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By tps12 (Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 03:42:03 AM EST) Star Wars, Attack of the Clones, death sticks, Sleazebaggano, drug, smoking (all tags)
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You work hard all day, busting your ass to pay the bills, and afterwards you just want to kick back with an ice-cold glass of bluish milk and a couple of death sticks. What business of anyone else's is it what you choose to put in your own body? And of course those holier-than-thou Jedi don't have any problem with "substance abuse" when the substance in question is coffeine.

Of the Coruscant Sleazebagganos?

I do question the marketing strategies, both of naming the product after one of its more unfortunate side effects and of choosing salesmen with names like "Sleazebaggano" (who trusts drugs from an i-tal?). But maybe they are trying some sort of truth-in-advertising thing, a la

My grandfather smoked three packs a day, and lived to be 113.

Anyway, I think we all appreciate the inclusion of a seamy underbelly that is not related to Ultimate Galactic Evil. The Star Wars universe could use more minor criminality.

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I guess I'm not clear by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #1 Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 03:53:58 AM EST
Are these ironically Awesome Moments or what? If so, then I think Super Kung-Fu Jump Yoda needs to go back on the list.

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With the Kung-Fu grip? by debacle (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 04:12:12 PM EST
I cried during that scene. I cried and I bled.


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I'm beginning to agree wtih yesterday's comments by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #2 Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 03:58:21 AM EST
I think I blocked most of the movie from my mind

yup by tps12 (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 05:11:52 AM EST
I had too. That's why, last time I saw the movie, I kept notes, so I could remind everyone about all the Awesome Elements they'd forgotten.

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sadly, by infinitera (2.00 / 0) #5 Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 05:12:48 AM EST
I haven't forgotten a thing.

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They copied that by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 04:01:29 AM EST
from Robocop 2

It's political correctness gone mad!

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