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By Alice Pulley (Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 07:36:53 AM EST) (all tags)

Stuff, no particular order, some good some bad. Am tired so grumpy tone throughout.

Work - normal stuff, boss annoying, everyone comes to me about everything, everythings a priority (except what I think is) etc etc. Have booked a ticket for the charity/public sector job fare on September 16th.

Football - the Chelsea game was pretty annoying, who knows how it would have gone but we were obviously much more competitive with 11 men. This is another example of where players/managers are crying out for consistency, I have seen the same thing happen before (Mido with his arm up) with the outcome being a foul a yellow or a red. I don't think there was any intent there but there should be a clear directive that you cannot have your arms up when you jump if players are going to be sent off.

Nans funeral - was on Thursday, was a good service. Everyone seemed better for the closure especially my Dad.

Stag weekend - went to Southampton on a Stag Weekend on Friday and never ever want to drink that much again. NEVER. I did do paintballing and go-karting both of which I enjoyed. The rest of it was fairly standard and to be honest, pretty boring. Just getting pissed in a average bar just is just not very interesting to me at the moment.

Date(s) - both went well, had a top curry in Brick Lane last Wednesday. Then the lucky(?) lady stayed over at mine on Sunday, I had the worlds worst hangover from the Stag and wished only to eat, read papers and laze around which probably didn't impress her that much but she stayed at mine till this morning so she can't have had too bad a time. Am getting together again next week as I have the whole week off and she has just booked a couple of days.

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Your typical whingy Spurs fan. by xth (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 07:52:16 AM EST

Come on, it was obvious Mido was trying to hit the guy on the head pretending it was unintentional.
Spurs had no chance anyway.

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I'm not sure he's bright enough to carry it off... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:04:07 AM EST

...so well. I didn't expect us to get any kind of result before, but again, we started OK and were obviously more competitive before he was off. We'll never know.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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Well, at the moment I'd put my money on one by xth (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:06:25 AM EST

between Spurs, Liverpool and City for the fourth CL spot. Everton were a flash in the pan last year, and Newcastle are going down (midget or not).

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Don't think Newcastle are going down by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:24:43 AM EST

I reckon bottom half of the table. I would put Charlton in the 4th position group also.

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I think Charlton and us (Spurs) are fairly close.. by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:28:19 AM EST

...but we now have a lot more strength in depth than them and thats cost them before.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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: Charlton only plays half the season [nt] by xth (2.00 / 0) #25 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 09:05:16 AM EST

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I can't help but think... by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:27:08 AM EST

...we look as good as anyone for it, especially if we buy Jenas, the PSV left back and another striker which are all apparently still possible.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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I had no idea! by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #21 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:47:44 AM EST

As well as being a pasty IT geek, you're a famous footballer!

At least, I assume you're on the team through your use of the word "we". Although perhaps you're a major shareholder, or are involved in the management. But you must have some influence of some sort.

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I don't work in IT. by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #39 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:41:20 AM EST

Sorry to spoil the illusion.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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So you are a footballer! by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #41 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:42:43 AM EST

Wow. A famous Husite, at last!

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: Yes. Yes I am. by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #43 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:45:51 AM EST

Yes.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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Yeah by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:22:47 AM EST

I notice Spurs aren't appealing the red card.

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According to the Daily Mirror, they are. by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:29:28 AM EST

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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: Mido is by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #18 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:39:11 AM EST

Not much chance of it getting rescinded.

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Stayed over on Sunday by Evil Cloaked User (4.00 / 3) #2 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 07:52:26 AM EST

Until this morning? As in two nights in a row without heading back to her own place? Is she on the lamb?

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Still, I think most of the problem is just a mental hurdle to overcome, - Cloaked User

Yes and as far as I am aware... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:25:29 AM EST

...no.

Although she did spend a fair amount of time looking out the window.

Hmm.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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uh.. by flowergrrl (2.00 / 0) #52 Tue Sep 06, 2005 at 02:59:02 AM EST

is it just cause I am a girl that I dont know, what the hell is on the lamb?

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: It means on the run (as in from the cops). by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 1) #53 Thu Sep 08, 2005 at 07:09:35 AM EST

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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Football, schmootball by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:23:06 AM EST

SHE TOUCHED YOUR WIENER! Dude, you totally did it. Excellent work. However, as pointed out by ECU, you should probably run a background check on her, or at least check the post office for her picture. Just to be safe, you understand. I mean, even when lmB is here for multiple days, she has to go home to get stuff.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

Wiener touching by codemonkey uk (4.00 / 4) #12 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:31:00 AM EST

Perhaps you assume too much...

--- Thad ---
developer of ... ?
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Mr. Pulley's wiener has to come out for air by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #13 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:33:25 AM EST

like, a couple times a day. If she was there for more than one day, she had to see it coming out for air, and from there, I extrapolated that she had, in fact, touched said wiener, because, after all, what girl could resist touching a wiener?

