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By greyshade (Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 07:14:50 AM EST) (all tags)
Pretty standard fare...

  • Didn't go dancing friday

  • French soiree saturday

  • class monday morning

  • shock and awe



  • Didn't go dancing friday.

    My plan to hit the Roddie Romero show friday fell through.  I called TVG friday morning before she had class, and she said she was still trying to work off that bronchitis thing and would be laying low for the weekend.  I don't have problems finding a partner at a club gig, but when my alarm went off friday night, I hit the off button and decided to sleep in.  That damn night work and day schooling is cutting into my social life.  I ended up sleeping until around 3:30 AM.

  • French soiree saturday

    I managed to make it to my french soiree a mere 20 minutes after it started.  Before that, I had dinner at Bennigan's.  I left my server a white carnation.

    After that, I hit the french soiree at my regular dive.  I had a great time.  I got to see my conversational french teacher do the YMCA and dance to other assorted 80's songs before latin night started at around 11:00 PM.  WTF ended up staying late at her cousin's wedding and never called or showed up for the party.  However, I did get to meet a lot of the french grad students and student teachers.  I also got to practice my french in a 'normal' social setting.  I was forcibly reminded of how far lacking my conversational skills are.  The highlight of the evening was when this Hot Latino Chick replaced one of the other grad students next to me at the bar.

    HLC: "Bonjour.  Je m'appelle (i can't remember)"

    Me: "Bon soir.  Je m'appelle greyshade."

    HLC: "J'aime ta fleur."

    Me: "Vraiment? C'est pour toi."

    I remove the carnation from my lapel (a nice one too, yellow with purple edges on the petals).

    HLC: "Met la ici" she said, pointing at her well-displayed cleavage.

    How could a man deny such a request?  I place the flower in the aforementioned location with great care and satisfaction.

    HLC: "Je te offre une verre?"

    Me: "Merci, mais j'ai du whiskey déja."

    At this point, she switches to english and puts a hand on my chest.

    HLC: "You should come express yourself on the dance floor with me..."

    I quickly do the math.  Hand_in_cleavage + Offer_of_alcohol + Exotic_dance_offer = One_night_stand.  I politely decline.

    She informs me that she will be bringing a drink to her friend, and will be "coming back for me".

    I end up wandering into the rear of the club awhile later with someone I had been chatting with, and see her grinding on some other guy.  Notion confirmed... Mission: find stiff dick for the night.

    She should have tried to drag me home straight from the bar, she might have succeeded.  I hate latin dancing, sorry sweetheart.  You should have caught me on a swing night, I would have danced with you until you collapsed.

  • Class monday morning

    The class before my conversational class let out 20 minutes early.  WTF (who has a lit class in the same room the hour before our conversational class) came out into the hall and told me to come inside.  She then proceeded to discuss with her female friend from the previous class different methods of providing mutual oral pleasue with male partners (commonly known as the '69' position).  This little girl must not realize that she is playing with fire.  She also had a brief conversation on her cell-phone with her ex (who she now claims is one of her best friends).  She had him on speaker, so we all got to hear and contribute to the conversation.  Her friend was not well pleased.  I understand he calls her relentlessly, and if she hangs up on him and refuses to answer, he hunts her down to talk to her.  Stalker.  I told her it was a mistake to try to stay friends with an ex you break up with, but she is young and foolish.  I offered to fight him with knives, but she declined.  I even offered to bring the guy a decent knife.  I'm starting to have qualms about trying to get WTF's attentions relationship-wise.  Perhaps HelpdeskWorker was right.  I should just tag that and run.

    My regular waitress at Bennigan's got cheated on by her boyfriend this past weekend by one of the hostesses.  She also dropped a tray of dirty plates on her way back to the kitchen.  She needed some sweet lurvin.  I gave her the flower today.  Orange carnation with red highlights.

  • shock and awe

    This diary was mis-labelled and contains neither shock nor awe.

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    It *reads* like a Cloaked User diary... by ti dave (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 07:49:06 AM EST
    yet the title says otherwise. Colour me confused.

    I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
    The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs

    I wasn't aware that he did the french thing... by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 07:52:42 AM EST
    But hey, maybe he's my evil twin.

    "The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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    Perhaps. by ti dave (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 08:03:37 AM EST
    Most Britons do speak a second tongue and French is quite popular.

    I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
    The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs

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    Well I'm just some dumb cajun by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 08:08:40 AM EST
    And I do a bit of french and german, so I imagine it's quite possible.  Perhaps we can get him to sound off here and let me know how either my father or mother ended up in UKia to produce him.

    Perhaps black-market harvested sperm or eggs made their way across the lake and were sold at some public auction or yard sale?

    "The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface

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    Very good by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 08:34:13 AM EST
    Your continued diarizing has been noted and appreciated.

    Oral sex and cleavage referances ++good.

    Carry on.

    Gedvondur

    "I don't have enough middle fingers to communicate my feelings to you." --clover kicker

    I appreciate the continued patronage by greyshade (4.00 / 1) #7 Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 09:13:08 AM EST
    Don't expect such continued debauchery on weekdays, but I will continue to post.  Owing to my working nights, I rarely have the occasion to experience such encounters on nights other than weekends.  Hopefully I will be able to maintain my hotlist status despite this limitation.

    THAT IS ALL.

    "The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface

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