Print Story I don't think we'll be telling them that
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By sven (Tue May 25, 2004 at 05:03:41 PM EST) (all tags)
It appears that yet another one of the phrases that I sometimes use comes from the Simpsons.
Scientist: Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret: that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.
(A chair swivels round, revealing a Chimp in a suit.)
Chimp:: No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.

Inside: New computer, pink dinosaur, and work



New computer

I've decided I need a new computer. In the past couple of weeks it has progressed from a want to a need. It's not the speed that bothers me, but the instability. I've reinstallated my operating system, and swapped every piece of hardware out except the video card, CPU, and motherboard. In any case, it's as good a reason as any to need a new one.

But since I'm meant to be saving for a house, I'd feel guilty about going out and spending a big chunk of money on a new machine. So I have implemented a budget in order to justify the expense. (Would anyone other than a software engineer implement a budget?) Now I can happily wait a few months and then buy a shiny new machine without the guilt. And the longer I wait, the more I can spend.

I definitely need a computer before we get the house. There are guys at work with houses and mortgages, and to them budget is a dirty word. My tech lead is currently saving up for some new shoes. And we've changed our weekly food days to fortnightly because he can't afford a $6.50 schnitter every week.

Pink dinosaur

It's on slashdot now, so it's suddenly become less amusing, but anyway... in New Zealand they have webcams on some of their volcanoes to keep an eye on them. Someone has gone and stuck a pink dinosaur in front of one of them. They're not going to remove it either, they just plan to let the sulphurous environment take care of it. I look forward to checking back on the dinosaur's progress over the next few weeks/months.

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TODOs, FIXMEs and succession planning

At work they seem quite interested in succession planning at the moment. This means that if someone gets hit by a bus, they have a plan on who will take over their job. I am listed as the successor for our tech lead, so I'm meant to be learning how to do his job.

Today I grepped for TODO and FIXME in our code, and found 92 of them. Interesting. In true tech lead fashion, I've listed them all in an Excel spreadsheet that I've sent around to everyone in the team. Now everyone should focus first on removing the easy ones (in order to bring the numbers down, then it looks good to management). Those that are difficult or involve major changes can wait.

Work

I should be doing documentation at the moment, but I'm trying to avoid it. Traditionally, our documentation gets done the week before it's due to be delivered to the customer. Apparently we're going for a break with tradition this time.

Also, we have a code deadline on Friday. The following week they are having an HMI working group for this build. I mentioned to our software architect that I thought this was a bit strange. He pointed out "at least we have the requirements this time". Indeed.

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Documentation tradition and houses by creo (6.00 / 1) #1 Tue May 25, 2004 at 05:44:45 PM EST
My documentation tradition is to deliver it a week after the code, if at all. Mind you, in my latter years I'm trying to be good....

The house/budget thing is a sad indicator of the way home ownership is going back home. The Banks/real estate agents/current owners know that Aussies are brainwashed into that if you do not own your own house you have not made it.

Mind you, this is compounded by the fact that most people want the 5 bed/2 bath/pool etc (or the 3 bed 2 story townhouse if thats your style) right after they leave home and start their first job. This is in addition to the new Commodore and new Corrolla for the second car, oh, and the brand new furniture for the new house. Of course the bank helps them out with a nice fat loan, and the stores help them out with nice friendly credit. Say goodbye to your life if that happens.

The main reason why I went to Europe is to pay off all my debts. By the time I go home I will have paid off all my debts and probably have 50k or so in liquid cash (hopefully). To get to the same thing in my reasonably well paying corp job back in Perth, well, I would had to be working until I was 60. In fact, we would not have been able to buy our current place with the money I was making in my old job.

Fuck that.

Remember you can write computer software and hardware off on your tax, and depreciate the hardware over 3(?) years. Given that end of June is approaching that might be a time frame to aim for. The same applies for your internet connection.

On a more humorous note, if the unable to buy the schnitter guy is the one who was going to challenge me then I might have to take him up. I'd win by default :-).

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian


Home ownership, computer hardware, schnitters by sven (3.00 / 0) #2 Tue May 25, 2004 at 06:43:37 PM EST
The Banks/real estate agents/current owners know that Aussies are brainwashed into that if you do not own your own house you have not made it.

You are correct, and naturally this pushes up the prices. I'm just tired of the hassle of renting, and tired of moving every couple of years. (Sounds like I'm getting old.)

