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By sven (Sat Jul 17, 2004 at 01:06:49 AM EST) (all tags)
There's a woman in the mirror in a firey state
As she motions to me to start turning away
She's lifting her dress up, trying to keep up

This diary has been sitting open for hours, so it's probably about time I posted it.

Inside: Hotlist probs, tax, suburb names, tennis, pub, birthdays



Husi hotlist problems

I have two stories stuck in my hotlist that won't go away. It appears that they've been deleted. They have no title, just ( comments, 0 new). If I click on the little '-', nothing happens. Even though I have no idea what the stories are, I'll post links to them in the hope that it's nothing embarrasing. They should be here and here.

I wouldn't mind knowing what these stories were, and also how to get them off the hotlist.

Tax

It's tax time, and the more I look into it, the worse it gets. A few weeks ago I put all my details into the online tax calculator and it told me I should get a $1,200 refund. Not too shabby. Then I realised that I'd been looking at the wrong column on my payslip. Redid the calculator, resulting in a $600 refund. Again, not bad.

Yesterday I put all my details into etax, and it tells me I owe the tax office $93. What the??? It seems I forgot about the Medicare Levy when I did the tax calculators. These problems stem from the $455 interest I got off ING last year. I'm now exactly $400 over a HECS threshold which means an extra 0.5% of my salary gets taken by the government.

Perth suburb names

I am convinced that whoever named one of Perth's southern suburbs Mandogalup was taking the piss. The Department of Land Administration don't think so though. The following information is thanks to Google Cache.

MANDOGALUP The area of this suburb was originally referred to as "7 Mile Camp", but when a townsite was declared here in 1923 it was named "Balmanup". Lake Balmanup was an alternative name for Mandogalup Swamp. In 1945 it was found that the townsite was more commonly known as Mandogalup and it was changed to Mandogalup in 1946. It is an Aboriginal name, the meaning of which is unknown.
I had a look through the rest of Perth's suburb names, and there are several that are quite interesting. Banksia Grove, for example, was originally named Cockman in December 1998, but then changed only six months later. They don't give a reason why, but I think we all know.

Innaloo was originally known as "Njookenbooroo" (sometimes spelt Ngurgenboro or Noorgenboro), but it was changed because it was too hard to pronounce and spell. The Nookenburra Hotel (the Nooky) is presumably named after the original name.

And the spelling of Burrswood became Burswood as a result of a spelling error by the men who painted the sign for the first railway station in the area.

So I've learnt lots of things today.

Tennis

Had a good game today, despite losing the first set 6-1. At that point I said to Daz "things will be different in the next set". And they were. I won the first four games, and eventually won 6-3. Fun!

Pub

Went down to the pub after work yesterday for resignation drinks with a coworker who has left to teach English in Japan for a year. Now I was under the impression that Steve's is meant to be popular with students from UWA, but I can't imagine how students can afford to go there. Their prices are a little painful.

Since when was a 330mL Redback considered large? But it still costs you $5. And a pint of light beer for $5.80? It's not even mid-strength! What's going on? Note to American readers: Light beer refers to low-alcohol beer (eg 2.8%) rather than your bizarre low-calorie same-alcohol madness.

Shared birthdays

Tonight I found out which celebrities I share a birthday with. It's so embarrasing I'm not going to mention who.

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Hotlist by gazbo (3.00 / 0) #1 Sat Jul 17, 2004 at 07:06:26 AM EST
I can't view them either, so it's not like they've just been deleted.  However, look at the timestamp in the URL - they're pretty old.  As you can see from the search page, archive searching is disabled, as the archive process may be causing server load problems.

I'm guessing that the same is happening here - the stories are in the archive, but as archiving is disabled you can't view them.  Presumably the hotlist removal process involves looking up the story too, hence you can't remove them.

Sadly, nothing I can do.  You'll have to ask Hulver to manually remove the entries, or grit your teeth until archiving gets reinstated.


"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch



Actually by gazbo (3.00 / 0) #2 Sat Jul 17, 2004 at 07:08:48 AM EST
Just on the off-chance (I doubt it will work) try clicking this link and see if it works.  I am not hopeful.

"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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No, didn't do anything [nt] by sven (3.00 / 0) #3 Sat Jul 17, 2004 at 02:44:48 PM EST


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Light Beer by cam (3.00 / 0) #4 Sun Jul 18, 2004 at 06:24:11 AM EST
It took me about six months to twig that Americans werent drinking low alcohol beer as "Light" beer. When I was offered Light beer I would answer, "I only drink unleaded mate". Hah lucky they didnt understand the colloquilism.

American light beer is quite good. It was interesting in Australia to see that it was marketing that got Light beer over the unacceptable hurdle. Naming the light beer from Tooheys, "Tooheys Blue" was a stroke of genius. People didnt have to go the bar and ask for a light beer, instead they could go and ask for a "blue". Far more acceptable.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


Tennis predictions by dazk (3.00 / 0) #5 Mon Jul 19, 2004 at 01:57:10 AM EST
I still cannot find the logic behind how muttering the words "things are going to be different in the next set" can actually have such a profound effect on the outcome of the game.

The next time I find myself in a precarious situation at work (i.e. after the vending machine eats my money) I will have to remember to utter the words "things are going to be different next time" so I will inevitably receive the whole line of twisties as opposed to just the first one.

Back to a tennis-related note, I have discovered that I have at least 14 tennis balls in my car. It seems that every time I give a drunken mate a lift home in the boot he always manages to find the can of tennis balls to throw at passengers in the back seat. They all collect under the front seats, only to make an appearance under hard braking conditions.



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