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By sven (Wed Mar 02, 2005 at 05:07:19 PM EST) (all tags)
That's probably a fair breakdown of why I haven't posted anything for ages, and why it took me a week and half to mow the lawn. Amongst other things. The wedding is in 3 weeks and things are starting to get hectic.

Inside: News coverage (funny), other work stuff, wedding stuff



In the news again

My employer is in the news again, this time in the Australian Financial Review. And it seems for us that any publicity is bad publicity. Key quotes from the article:

  • Defence officials say ADI's performance has been "appalling" and that the FFG upgrade is among the worst-performing contracts being managed by the revamped Defence Materiel Organisation (DMO).
  • Senior navy officials have told Australian Financial Review that they are "fed up" with ADI and are concerned about the availability of the upgraded FFGs for deployment.
  • Defence remains uncertain about the reliability of new combat system software.
  • DMO chief Stephen Gumley blamed the 2.5 year delay on "technical difficulties greater than we expected" and agreed that "the highest risk area" was now software and integration.
  • "It obviously proved to be much more complicated than the parties appreciated," Senator Hill said.
We're all treating this latest article as comedy. At least we're pretending to, because if we didn't it would be depressing. It seems that everthing we do here is a farce.

Other work stuff (speaking of farcical)

This week I've spent 2.5 days checking out every file, adding a one line comment to the top and bottom, then checking it back in again. It's highly challenging work, but I guess that's why I'm on the big bucks. Oh, hang on.

Every time anyone checks in a file, each tech lead gets an email with the reason for the check-in. One of the tech leads arrived at work this morning to find 6000 unread emails. Ha. There's plenty more where that came from...

The rest of the time I'm rewriting a large section of code that was originally written by someone who doesn't work here anymore. The funny thing is that she was here about 2.5 years, yet in only 3 months we have almost finished purging all her code from the project. The not so funny thing is that she was on the big bucks that we all aspire too.

This Friday we're having a compulsory whole company meeting from 12 until 2. Lunch is not provided. Perhaps we're all getting sacked. As we all know from the movie Office Space, Friday is the best day for sacking people.

Wedding stuff

It's almost all organised. We've had a meeting with the photographer to discuss details. No problems there. We also had a meeting with the DJ to discuss music. I went in with an expectation that I would lose any discussion that took place, and I was right. It's just unfortunate that my taste in music would probably scare some of the older guests.

I did win on one point though - Dido's Thankyou will not be used as one of our departure songs. That song always reminds me of getting depressed and angry and driving off a bridge.

I was quite pleased at myself for putting off booking a hire car for the honeymoon. It seems that the later you leave it, the cheaper it gets. Now we will be driving a nice new Camry instead of a Corolla, and it will cost us less.

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Re: Work & things by creo (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Mar 02, 2005 at 05:55:20 PM EST
You know how it is - especially in governement. Everyone engages in ass covering, and shit rolls down hill. Kind of the real world, but just because it involves dee - fence, then probably more so - the shit, that is.

My short time in the service convinced me that there are 3 types of guy. The first is the short timer who has just joined up woth visions of serving his/her country. The second is the lifer who lives and breathes service. The third, and largest, is the fuckwit loser who could not cut it in the real world.

Politicians and high level public servants generally just fit in category 3.

Regarding Creo work - I might be able to swing overseas rates in GBP while working in Perth - heh, neat, hey? Maybe a diary to follow later...

re:wedding - in 3 weeks its 15 years for Mrs C and I. Watch out for those March rains, on ours it rained from 8am, right through to walking through the rain from Perth Central Fire Station to the Kings.

Reception - everything we did was by 'mates' of my FIL or mine. Reception place - Fire Station hall. DJ - friend. Bar staff - friends, who probably drank more than they served. Minister - Fire Brigade minister, you get the idea. Don't worry about the music - I was head banging with my 80 year old aunt to Highway to Hell. Oldies were young once too...anyway the main point is to have a good time, so make sure you do that.

OK - enough rambling, time for me to to do the morning stuff and get to work.

Cheers
Creo

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian


TOP TIP: by ti dave (3.00 / 1) #2 Wed Mar 02, 2005 at 08:13:40 PM EST
If you're gonna get sacked, be sure to ask for one of those velvet ones that Crown Royal comes in.

They're swanky, and after you get home, you can use them to hold your gaming dice.

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs



Also great Scrabble bags. NT by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Mar 02, 2005 at 09:34:23 PM EST


-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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What is this "Scrabble? by ti dave (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Mar 02, 2005 at 09:56:46 PM EST
Is it akin to the game that the Chinamen play with rocks?

I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. --W.S. Burroughs

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A pastime of the superb lexicon by LinDze (4.00 / 1) #5 Thu Mar 03, 2005 at 09:38:31 AM EST
No debased rocks or figurines in this refined game. Truly a hobby of gentlemen.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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