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By cicero (Sun Jun 05, 2005 at 08:34:33 PM EST) (all tags)
I fucked my neighbor.

I realized last night that, well, that's just something I have to do.  It's like, some people, when they move to a new house, they have to paint the bathroom, or the entire pad even.

Myself?  I hate painting. I need to fuck a neighbor.

friday night, begged out of going to the city, being the chivalrous guy (this is getting sad, I wonder if I'm even fooling myself at this point) I am and not wanting it to simply be the booty call it would've been.  went shopping and when I got home, the flambouyent asst. manager sitting with a gaggle of girls tells me that i'm being antisocial and that I should come over to say hi. always looking for new and exciting folks to get drunk with, I headed over for a few pints.

a few pints turned into dinner, turned into late night flirting, turned into "let's go watch the incredibles at my house", turned into a nudge for breakfast.

more or less anyway.


in other news, the canadian is in the city.  I should really figure out what she's expecting from me.  there seems to be some flip flopping, hyper sensitivity at times leads me to believe she expects something legitimately romantic (she mentioned something about the booty call making her feel cheap).  Yet when we hang out she continues to drop these, "I'm in the market for other guys" type of hints, and not really in the "I'm trying to make you jealous" sort of way.  I could be wrong on that last point though, I'm still trying to work out the whole lesbians wanting my wang thing, I'm pretty thick sometimes.

heh, that's what she said.

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at leats it wasn't some girl at work by Dr H0ffm4n (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 02:54:23 AM EST
cuz that'd be like really dumb.

Yeah by Phil the Canuck (4.00 / 2) #2 Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 03:41:32 AM EST

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oops by Dr H0ffm4n (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 03:47:15 AM EST

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Was it a one time deal? by debacle (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 04:28:34 AM EST
Or will you be going next door for a cup of sugar regularly?


Mmmm. Sugar... by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 05:00:19 AM EST
As long as it's not mixed with peanut butter -- Hmmm. Wait. That might be kind of nice in this situation. A girl and peanut butter sandwich...

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woulda said one time, but, well by cicero (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Jun 07, 2005 at 12:51:02 PM EST
there was the "movie incident".

maybe a two-time thing?

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