looking for pornography, there are lots of places on the web I could find stroke fiction.  I get that you're joking.  Maybe I should have themed it on puppies instead.

-- Do the math.
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I'm glad you got that it was a joke. by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 07:00:22 PM EST
Not a good one, clearly. I was intentionally misunderstanding your point. I'm glad you didn't pick puppies. I'm not sure I could've taken the overwhelming cuteness.
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The amount of suck that you can put up with can be mind-boggling, but it only really hits you when it then ceases to suck. -- Kellnerin
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welll by martingale (2.00 / 0) #15 Thu Oct 05, 2006 at 12:57:01 AM EST
looks like we got ourselves a reader!
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$E(X_t|F_s) = X_s,\quad t > s$
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I think I just disqualified myself by martingale (4.00 / 9) #14 Thu Oct 05, 2006 at 12:49:27 AM EST
I read that as StackyMcRacky's NCC-1701 version...
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$E(X_t|F_s) = X_s,\quad t > s$
A 7 to you, good sir! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 4) #16 Thu Oct 05, 2006 at 07:17:20 AM EST

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Lt. Worf by dev trash (4.00 / 7) #17 Thu Oct 05, 2006 at 01:09:16 PM EST
You have the Bridge.

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Blizzard of Death '06
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hmmmm by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #18 Thu Oct 05, 2006 at 01:10:52 PM EST
Never had thought of the webwench/Merekat fantasy angle.

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Blizzard of Death '06
way too creepy for me by alprazolam (4.00 / 3) #19 Thu Oct 05, 2006 at 07:02:18 PM EST
instead of getting it on, they'd just talk about how much you suck.

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for reals by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #25 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 07:36:30 AM EST
The limit is 2000 words MAX.

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Blizzard of Death '06
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will get the upload ready by 256 (4.00 / 1) #20 Thu Oct 05, 2006 at 07:24:14 PM EST
very soon. today was a busy day.
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I don't think anyone's ever really died from smoking. --ni
No sweat by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (4.00 / 1) #22 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 03:31:24 AM EST
Thanks again for hosting.

-- Do the math.
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About not having sex by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #21 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 02:36:02 AM EST
I have recent experience with that. Lots of recent experience. More than I care for.

But it's pretty boring to talk about. Certainly nothing I could get a story out of.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

options by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (2.00 / 0) #27 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 11:12:12 AM EST
What would the desire for sex make someone do?  Er, and it is fiction, after all.

Plus, you can stretch the subject, or ignore it, or treat it in the broadest possible terms.  Every breathing person is the result of a sexual act.  Write a character study.

-- Do the math.

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erk by Merekat (4.00 / 1) #23 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 03:57:10 AM EST
Total blank for several hours. By deliberately not thinking about it I may have the shadow of a potential of an idea. Perhaps.

Damn, for something that drives people, sex is peculiarly difficult to come up with ideas about if you don't want to write porn or teenage soaps.

That's why it's a challenge. by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (2.00 / 0) #35 Sun Oct 08, 2006 at 05:26:37 PM EST
If it were easy, everyone would be doing it.  Or something like that.

-- Do the math.
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Just for the record by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #24 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 06:22:51 AM EST
I am not a real person. Write away!

In the interests of attention whoring by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #26 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 11:03:57 AM EST
I hereby excuse any Husi member from slander or libel for writing any story including my handle1, so long as no real names are used.2
1.Yes even Dr Thrustgood
2. If you know them

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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oh, come on. by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (4.00 / 1) #28 Fri Oct 06, 2006 at 05:31:02 PM EST
Dude, that would be just too easy.

-- Do the math.
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where is the upload site for the stories please? by dakini (2.00 / 0) #29 Sat Oct 07, 2006 at 04:45:32 PM EST

When he has time... by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #30 Sat Oct 07, 2006 at 05:04:54 PM EST
256 will post an upload link here. So, stay tuned!
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The amount of suck that you can put up with can be mind-boggling, but it only really hits you when it then ceases to suck. -- Kellnerin
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indeed by 256 (2.00 / 0) #31 Sat Oct 07, 2006 at 08:34:36 PM EST
right here
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I don't think anyone's ever really died from smoking. --ni
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Thanks!:) by dakini (2.00 / 0) #33 Sun Oct 08, 2006 at 08:30:07 AM EST

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Q: by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #32 Sun Oct 08, 2006 at 08:27:24 AM EST
Real people are Right Out.

