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By riceowlguy (Sat Jun 05, 2004 at 08:17:49 PM EST) (all tags)

I've just seen the worst thing I've ever found on the Internet.

Forget Not Safe For Work (although it's that too), this is Not Safe For Human Eyes. It's....wow.

I'm awake at 3:11 and whether that's because I had a tense phone conversation with a close friend or because I had a medium Pibb Xtra while seeing Shrek 2 five hours ago, I don't know. Probably both. Now I don't dare go to sleep, what with the link.

Just finished reading The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole by Sue Townsend, which I hadn't read since I was probably about 13 or so. Different perspective on it now, obviously. I have no idea how my mom came to buy it as I don't think the series was ever particularly big in the States. Any of you Great British HuSites ever read them?

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Yep by snugglebunny (3.00 / 0) #1 Sat Jun 05, 2004 at 08:52:21 PM EST

Any of you Great British HuSites ever read them?

They're compulsary reading.

: Exactly the comment I was going to post [nt] by gazbo (3.00 / 0) #5 Sat Jun 05, 2004 at 10:43:20 PM EST

"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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Worst thing evar? by farlukar (3.00 / 0) #2 Sat Jun 05, 2004 at 09:10:43 PM EST

It's not a pretty sight, but definitely not worse than the likes of "This is the personal homepage of Susan, look here's a picture of my dog!"
Anyway, you might add a warning: "You must be at least 13¾ years old to click this link!"

(ps I'm neither British nor great)
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90% of everything is crap. Except crap. 100% of crap is crap.

Oh, don't be a hater. by komet

(3.00 / 0) #3 Sat Jun 05, 2004 at 09:54:07 PM EST

That site may not be the work of the next Monet, but the kid displays a decent amount of talent, basic coherent thought and most importantly, an attention span longer than 30 seconds. We should be encouraging him whole-heartedly.

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<ni> komet: You are functionally illiterate as regards trashy erotica.

: But it's the internet by snugglebunny (3.00 / 0) #6 Sun Jun 06, 2004 at 12:57:19 AM EST

decent amount of talent,
In drawing the backgrounds maybe. I terms of layout and completely illogical animated bits they're awful. See page 18 for the worlds worst animated blowjob (apologies memepool).

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GChanngggg.... (nt) by codemonkey uk (6.00 / 1) #4 Sat Jun 05, 2004 at 10:08:32 PM EST

--- Thad ---
Growing a mustache for charity.

Adrian Mole by steve h (3.00 / 0) #7 Sun Jun 06, 2004 at 04:03:47 AM EST

I vaguely recall reading a few books. He struck me as being an uptight, eccentric little Pom. Not surprising for a British book.

+1, gun porn by Rogerborg (3.00 / 0) #8 Sun Jun 06, 2004 at 08:51:11 PM EST

The artwork is better than Usar Freindly, the story whups the pants off of the similarly rendered Max Payne cutscenes, and Our Hero is clearly a vampire. What more do you want?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

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