Yesterday while sitting in the bathroom I noticed someone had picked their nose and wiped it all over the wall dividing the stalls...It was disgusting but as I sat there staring I thought hey, that looks like the Big Dipper I went back to my desk and as I was discussing it another coworker chimed in he had seen the same thing in an upstairs bathroom. Later in the day an inter-office email arrived in our in boxes. It seems this Booger artist has struck in all the mens rooms in the building. (6 total) Unfortunately, the email only cited "bathroom vandalism involving personal hygiene" - I would have had the subject line Booger Artist strikes again!
I don't know if it is really fair to call this person an artist, they have repeated the same constellation six times. Maybe he is only practising, working up to more complex constellations.
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