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By Bob Abooey (Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:41:45 AM EST) (all tags)
The B.A.D.2005
A Blogging Odyssey

  • I'm wearing my Java1 Sweatshirt today. It's not the shirt I linked to, but the logo on the front is similar. This one is actually a frumpy gray grey sweatshirt with a giant steaming JAVA logo crammed on the front and a Sun Microsystems logo on the sleeve. Sure, it's nerdy, right? Well, let me tell you I always get compliments from non-nerds when I wear it. People say crap like "OOOOOHHHHHH I love your shirt, where did you get it!!!!" etc etc. See, they think it's about the beverage, not the ponderously slow language. Heh... I always laugh smugly to myself when I tell them I got it at a little souvenir shop in the coffay bean fields in Columbia2 where I worked my way through college. I figure I may as well just play along with the whole thing.

  • See, here's the thing. I made a bunch of comments yesterday, some of which were 4's, the rest were 3's. Yet, you'll notice that almost all of them are sitting at 2. Hmmmmm, look, if I don't get the occasional 4 thrown my way I'm going to start making 2's and 1's, okay? I'm not above it if that's that way you want it. I don't mean to play hardball here, but I think it sends the wrong message to the terrorists when this happens. Christ, you may as well just put up a white flag and surrender to them.

  • Crikey, I'm still coughing up phlegm. I feel fine, feel great, but I'm still getting phlegm in my lungs and whatnot. I did a quick google-diagnosis and it's not bronchitis, so I guess it's just the final remnants of that Aryan Bird Flu crap I had a few weeks ago. I hate to go to the doctor with crap like this, cause it's just phlegm, right, and it'll go away eventually, right?

  • I'll be venturing out to the dumpy bakery for scads of pizza like stuff for lunch today. Tons of it. And get this, they hired this cute little negro chick to run the counter which is the first time they've EVAR had a cute chick running the counter. It's always been old hags and skanky ho's. So, mad propz to the dumpy bakery. She's good at making change too, gosh, she's way overqualified and probably won't last long, I'll bet she's working at the local Drug-O-Rama Drug store or as a teller-ette at the local bank in a matter of weeks.

  • Right. The weekend tis nigh. Then we (I) have a three day week! Bwuahahahahahahahha!! The rest of you can eat cake!!! Bwuahahahahahhaha!!!
[1] - The ponderously slow programming language, not the refreshing beverage
[2] - The third world country, not the snobbish Iv-ey league uni.
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- Accessories 0%
- Other - Wite On! 0%

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My friends got a Chrysler, I got a dodge. | 27 comments (27 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback
I always feel well-dressed... by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:48:44 AM EST
when I wear brand new underwear.



IAWTP by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:52:00 AM EST
nothing says "it's going to be a great day!" like fun underwear!

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Good idea by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:55:14 AM EST
Right now, my most "fun" underwear is solid-colored boxer briefs.

Maybe I'll put gold lamé boxers on my Xmas list.


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plspstpixthx by StackyMcRacky (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:58:01 AM EST


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Oh my by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 12:05:53 PM EST
I looked for underwear, and I found this:

How apropos. "My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right," indeed. Angus would approve.

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Hey hey by Bob Abooey (3.00 / 2) #12 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 12:09:19 PM EST
Cut that out. This is a family diary mister.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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But... by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 12:11:10 PM EST
It's AC/DC! How can that NOT be family-safe material?


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Walmart has spandex underwear with pouches by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:59:39 AM EST
only about $6, they must be made in China, but they're fun.

Or maybe a bikini or thingish banana hangar.


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Dude by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 1) #9 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 12:01:48 PM EST
It's COLD out today. I'm recommending the SpongeBob Square Pants LongJohns for this kinda weather.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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Today is the cotton Hanes boxer briefs by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 12:04:14 PM EST
but I keep the spandex for when I work out, you don't want to get the tender bits caught or chafed.


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Yep by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 1) #3 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:53:10 AM EST
I always wear my $12 socks to job interviews. Sure, they don't know I'm wearing $12 socks, but I know it and it gives me that confidence boost needed to push me over the top!

