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By MisterQueue (Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:12:08 AM EST) (all tags)
We really need a topic header for "Guilt Riddled".

Dogspeed you black emporer.

PoLL: What Weapon Will We Wield?


Not going to speak on this at any length, but I've given up the bottle. I stopped for January basically, and have since, found life to be much improved without it. I think the only reason I was attempting to hang onto that cliff of hanging was my URGENT NEED to stay in Bon Vivanthood. Ludicrous. There are other things that make me much happier.

It's an interesting phenomenon though. An associate of mine at work pointed out how bassackwards my current beliefs re: excersize and health were from just two months ago. I just sort of shrugged it off, but in retrospect, I think mostly it was all fear of lambosity in ways. In the end, well.. it was interesting while it happened at least.

Now that doesn't mean I can't meet you all for a beer you realize, a beer or two won't hurt, but no more liquor of my choosing in the house for me. Of course I have to add of my choosing because I do realize that others in my household are still going to be buying and drinking, and I'm really okay with that.

Heh, let's see... I quit smoking, started excersizing, and now I've quit drinking. Hell, I even eat romaine lettuce with yellow peppers on it for lunch every day and call it a "salad". Shit... I'm gonna have to start being an arrogant prick now aren't I? Well, I still have to draw the line somewhere.. I will NOT be eating tofu... or giving up snorting heroin for that matter... no way no how.

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I was a very picky eater as a kid. I grew up dirt po' (Prole 4 Life... word.), so my foodstuffs choices were severely limited. For example. One of my favorite dishes as a kid was croutons slathered with French dressing. Later, I had taste enough to upgrade to garlic croutons.

Hell, I didn't even like Chicken until I was 12 or so. I ate it if it was in something I liked (like homemade chicken and dumplings), but mostly I was a macaroni and cheese/green bean kid. Luckily my tastes and openness have changed since then, but it seems really odd to me that I've never even eaten a peach.

Not metaphorically of course... you know.. that I've done.

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Speaking of childhoods and whatnot, I'd love to go back into friend's, family's and certain DJ's childhoods to observe. I wouldn't interfere as I would not want to change who they are now, but I'd be most curious as to what I would've thought of them as kids, even from the perspective of being a child myself.

One of these days I'm gonna build that time machine and then I'm gonna... erase this sentence since in the future it would've caused a cataclysmic war as I've recently been informed by me.

It's nice that I've always got my back like that.

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Today's playlist so far looks like this if you're curious:

Blur - Out Of Time
Marcy Playground - Wave Motion Gun
Guided By Voices - Motor Away
Self - Pattycake
Elvis Costello - Let Him Dangle
Wagon Christ - Tally Ho!
Pavement - ...And Carrot Rope
Booker T. - Green Onions
A Perfect Circle - The Hollow
Wu-Tang Clan - Method Man
Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps

These weren't picked by me in order, no, they were assigned... by FATE! There's a message there (insert rogerborg statement: "Yes, and that message is that you're a neophyte pseudo-indie loving cunt"), but it takes waaaaay more wankery than I feel like writing this morning.

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So that's it for now. I'm just going to spend the rest of the morn sitting here riddled with leftover pangs of Catholic guilt I thought I dropped loooong ago. :P Damn nuns.. they beat it into with those rulers.. that and the latin... fuckin' latin.

The marks have been made, mistakes are being corrected... that is all. BLEEP.

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I am well hung.

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What Weapon Will We Wield?
- We come armed only with monkeys. 0%
- From the first fuckin' day to the last fuckin' night. 0%
- Seriously gettin' sexy up in hea' 0%
- There are children.. nestled... snugly.. in their bed... because they don't know that I.. am under there.. with a knife 14%
- SSSSSo keep on keep on 14%
- Ooh.. I see the future.. I see a rambly diary tomorrow a'comin' this way.. which means I shall skip over it. 0%
- who's been pissing in your coffee boy? Perculate up! 0%
- TTFN stands for Thank The Funk, Nizzle! (actually it stands for Too True, Frederick Nottingham) 0%
- Through the hole and down the other side, do we reach China? 0%
- Not if China reaches us first! 0%
- I need water, with frozen otherwater in it in which to keep the first water at a stasis temperature. 0%
- Brownian Motion.... in your pants. 14%
- Renoberate Wildly you Sons of the Fathers, do not go bravely into that vernacular. 28%
- RED ALERT RED ALERT punch a motherfucka' who calls me Bobby. 0%
- Cnightguards straighten the floor with slide rulers that can measure the distance of warp over time. They aren't pleased with the results they see. 0%
- Gentlemen, there appears to be a blixco gap. We need to start researching the ultimate blixweapon for proper dominionation. 28%

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congrats on the life-in-the-form-of-liquor removal by Bunny Vomit (4.50 / 2) #1 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:28:59 AM EST
:)

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Heh.. thanks I guess.. by MisterQueue (4.50 / 2) #3 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:31:11 AM EST
it's not that big a deal. It's harder to start doing something (ie excersizing) than it is to stop doing something. I'm more proud of myself for the other. :P


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I just realized by MisterQueue (4.50 / 2) #2 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:29:52 AM EST
the complete irony of me posting this on Fat Tuesday... heh... folks, I'm obviously a biter of knees.