Not sure what you mean here.

Are Real People fair game if you use a pseudonym, or must all persons in the work be totally fictional?

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Does it matter? by debacle (4.00 / 1) #34 Sun Oct 08, 2006 at 02:39:30 PM EST
He's not going to know whether you're using a pseudonym or making something up.

Now you just need to think of an anagram for Second Grade English Teacher. Good luck with that.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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someone got the point by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (2.00 / 0) #36 Sun Oct 08, 2006 at 05:30:15 PM EST
In johnny's last diary, there's a comment from someone  that covers it.  Also, I added explanation to the rule.  I don't want people to wast their time (and mine) on fanfiction.  It's not fun for me, and really? not a challenge.

-- Do the math.
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Did I say fanfic? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #37 Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 03:35:00 AM EST
I write expository stuff & I prefer non-fiction.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Is it my imagination . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #38 Mon Oct 16, 2006 at 12:43:45 PM EST
Or are the submissions getting dirtier as time goes on? At this rate, we're going to have to put some age verification thing on the site before the deadline rolls around.

Yes, by randomxs (4.00 / 1) #39 Tue Oct 17, 2006 at 10:03:14 AM EST
it is your imagination.

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz
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Good to know. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #40 Tue Oct 17, 2006 at 10:18:41 AM EST
I was getting worried that my own sexual depravity was being quickly outstripped by the kinks of the general population.

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Is this a firefox thing... by randomxs (4.00 / 1) #41 Tue Oct 17, 2006 at 06:48:23 PM EST
or is entry number six formated wierd? I was able to clean it up enough to read it using VI to reformat it into decent HTML.

Then I got on a Windows machine and viewed it with IE and it seemed to be fine. Then looked at it on the Windows machine in Firefox and it is unreadable.

I have it cleaned up if whoever wants to repost it so it can be viewed by all browsers.

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz

yes, its a firefox thing..i cant read it at all by StarRunner (2.00 / 0) #42 Tue Oct 17, 2006 at 07:01:13 PM EST
unless i use ie..

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. ~William S. Gilbert
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Seems to work by ana (2.00 / 0) #43 Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 02:12:31 AM EST
with safari also.

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin

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you can do by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #44 Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 04:01:04 AM EST
what gazbo did for my misformatted WFC1 entry, and upload the clean (format, not content) version to "Your Files" on Husi, and link to it in a comment, thus preserving the author's anonymity for now. That way 2+3=5 has the option to link to it for the voting story.

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Do not misuse.
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Excellent! I will do that! THX /nt by randomxs (2.00 / 0) #45 Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 06:57:20 AM EST

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz
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Thanks. by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (2.00 / 0) #46 Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 04:45:50 PM EST
And please let me know, so I can use it as the voting link.

-- Do the math.
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I will do it tonight.... by randomxs (2.00 / 0) #47 Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 05:12:27 PM EST
later on...in an hour or so.

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz
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ThreeWords.html by randomxs (2.00 / 0) #48 Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 06:20:01 PM EST
Here is the WFC4 submission Three Words  (NSFW) in HTML format that is formatted so that all browsers can read it with no problem.

No other alteration was done to it whatsoever.

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz

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i still cant read it on the site with my by dakini (2.00 / 0) #49 Thu Oct 19, 2006 at 07:19:36 AM EST
firefox..i can if i read it from the link in this comment tho...

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The upload site can only be fixed by the author by randomxs (2.00 / 0) #50 Thu Oct 19, 2006 at 11:33:22 AM EST
and not me and probably not any of the HuSi admin either. It is not located on hulver's site.

When voting starts, in the vote choices, the link will go to my user files area.

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz

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is this thing over yet? by fleece (2.00 / 0) #51 Sat Oct 28, 2006 at 12:40:24 AM EST

Yep. by 2 plus 3 equals 5 (2.00 / 0) #52 Sat Oct 28, 2006 at 06:11:10 AM EST
I'll PM 256 and ask him to shut down the uploads.

-- Do the math.
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