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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True Story by The Fool (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:59:04 AM EST
When I went back to college for my B.S., I kept telling my wife that, when I became wealthy, I would buy new socks.

Eventually, I became wealthy, in that I could afford not only new socks, but also new shoes.


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Someone must have posted a comment by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 11:53:50 AM EST
in the same diary they modded you a 4.

Or else The Matrix just rolled back.




Quid pro quo Bob by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 12:44:37 PM EST
my friend, one must give to receive. Rub my back, rub your back.

I see your 3 day week, and raise you to a 2.5 day week.

Oh, so pretty young black women can only hold menial jobs or sell drugs, huh ? RACIST!




Look by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 1) #16 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 01:04:01 PM EST
I rate on merit, and that's all I ask of everyone else. But when I make a bunch of comments that are OBVIOUS 4's, and they sit at 2, well, that's just un-patriotic and sends the wrong message to the terrorists. That's all I'm saying.

rere: No no, the fact that she's even working at the Dumpy Bakery (she's the first negro that I've ever seen working there, by the bye, which is rather odd) means she's probably a high school drop-out and couldn't even get a job selling phones at the mall. So, she's cute enough to be a bank teller (j'ever notice that not too many ugly chicks get jobs as bank tellers? QED) so that would be the next logical career move (more money, better environment, and she gets to scan savings account balances for possible future dates) for her before she meets some dude and quits working to stay home and make babies. QED.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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**UPDATE** by Bob Abooey (3.50 / 4) #15 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 12:56:28 PM EST
The cute negro girl at the Dumpy Bakery got demoted to "mixer girl" (she was working the giant mixer machine) and the other girl that's usually at the counter (read - the skanky honkey that never smiles and is decidedly NOT friendly) was at the counter again.

See, this is why the dumpy bakery will never be anything BUT a dumpy bakery, they fail to see potential when it's right in their own backyard.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob


Ratings by DullTrev (2.00 / 0) #17 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 01:21:43 PM EST

I'm in training to be your nemesis.


--
DFJ?


Don't make me summon Hulver by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #18 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 01:29:15 PM EST
I could have him go all medieval on your arse for this...

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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** UPDATE REDUX*** by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #19 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 01:34:33 PM EST
2 is the new 4. QED.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob


FACT: by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #20 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 02:19:02 PM EST
Socks ARE underwear. QED.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.


You big dope by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #21 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 02:39:20 PM EST
Not if you're wearing shorts and sandals. Or maybe you're not wearing them on your feet eh? Wait, no, I really don't want to know.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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If you're wearing socks with sandals... by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #26 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 06:49:04 PM EST
then you have other issues.

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
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I love socks and sandals. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #27 Sat Nov 19, 2005 at 06:14:21 PM EST
So comfy, so light.

Also, re: your .sig. Is that place in the back of a sportwagon? Enquiring minds wish to know.

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trade ya by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #22 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:27:47 PM EST
i'll take the phlegmy remnants of your cold/flu thing, and you take my hives.
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Easy sister... by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 2) #23 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:40:34 PM EST
This here is a manly-man phlegm cough thing.

Now, I'm not saying you wouldn't be able to handle it, but look, I'm a man and you're a woman, and while your girlie-hives suck and all that, well, still, they are girlie-hives and this is a manly-man phlegm cough, and, well, men slay dragons and woman knit socks and stuff and so, well, you just have to know your limitations and whatnot. It's nothing personal, it's just the way God designed it, or they way it randomly evolved, depending on what belief you subscribe to.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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i'd say its even by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #24 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:44:43 PM EST
cold leftovers for cold leftovers.

i'd be amused to see you tolerate 5 days of intense itching over about 90% of your body. i doubt you could handle it.
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Well.. for the record by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 2) #25 Fri Nov 18, 2005 at 03:48:54 PM EST
I spent 17 years in the jungle of VietNam fighting the VC1, so after that just about anything is a walk in the park.

[1] - Viet Cong, not Venture Capitalists

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob
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