From the flier: "Don’t come on Dexter if u not from Dexter or u will wonder who u got off Dexter." What does that mean? I don't know, but it sounds like they sure as hell don't want me to come on Dexter. I think it's obvious that they didn't run that through a spell checker. Best of all is the ending of the flier. If nothing else, at least they're polite.

But it gets better: Wait until you see their website. It says that the page is only for their "Dexter Niggas and Dexter Girls," but they aren't that strict on IDs, so feel free to "Bang yo D's" with them. From the background image that loads and is quickly covered by a solid color to the non-working email form at the bottom of the page, the site is a tour de force. Just don't expect to be thievin' any of their dope ass Photoshop jobs, 'cause the Dexter Boyz don't roll with no right clickin'.

Time to wrap this up before I start talking like Herbert Kornfeld.