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By Idempotent (Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:33:16 AM EST) (all tags)
Who rocks your world?


I'm just curious. Would it be a quality evening? Or just a good reality TV show?
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WIPO: Herring by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #1 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:41:11 AM EST
So that I can slash his tyres.

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You're a lovely chap. by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #2 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:42:28 AM EST
Can I be your friend too?

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Such Earth concepts are meaningless by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:49:37 AM EST
You are either on The List or you're not.

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Translated into English. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:42:12 AM EST
You are either on Time Out or you're not.

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WIPO: ambrosen by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:43:53 AM EST
I'm broke and knackered, though. It looks unlikely.

Ah well. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:44:52 AM EST
Maybe a nametag could be printed in your honour?

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Which reminds me. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:51:59 AM EST
Someone needs to order these urgently.

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omgomgomg by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 2) #6 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:50:49 AM EST
WIPO might be there? What am I going to wear??

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I suggest going naked. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 02:58:23 AM EST
It might be a bit chilly, but would certainly send the right message.

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A kilt, joke red beard, and a helmet by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:06:23 AM EST
I hereby dub thee "DecoyUsername".

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By definition, I kinda have to vote for myself. by Evil Cloaked User (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:02:14 AM EST
Also, what exactly do you mean by "good reality TV".

Whilst listening to some Leonard Cohen the other day, it occurred to me that he could well have been singing about the scourge that is reality TV.

Bah. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:20:24 AM EST
Post on a site full of pedants, get pedantry.

It sounds a bit like Big Brother. Get a bunch of social misfits who've never met each other together in a room, feed them lots of alcohol, listen to them make inane conversation.

I read Ben Elton's "Dead Famous" a few weeks ago. He really doesn't like reality TV.

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Meh. I've met a few of them. by Evil Cloaked User (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:31:56 AM EST
5 or so. Having said that, part of me is going for the anthropology.

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Now that I've got to see. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:53:07 AM EST
Where's the other part of you staying during the event?

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Ben Elton by xth (2.00 / 0) #27 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:38:25 AM EST
Now, there is a waste of oxygen.

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Admittedly. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #36 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:23:48 AM EST
But I enjoyed that book. Maybe because I hate reality TV too.

The conclusion was a bit of a let down though. The idea that everyone really wants to get on TV, regardless of how much they despise it, grated a little.

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WIPO: by xth (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:15:49 AM EST
God

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You're not coming then? /nt by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:18:23 AM EST


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I'll be there by God (4.00 / 1) #22 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:09:58 AM EST

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Good. by xth (4.00 / 3) #28 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:39:03 AM EST
We'll quizzing you about a few design issues.

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Design? by God (2.00 / 0) #51 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:35:29 AM EST
No, I left that to other beings
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You need to do something about the whacky haircut by xth (2.00 / 0) #52 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:48:40 AM EST
Or is that your younger brother? I always get mixed up.

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Aren't you everywhere? by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #33 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:13:14 AM EST
Or are you nowhere?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Well by God (4.00 / 1) #50 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:34:29 AM EST
I'll be there in spirit at least.
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WIPO: Me by theboz (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:37:27 AM EST
There's very little certainty in life, and while I would try harder to go if I knew certain people would be there, the only way to guarantee my attendance is if I were there.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
Bah. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #19 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:53:37 AM EST
Post on a site full of pedants, get pedantry.

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If this were K5 by theboz (4.00 / 1) #21 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:55:05 AM EST
Post on a site full of pedophiles, get pedophilia.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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You are absolutely right. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #23 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:17:27 AM EST
No wonder we left that shithold years ago.

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I see PoopyPeanutz got his CYOA posted by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #31 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:52:27 AM EST
See, it be funny because de be negroes.

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me, myself and I by TPD (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:50:08 AM EST
or in other words
me, my dupe account and my other dupe account.

Hoping to make it, if only for a swifty before heading back to nowheresville.

As an evening out drinking LHuSi beers tend to be a laugh no matter who's there, Though the more users out the better.

However if you want a WIPO I'd say breaker, the guys a deity of round buying!

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM

Breaker! by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #20 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 03:54:21 AM EST
How could anyone not want to meet Breaker!

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Sorry chaps and chapesses by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #26 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:22:50 AM EST
What with recent events I shan't be able to make it; I'll probably stay out in the sticks on Friday after the funeral.

Apologies to all.


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NOT ENOUGH WOMENZ IN POLL. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #24 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:18:29 AM EST
If they really are women...

Dude, this is the internet by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #25 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:21:42 AM EST
You expect there to be women? However, given that this is HuSi, they're either fictitious or hotties.

Yeah Rogerborg, like Farmgirl really exists.

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I need to work by blixco (4.00 / 1) #29 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:40:28 AM EST
on my image.

Get my media team involved.

Invent some power-tie enabling phrases.

Raise my approval rating.
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The farmers always win.

Wasn't there some author trying to use HuSi by xth (4.00 / 2) #30 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 04:45:36 AM EST
to market himself on the internet? Michael something? Perhaps he could help.

Apropos nothing, I was trying to find this chaps name, and did a search for comments including the word 'marketing'. Most of the comments are yours.
I don't know what that means.