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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This is true... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 2) #15 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:37:36 AM EST

...its like a very, very small whale.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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: OMG!!!111ewwwIjustgotanimageofGepettothatIDONTWANT by ROFLCOPTER (4.00 / 1) #38 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:40:19 AM EST

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: With the blowhole in the wrong place. by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #48 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:12:08 AM EST

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Yes, she did. Quite a few times actually... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 3) #14 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:36:14 AM EST

...in fact, that may be why she hung around so long, because she thinks I am some kind of sexual athlete. Little does she realise the drought I was coming off the back of.

Will get my back office people to run a full "b'n'f" (backgroud and family) check but the quick search of her stuff I did when she was in the bathroom didn't give me any hints as to any subversive activities. I also scored a great pair of her undies.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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Panties by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #16 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:37:45 AM EST

Nothing to be sniffed at all :)

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Is sniffing them worse... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 1) #17 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:38:59 AM EST

...than wearing them to work???

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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: Whatever works for you by jump the ladder (4.00 / 2) #19 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:40:25 AM EST

NT

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I AM VINDICATED IN MY ASSUMPTIONS! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #20 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:45:05 AM EST

Take *that*, Codemonkey!

Also, excellent score on the pair of panties; that's one more day in the Laundry Cycle for you, sir! Besides, she shouldn't be wearing those things, anyway. They just get in the way.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Important question. by Idempotent (4.00 / 2) #22 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:48:41 AM EST

What size were the pants? This might reveal all sorts of interesting things about her expectations and how highly Mr Alice is rated.

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They were pleasantly sized... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 2) #23 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:50:53 AM EST

...and pleasingly frilly.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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You lucky bastard. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #24 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:51:36 AM EST

My gf only has big pants.

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Nelson from the Simpsons is Laughing At You by codemonkey uk (4.00 / 1) #26 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 09:09:54 AM EST

Ha-Ha!

--- Thad ---
developer of ... ?
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Dear Mr UK, by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #30 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:01:23 AM EST

I am sorry to break this news to you, but "Nelson from the Simpsons" is a fictional character.

Hint: Most two dimensional cartoon characters are fictional. Except Jessica Rabbit, who is a bit of a hottie.

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Like Mr T would say... by codemonkey uk (2.00 / 0) #33 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:06:52 AM EST

It's metaphorical, fool.

--- Thad ---
developer of ... ?
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Dear Mr UK, by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #36 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:32:48 AM EST

I am sorry to break this news to you, but "Mr T" is a fictional character.

Hint: Most characters who can create an armored tank from a dodgy USian van and a bit of bent corrugated iron are fictional. Except MacGyver, who is a bit of a one for the ladies.

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Nevertheless by codemonkey uk (4.00 / 1) #46 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:09:27 AM EST

Your girlfriend has big pants.

--- Thad ---
developer of ... ?
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You seem to be obsessed with women's pants. by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #47 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:11:35 AM EST

Tell me about your mother.

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That you made this leap by codemonkey uk (2.00 / 0) #49 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:50:05 AM EST

Tells us oh-so-much about you. More than I wanted to know, in fact.

--- Thad ---
developer of ... ?
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: Slacker. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #50 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 12:00:08 PM EST

Haven't you got some hidden sex scenes to get on with?

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Only with that dress on. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #34 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:12:01 AM EST

Otherwise, it all sinks down to waist level, IYKWIM

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Big pants by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #27 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 09:17:11 AM EST

Because she's a big girl or big pants so they won't accidently turn you on...

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Neither, I hope. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #31 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:02:43 AM EST

I suspect it's a comfort thing.

I would also point out that it's either big pants or no pants, so it's all a bit of a swings and roundabouts situation...

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Bit of saucy underwear by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #32 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:06:19 AM EST

Bit like good gift wrapping, enhances the anticipation...

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: But! by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #35 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:28:46 AM EST

all that damn packing tape gets in the way.

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DAMMIT by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #28 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 09:41:45 AM EST

How are we going to get that pig down from the roof?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

Obvious. by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #29 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:00:00 AM EST

Demolish the building. That'll teach it.

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I called the construction company by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #37 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:36:25 AM EST

But they're busy making an ice rink for Satan.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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What? by Idempotent (4.00 / 1) #40 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:42:09 AM EST

They're building ice rinks in Iraq now?

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Being tried in The Hague, so I understand. by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #44 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:50:46 AM EST

So he's got to go native and get with the ice skating vibe.

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: Don't things move fast! by Idempotent (2.00 / 0) #45 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:59:26 AM EST

I had no idea that they've finally gotten around to trying Mr Bush for war crimes.

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Papa Borg, its only your love and support... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 1) #42 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 10:44:28 AM EST

...thats got me through the past barren few months.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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What? by DullTrev (4.00 / 2) #51 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 06:12:09 PM EST

You're still doomed. Probably.

Not that I'm bitter.

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DFJ?

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