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By sven (Sun Aug 08, 2004 at 02:14:56 AM EST) (all tags)
This is interesting:


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Inside: Brewing, work, and weekend



Brewing

This evening I started my first batch of homebrew. (Yes, I sanitised everything with bleach.) It was all quite easy. Now it's sitting in its plastic fermenter in the laundry with an electric blanket hooked up to a thermostat to keep it warm. After I put the lid on, the instructions said to test the seal by squeezing the fermenter and observing that the water levels in the airlock take a while to even out. But on mine they level out within a few seconds. :(

I've posted a message on rec.crafts.brewing asking for advice. A quick google suggests that it will probably be ok. I hope so, I think I would be devastated if it didn't work. I also hope that the electric blanket doesn't burn the house down.

Customer comedy

We have a wall of quotes in our office at work of insightful, funny, or stupid things that people have said. Quotes like the spelling of qulaity says it all or just that the way we've done things is very very wrong. We had a new one this week from a member of the Commonwealth Project Authority.

This job isn't a career move for me. The only reason I work is so that I'm not on the piss all day.
Clearly Australia's future is in safe hands.

Sending software releases

Last week we had to send a copy of the latest build over to the test site in Sydney. Strangely, we came very close to sending the cover of a John Lee Hooker CD instead. It didn't even have the CD in it.

Friday night dinner

On Friday night we went out for dinner with a bunch of nurses. When I say that to people at work it always seems to make them jealous. It turned out to be a buffet thing with a seafood theme at Mulberry on Swan, very nice but a little overpriced. I ate too much, and I tried a new beer that I hadn't had before (Matilda Bay Beez Neez). So it was a good night out.

Tennis

Had a good game today. My legs ache.

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Office sayings by cam (3.00 / 0) #1 Sun Aug 08, 2004 at 03:07:31 AM EST
I worked with a bloke that had a large printout of a heavily stylized man cut in half and being chased by an octopus. It read, "dont irritate the octupus". No idea why he printed it off. No idea why he had it on his wall. It was funny in an absurd way.

Classic one about staying off the piss.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


Piss? What? by Vertical Frankenstein (3.00 / 0) #2 Sun Aug 08, 2004 at 04:06:08 AM EST
On the piss?  Please explain to the ignorant USian.  plspostkthnx.



Out Drinking by snugglebunny (3.00 / 0) #3 Sun Aug 08, 2004 at 04:41:06 AM EST
en tea


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Australian colloquialisms by sven (3.00 / 0) #5 Sun Aug 08, 2004 at 04:42:08 PM EST
As snugglebunny said, on the piss is going out drinking.

One of the hosts of the morning radio show that I listen to recently did a quick tour of the US and Canada. He said he had lots of problems with jokes not translating. Apparently there were some very confused Canadians when he talked about taking the piss out of people. When taken literally, this expression does seem quite disturbing.

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What are you brewing? by georgeha (3.00 / 0) #4 Sun Aug 08, 2004 at 01:44:54 PM EST
I should do some ales soon, my $20 USD corn/barley lager will only last three-four more weeks.




Brewing by sven (3.00 / 0) #6 Sun Aug 08, 2004 at 04:44:28 PM EST
I'm starting with a Cooper's Lager, because that's what came in the kit. Next up I think I'll do a brown ale. I'd like that.

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harshbutfair // you know it makes sense
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Brewin' by dazk (3.00 / 0) #7 Mon Aug 09, 2004 at 01:22:13 AM EST
Once you get the hang of it start experimenting with weird things. A mate of mine used up all his leftover easter eggs in his brew one year and it the result tasted surprisingly good! However there was the one batch that was way too yeasty and it ended up tasting like liquid vegemite.. bleurgh.

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