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I'm by blixco (4.00 / 1) #32 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:00:26 AM EST
sneakey, is all that means.
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I thought you were by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #34 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:14:31 AM EST
mr goat.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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We all are, my good man. by blixco (4.00 / 3) #40 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:33:48 AM EST
We all are.
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Half as popular as WIPO by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #37 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:26:28 AM EST
That's got to hurt.

If it makes you feel any better, I love you. I read some, if not many, of the words you write, and have looked forward to more being written at least once.

Still, I'd consider turning up if you were going to turn up.

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Have my votes by Merekat (4.00 / 2) #39 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:32:25 AM EST
They're scaring me.

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Surely you appreciate random male attention? by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #61 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 08:09:18 AM EST
Otherwise, why would you reveal your gender on the internet?

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Why not? by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #67 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 11:57:52 PM EST
I wanted to see reactions. Which in general have not matched stereotypes.

And it isn't random as much as specific that is unnerving;)

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Fair point. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #68 Thu Sep 15, 2005 at 12:48:32 AM EST
But you don't actually know who voted for you. Your stalker(s) could be anyone at the table!

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It could just be by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #69 Thu Sep 15, 2005 at 02:11:07 AM EST
that people are glad you're making the effort to come over. I was expecting the day off (early afternoon doctor's appointment + long commute = employer feeling sorry for me), but I haven't got it, so my appearance is looking ever more unlikely.

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quality evening by duxup (4.00 / 1) #35 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:21:35 AM EST
Something artistic.   I suppose watching the husi folk get drunk and pass out could qualify.
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Maybe. by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #38 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:27:23 AM EST
Perhaps you could take a camera, and take photos of the end results? Although I hear that pictures which look like splatter have gone out of fashion.

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I can imagine my captions by duxup (2.00 / 0) #44 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:44:50 AM EST
I chose to underexpose the following images as most of them involve puke and/or blood ...
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You're right. by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #47 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:00:03 AM EST
I expect there'll be far too much exposure going on as it is.

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Yes! by blixco (4.00 / 2) #41 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:35:00 AM EST
But only if there were mixed media involved.

A guitar, some watercolors, a pair of dancing tights, a DJ stand, some photgraphy equipment, and a plastic-covered floor.
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in addition to those I voted for by MillMan (4.00 / 2) #42 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:37:46 AM EST
webwench, lilflighttest, stackymcracky, and liz frank.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman

You're taking this too seriously. by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #43 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:44:10 AM EST
When you're standing in the dock, this stalkerific comment is going to come back and haunt you.

PS: You know that three out of the four are just Rogerborg dupe accounts, don't you?

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well by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #45 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:46:02 AM EST
I've met three of them in person, so I'm not too worried.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman

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That Rogerborg is a master of disguises by georgeha (4.00 / 4) #46 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 05:51:05 AM EST
so don't be too sure.


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I do have both skirts and dresses by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #58 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 07:42:09 AM EST
But I could never be as butch as webwench.

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Thanks. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #60 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 08:07:45 AM EST
You've just ruined the air of mystery surrounding which of the four lovely "ladies" is not actually a hairy Scotsman.

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I have big boobs and am a bit sad! Ooh! Puppies! by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #63 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 08:15:54 AM EST
Oops, wrong account(s).

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Correction to your diary by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #48 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:09:00 AM EST
Should read:

"The Who rocks your world."

Plsfxthx.


"The Who"? by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #49 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:13:47 AM EST
Is that another of your dupe accounts?

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Hmm by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #53 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:53:34 AM EST
Now I feel obliged to start a band called "The Why".


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It's a day for life-changing events. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #54 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 06:57:51 AM EST
So why not?

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Wah by jump the ladder (4.00 / 2) #55 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 07:31:43 AM EST
I'm the least popular. I'm so unpopular that even I couldn't be bothered to vote for me.

Scuse me while I slash my wrists.

The HuSites have spoken. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #56 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 07:34:27 AM EST
And you have been found wanting.

Perhaps if I had written jtl + SLD there might have been more interest. Could you arrange such a guest appearance?

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Not a chance by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #57 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 07:38:33 AM EST
Not in a million years...


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Why ever not? by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #59 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 08:06:41 AM EST
Do you fear the competition?

Or just fear what might happen if she were to read this site?

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You'll find very few people bring by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #62 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 08:14:56 AM EST
Their other halves along...

Actually not sure anyone has bought their other halves to one of these things. Merekat bought her hubby once I think.

You don't know who's going to turn up especially if there's a stripper invoved. I would introduce to friends who I've met off here just not to random assemblage of perople who think they know me and her.

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You're just bitter by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #64 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 09:54:32 AM EST
that you didn't get any votes.

However, I do agree that it would be foolish to bring an other half along. Think of the repercussions!

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Plus by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #65 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 10:24:20 AM EST
She'd be bored. Not a big pub person plus she's not into the geeky subjects we'd discuss.

Anyway Friday nights are her best nights at the club so I doubt she'd ever come anyway.

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Hmmm. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #66 Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 11:53:29 AM EST
You weren't tempted to suggest a different venue to properly show off her assets, were you?

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