Found this link on the page detailing the election results: Fundies Say the Darndest Things! Some of my favourite quotes...hilarious and frightening
"Just remember, that every man who dies over there for us, shares the same glory that Jesus recieved when he died for us." - All those lucky bastards dieing in Iraq, I wish I was a martyr.
"I dont know about you guys, but I don't care how my chicken or meat is killed. Whether its drowned, suffocated, hacked into bits, however, its still going to end up in my stomach and then in a drainage thingy. It really doesn't matter. Whether chickens are stomped on, thrown against a wall, we're still going to eat them. Why does it matter?" - This Christan is very very angry at chickens, why?
"Abortion just needs to be a worse embarassment [to women] than pregnancy, which, thanks to the pro-abortion movement and banned parenthood, it's not." - Shaming women into submission is effective as beating them into submission without all the telltale bruises.
"He's...God, dude. He created everything. Can you think of a reason why he shouldn't be big-headed?" - Stoners for Christ unite!
"The days of 'Stargate SG-1', 'Contact' and the almighty 'Discovery Channel' are incapable of answering these questions, but they feel the need to come up with their own science fiction answers because it proves to them (in a blind way) that there cannot be an all powerfull creator. They do not understand that logic cant support their conclusions." - Beware the Anti-Christ, Richard Dean Anderson! Come to think of it, I never did see MacGyver pray his way out of a jam
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