The other problem is property investors from over east. Last night on Hot Auctions they were featuring a place in Carine that was going for $330,000. (The family who lived there were moving to the neighbouring suburb of Karring-yup apparently). They kept talking about how it was such a bargain. Bastards. That will only encourage them to come over here and buy up all our houses. But the other place they were featuring was in Launceston for $110,000, so maybe they'll invade Tasmania first.

most people want the 5 bed/2 bath/pool etc

My fiancée and I were trying to work out how many bedrooms we need. We came up with uses for 9 bedrooms, so perhaps some compromise will be required. (Of those, I "need" a study, darkroom, and homebrew room just for myself).

Writing off software and hardware is a good thing to remember. I considered the advantages of buying before June 30, but I don't know whether I can fit that in. I've tried saving for things retroactively before, and it doesn't seem the same.

Unfortunately for you, the schnitter challenger is someone else. I think he's eaten three meals today since coming to work (it's now 2:45pm). No schnitters today though.

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Home ownership thoughts by creo (6.00 / 1) #3 Tue May 25, 2004 at 07:06:12 PM EST
We came up with uses for 9 bedrooms

Heh - I can't really preach in this given the size of our current place, but having to have lives in 2 bedroom 80 sqm apartments for the past 4 years is a real eye opener on what you think you need, and what you actually need.

Having said that, back home we will have a room for the kids, my study/computer room, the wifes sewing room and the various games/family/lounge rooms. We will be tossing out a lot of the accumulated junk we have 'tho.

The Easteners are a real problem. There was a falling down cottage next to the in laws on quite a big piece of land. The lady who lived there died and they thought they might pick the place up cheap (as it was almost unlivable) and demolish the cottage and just sort of expand onto the land.

They expected to pay about 90 - 120 k. Some hippy from Sydney came over and paid 170k for it, and thought he was getting a bargain. He is a nice guy actually, but still reckons he got his moneys worth, so he was not that upset. He and his wife then renovated the fit for demolition cottage. We all thought they were nuts, but it's actually quite nice now.

Of course he told all his Sydney mates about the cheap as chips land and they all started flocking over (well ,flocking might be an overstatement)....

How well, given that I will soon own my place, and have absolutely no intention of ever moving, I really don't care anymore. With any luck, the market will crash and i will be able to pick up a house or two, throwing their hoplelessly overgeared owners onto the streets.  Mwaaa haaa haa.

Cheers
Creo.

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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80 sqm apartment by joh3n (3.00 / 0) #4 Tue May 25, 2004 at 07:29:17 PM EST
dayam, I'm jealous :P

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With a wife and 2 kids by creo (5.00 / 1) #5 Tue May 25, 2004 at 07:38:14 PM EST
plus home schooling that occurs within the apartment.

It's nice - but still a tight fit for people who come from a 2 1/2 acre block with a big house.

Cheers
Creo

"I shall do what I believe to be right and honourable" - Guderian
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ok, you win. by joh3n (3.00 / 0) #6 Tue May 25, 2004 at 08:29:59 PM EST
I am humbled by your lack of space.

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Location, Location, Location by cam (6.00 / 1) #7 Tue May 25, 2004 at 11:32:22 PM EST
But the other place they were featuring was in Launceston for $110,000, so maybe they'll invade Tasmania first.

Woohoo! When we come back, it will be hard to justify living in Sydney. Prices are just too high. My wife makes the joke that she wants to live in Vaucluse, but there is no way we can afford a mortgage of 1.7 million.

I have a good mate in Canberra, so that might be an option, my wife likes Melbourne, so that too could be an option. There is also the possibility, given the area's my wife and I work in that Sydney will offer us the best paying jobs though. Maybe Perth and Hobart are options, I would have no problem working living there. Though traveling to the relatives in the US would entail crossing two continents plus the pacific.

We came up with uses for 9 bedrooms, so perhaps some compromise will be required.

We are two people living in a three bedroom house, one bedroom is converted into an office. We never go in the guest room. We rarely go into the basement as well.

cam
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Where to live by sven (3.00 / 0) #8 Wed May 26, 2004 at 08:07:15 PM EST
I like Melbourne too, I would much rather live there than Sydney. Not sure that I could cope with the weather though. Not sure how much work there is in Tassie; you wouldn't have a problem finding work in Perth but the money might not be as much as you're after. Canberra would probably be ok too. I get the impression there's more work over there.

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