hey this is red-headed-mohawk when i was out in
lacrosse last time jeff. jenny said that you had
g-mail invites, i would like one, and she said youd
gimme one. so gimme dammit, i want fucking gmail.
sorry, im drunk n stoned right now.
thank you for your time mr gmail person thingy of
ps: stoned and drunk!
pps: that gay guy at the party sucked.
I particularly enjoy that 'ps: stoned and drunk!' at the end. I don't believe I've received a more amusing email.
The gay guy whom he mentions at the end of the email was this particular individual who has now been officially uninvited to all occurrences at this house, and is specifically banned from entering the premises. Here's the story behind that.
We had a housewarming about three weeks ago, and I was enjoying myself, drinking a nice dry wine and chilling out. The mood was very calm and relaxed, and all attendees, save one, were being friendly, cordial and intimate (not in that way, perverts!). This gay guy and I were chatting, and I mentioned that I was going to buy my gay brother a shirt that reads "I'm so gay, I'm almost straight!" So this guy takes that to mean that I'm actually gay, and just repressing myself. At first, I laugh it off as a gay guy just needing to get laid, and tell him that actually I'm pretty hot for ladies around 30 to 45, preferably (but not required) eastern European. Accents melt my knees, too. But, he doesn't accept this and goes on, for two whole fucking hours, about how I'm gay. Complete buzzkill. I retire, and this guy, the next day, gets the axe. And good for him, too.
We had a circle massage on Sunday down in the dining room, and now my shoulders ache again. Had you walked in to the house and not seen what was going on, you'd swear we were having a gang bang. The only thing that sucked about that is that now I need another shoulder massage, and nobody is around to give it to me. Bugger!
Saw more cool pictures of my nephew.
I can't wait until he's old enough for me to really spoil him. I believe my sister will probably assassinate me, or something like that. But, it's her fault for giving me a cool nephew! hehehe.
Anyhow, have a fun day, kids. I've got a nice, relaxing noon to 8:30 today, with two closings following on Friday and Saturday. Easy work. I can't believe they pay me as much as they do for this. Wait, strike that, I need the money, and I think it's proper I get paid to stock shelves and check out the MILFs.
Have a good one, people!
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