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By kpaul (Wed Jun 30, 2004 at 03:34:18 PM EST) (all tags)
Holy Spirit had me laughing and in tears today, overwhelmed. it was wonderful.

i felt directed to deliver a message to a man today. it was at a gas station. he was getting on a bike. an older man. looked tired.



i started pulling out and ignored the feeling at first, but eventually turned around and honked my horn to get his attention. he seemed shocked, like a deer in the headlights almost.

i rushed up and handed him a five dollar bill and told him Jesus wanted me to give it to him. he started shaking, or was shaking. he was visibly still taken aback.

i don't remember everything exactly that i said, but it was a great feeling.

it was weird because he had some books with him. one was God keeps his Word ... or something like that.

i could feel the Holy Spirit at work. i laughed and was joyous.

praise Yahshua. we're going home soon.

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Whoa by webwench (4.75 / 4) #1 Wed Jun 30, 2004 at 04:45:54 PM EST
When the rapture comes, can I have your bicycle?




the 'rapture' by kpaul (3.00 / 0) #7 Thu Jul 01, 2004 at 01:49:30 AM EST
i'm not one of those left behind drones. the bible says we're all here until the Day of the Lord. that's when the rapture occurs - the very end. so, it would be kinda pointless.

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That was only the beginning. by komet (6.00 / 1) #2 Wed Jun 30, 2004 at 08:50:23 PM EST
Yes, Jesus told you to give the guy five dollars. That's cool. But had you listened more carefully, you would also have heard Jesus tell you to PayPal $7,630 to komet (at) 4you (dot) ch. Don't make Jesus angry. Praise the Lord!

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Your hearing of His Word is cloudy by gazbo (5.00 / 2) #3 Wed Jun 30, 2004 at 09:42:06 PM EST
He actually told him to give the guy $5, and then replace the top name on the list with his own.  Then the Holy Spirit would give The Message to 5 other people, and after a few weeks the $$$s should start pouring in, at a rate of up to $7,630 per week!!!!!!!!!

Gos is omnipotent.  He can pronounce multiple exclamation marks.


"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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God is truly great! by komet (6.00 / 1) #4 Wed Jun 30, 2004 at 09:49:23 PM EST
He can make 7630 an integer power of 5! Hallelujah!

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Omnipotent [nt] by gazbo (6.00 / 1) #5 Wed Jun 30, 2004 at 09:55:35 PM EST


"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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Not the Holy Spirit by DesiredUsername (5.00 / 3) #6 Wed Jun 30, 2004 at 11:23:39 PM EST
That was the station attendant on the PA system.

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