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By aric17103 (Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 09:50:38 AM EST) (all tags)
Yesterday being a US holiday, with everyone home, the religious types were out in force knocking on doors trying to drum up converts....

So I open the door and there is a fine, albeit young, (I would say 17) Christian woman talking up Jeebus...she was dressed conservatively (of course) but I think she would have done better bringing me into the flock wearing a tight fitting t-shirt that said Jail-bait for Jesus

Is Columbus worshipped in other parts of the world?  Or is this an American thing?

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columbus isn't even worshipped in the US by tps12 (4.00 / 2) #1 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 09:58:11 AM EST
Those of us employed by companies that aren't pro-genocide had to work.

Hey! by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 10:00:03 AM EST
Genocide is hard work too.

Now accepting suggestions for a new sigline
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Columbus Day is a floated holiday for us by thenick (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 10:05:04 AM EST
Does that mean we're indifferent about genocide?


"'Vengence is Mine', quoth Alvis. And then he shot the guy, right in the freaking face!"

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wop-ist (n.t()) by miker2 (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 10:50:33 AM EST

Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS
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He's not worshipped here by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 10:21:45 AM EST
Not since the truth came out that he didn't discover Americia.

That doesn't mean that the state and federal workers won't use him as an excuse to take the day off though. Sort like Christmas, you don't have to believe that Jesus discovered Americia to take that day off too.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

Christopher Columbus Jesus Day. by black symposium (2.50 / 2) #5 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 10:45:27 AM EST
I like the sound of that.

Hicks quote by Herring (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 10:53:19 AM EST
So, I was in Australia over Easter and I was intrigued to notice that they celebrate the death and ressurection of Jesus in exactly the same way we do - by telling their kids that a giant rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Since we're just making shit up, why not go the whole hog and tell them that goldfish left Lincoln Logs in the sock drawer.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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We should have a national jailbait day [nt] by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 10:59:50 AM EST

Jailbait? by hulver (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 11:08:08 AM EST
She's a year over-ripe on this side of the pond.
Cheese is not a hat. - clock
three years by 256 (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 11:33:02 AM EST
this side of an imaginary line.

and your heathen columbus day is better known as thanksgiving.
I don't think anyone's ever really died from smoking. --ni

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Is it by blixco (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 01:01:40 PM EST
Thanksgiving in Canadia already?  I'll sent you a tofurkey asap!
The farmers always win.
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this side of the pond by aric17103 (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 11:36:06 AM EST
depending on how her parents ranges from nothing at all to a felony rape charge that carries many years in prison and brands you a rapist and child molester the rest of your life

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In Canada by 606 (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 02:06:40 PM EST
we call it Thanksgiving.

imagine dancing banana here
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