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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Fri May 27, 2005 at 02:10:42 AM EST) (all tags)
Pro-shopping enviroperience. Russian literature, kind of. Dinner. Reading. Sleeping. Missing.


    Spoke with Mother Russia yesterday as we walked to the Borders opposite Trinity Church. Odd shop. Exists in the hollowed shell of an former bank, one of the opulent money temples Gilded Aged New Yorker built, one of a series of lavish bulwarks against memories of fratricide and the sneaking suspicion that financial growth coincided necessarily with moral atrophy. Inside, most of the shop has the light wood panel, tan and light green, universal-Border's design. However, in the middle of the shop, rising up through the three levels of well-organized, consumer-oriented, pro-shopping "enviroperience," are four massive columns. Red marble at the bottom, rising through ornate gold-leaf design, switching black marble, holding up a roof of rich, dark wood and giant, sunflowers of gold. Absurd details, an explosion of elaborate late-1800s decadence. Who were these men, that conducted business in temples that looked like a cross between a Greek palace and a Beardsley sketch? Who are we that we conduct our business in areas designed to cube dominated surroundings meant to look like the impossible combination of a laboratory clean-room and food processing factory?

    Mother Russia said her first job in the States was as a bookseller. It is how she met her college sweetheart. "My first love," she says.
    "I knew the language. Not too well, but I knew to get by."
    Remembers they gave her a general literature knowledge test - this was a fairly small store in a college town and not one of the superchain deals - and she tried to remember on of the questions they asked. "Who was the Nobel Prize winning, um, poet, from Poland . . . in 1931 . . . with red hair, who said the famous . . . They were all like that. Very hard. I must have not answered one right."
    Still, she got the job.
    One of the regulars was a young man. Art student. Pencils, inks, paints. Frequently wore stained shirts. Had paint under his nails. He was friends with many of the shop's clerks - more than a few were students as well. Mother Russia, however, tried to avoid him as his easy way of speaking and his tendency to allow his conversation to flow into this jazzy, freeform, monologue stream-of-self-consciousness thing was intimidating given her limited ELA skills.
    One day, he approached her as she was shelving. "I'm looking for something Russian."
    "What Russian?"
    "Something smart and adorable."
    "There's Dostoyevsky." Mother Russia's favorite author.
    "He's not really adorable. Besides, I'm looking for something shorter."
    "There Chekhov. He has short stories for you."
    "Anything more feminine? What I'm really looking for is a woman."
    "Classic Russian, in translation, no luck for you. Not so many women."
    "Okay, I think I just might have gotten shut down, but I don't know, because I'm not sure you know what I'm talking about."
    Mother Russia says she was confused and a little bit worried that she might have been insulted and not have known it. "What are you talking about?"
    "Russian, smart, adorable, short, feminine. I'm talking about you. You're what I'm looking for."
    "I'm not that short."
    "Shorter than me."

    She said they dated for three years. Still good friends.

    Had dinner with Loren and his wife. Italian place just south of Washington Square. They're doing well.

    Even with dinner plans, I made it home hours before May. Read some more of "Dodsworth." Went to bed. May didn't get home until I was asleep.

    I'm living with the woman and I miss her all the time now.

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OMFISG! by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri May 27, 2005 at 02:25:56 AM EST
I just now realised who you are. I thought I recognised the style.

Keep up the good work!

It was an unholy union of text and pulped wood that the Ancients used to distribute their blogs.


Yeah, I'm Night in White Satin by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #2 Fri May 27, 2005 at 04:07:10 AM EST
But keep it under your hat. I'm operatin' all incognito-like. Shhhh.

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i live for bookstores... by clock (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri May 27, 2005 at 04:45:48 AM EST
...they really are temples for me.  especially used book stores.  someday i'm going to need a whole floor to contain my library.  i think this weekend will be about catching up on sleep & books.


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin



What are You Reading These Days? by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri May 27, 2005 at 04:55:35 AM EST
There's this one avenue in Park Slope, Brooklyn, that is book-central. On any given weekend you've got a choice between three to five table-on-the-sidewalk booksellers, the independent "Community Bookstore," a wonderfully overstuffed used bookshop, a new and used children's bookshop, and a Barnes and Noble - all on the same avenue.


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lots...and lots... by clock (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri May 27, 2005 at 05:02:03 AM EST
in no order:
  • the friar and the cipher
  • the ukulele (builder's guide)
  • desert solitaire (edward abbey)
  • windblown world (journals of kerouac)
  • ...others further down in the pile...
i haven't really ramped up the summer reading yet. what i miss most about the city are the books. i would wander the different stores for hours and hours. i'd leave on a saturday morning with an empty bag and get back to my place with a nearly broken back having spent very little money.

how about you? what's on the list?


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

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I'm Suffering from Some Sort of Reader's ADD by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #6 Fri May 27, 2005 at 05:25:01 AM EST
And I keep going back and forth between a ton of different titles. The three books that seem to getting the most attention right now:

Sinclair Lewis's "Dodsworth."

"Do You Sincerely Want to Be Rich," a bio of Bernard Cornfield. He was this mutual fund manager and stock broker, started bunch of fund management companies, made millions; turned out he was little more than a con man, spiritual forefather of Enron and such - his fund salesmen always used the pitch line: "Do you sincerely want to be rich." Books about con men are a weak spot of mine.

And the collect short stories of this guy Bruce Jay Freidman. I found it in the used bookstore I mentioned above. Never heard of him before but so far the stories are really great, funny. According to the "other books by page" he's got this whole back catalogue. Don't you love finding an author who is new to you, realizing he's good, and then realizing you've got an entire back catalogue to play in? It is like finding the neighborhood around the corner, the one you've never bothered to walk into, is, in fact, full of cool people, shops, eats, and drinks. One of my favorite reading experiences.

You bring you're ukulele to Brooklyn some day, we'll have a harmonica and ukulele jam; then we'll hit some bookstores; grab some grub; and knock back some drinks.


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i get that a lot... by clock (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri May 27, 2005 at 05:33:15 AM EST
...that's why i keep a big stack. i'm never sure exactly what i'll want to read...i do mostly non-fiction, so it's a highly mood-sensitive process for me. sometimes i just don't care about the middle ages. or the depression.

and i love finding a new author with a serious back catalog. i need to go fishing for one. maybe i'll follow your lead. never hurts to go book hopping.

i will soooo bring the ukulele (when it's built). we'll rock out to a blues/funk version of "tiny bubbles." make a bootleg recording and become the next intarweb sensation. i feel good vibes coming from this...i do. i really do need to get back to the city. soon. sooner than soon.


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

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Uhm - remember me? by calla (4.00 / 1) #8 Mon May 30, 2005 at 08:24:10 AM EST
I used to be a green wall climber.

Didn't realize you were still here, until a little bird mentioned...




It is the Position of This Administration by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue May 31, 2005 at 04:24:22 AM EST
To neither confirm nor deny alleged secret identities. This administration is frequently mistaken for other administrations. This administration has that kind of face.

However, sources close to the administration say you're well remembered.

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