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I knew there was a reason we get along well by theboz (6.00 / 1) #4 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:34:15 AM EST
I had to mostly give up drinking much, due to the wife not feeling well and her BC prevented her from even being able to enjoy a glass of wine. Anyway, now that she's changed to a new one and starting to feel better, I hope that I can start drinking more.

Of course, the exercise, eating right, etc. all fits in with me as well. Of course, eating salads is not good for you according to what I saw on the news this morning. The lettuce that you buy in a bag has e-coli on it and can make you sick. I guess we're supposed to eat only fried beef dongs like everyone else in this Atkins crazed world because vegetables are dangerous. Also, I heard that tofu can be bad for you if you eat too much, so if I eat it, it's in soup at a Chinese restaurant or something else that I don't know about it being in there.

Growing up, I liked pizza, spaghetti, and American fast food. Anything else sucked to me, other than snacks and desserts. It changed at some point, I think initially when I discovered that it was a macho thing to eat hot sauce, and then my parents made friends with a family which were Guatemalan (at least the dad was) and we would eat with them sometimes. I was probably 19 or 20 when I ate Chinese food for the first time, and probably about 18 the first time I set foot in a Mexican restaurant. Before I could drive, I would get to go out to eat like once a month, which would either be McDonalds, Pizza Hut, or Shoneys.

I also used to really like to get salads so I could have french or catalina dressing with croutons. I grudgingly ate the rest of the salad, but croutons and the dressing were the best parts.

As far as the time machine goes, I wish I could do the same, although I would interfere, although not really in too major of a way. I'd at least go back and talk to myself and my wife when we were little kids, and I'd probably go hang out with my parents, grandparents, etc. when they were younger.

Another "fantasy" I have is that of cloning. I've imagined a whole scenario where you get your brain transplanted into a cloned body and you get to grow up again with the same knowledge you have now. What would be even more bizzarre is that while you are in your young states, you'd have to live with adults who would act sort of as your parents...which would most likely be your kids. I imagine how weird it would be acting as the parent of my parents as they grow up again, with all the knowledge that they've gained in the past. Maybe I should write a book about it.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n


I'm fascinated by mass amounts of knowledge by MisterQueue (4.50 / 2) #5 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:42:59 AM EST
like the idea that anything gets built/done when not one person can truly know the details of the whole massive project. I mean, we spent what, a couple decades catching ourselves up on the general knowledge humans have amassed thusfar and then and only then do we start discovering and adding to that on our own?

Even then the amount is so infintesmal to the actual amount of information that we have stored out there. Some people are fascinated by the complexity of the human mind, me, I'm terrified of its limitations.

In all else, yes.. except the starting drinking again.. a beer once in a while maybe, but I'm seriously done.


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Nobody knows by theboz (6.00 / 1) #16 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:57:06 AM EST
Actually, that reminds me of those drawings in the sand in whatever desert that is. You know the ones I'm talking about, like the bigass hummingbird. I want to say that the place is called Nazca but I forget and I'm too lazy to open another window of IE to look for it. Anyway, they built those bigass drawings without even being able to see it from the air, yet they didn't screw it up.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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... by Anonymous (4.50 / 2) #27 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:39:29 AM EST
 

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Before Christ by theboz (4.50 / 2) #30 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 04:24:27 AM EST
Actually, birth control.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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wait by MisterQueue (4.50 / 2) #31 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 04:38:53 AM EST
I thought we were talking about a certain k5er.


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DIE with a T.. come on folks. by sasquatchan (6.00 / 1) #6 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:44:13 AM EST
Just don't go getting all sanctimonious on us, not that we would ever expect that of you, Q.. And tofu isn't that bad -- mixes well with other stuff, and has various anti-cancer properties..

I don't know if I should be proud of it or not, but I recognize only two bands you listed, and couldn't name a song any of 'em have done if my life depended on it.

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I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.  
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
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Hmm. Someone's using windex or ammonia around my office. Time to kick their ass for it. Churning my stomach.



Mmm... windex by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #8 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:50:56 AM EST
for all your suicidal needs, I prefer antifreeze. I hear it tastes like peppermint.

sanctimonious? Nah.. only in person.. only in person.. I'd be all like "Feel my muscles!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!"

Heh.. the amusing thing is that I thought the bands that fate picked for me this morning were pretty mainstream. Just goes to show that it's all perspective.


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"The fact that our site admin is a lovable drunken troll makes me giggle." -MillMan
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It's all about by MillMan (4.50 / 2) #7 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:46:26 AM EST
your girlie, isn't it. The last time I had a girlfriend I enjoyed being with I was able to give up caffeine. Completely. No caffeine for  six months. I just didn't need it. As soon as we broke up, back on the juice. I've been a one-soda a day guy for the past 10 years with the exception of those 6 months.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman


Heh.. the things we do for madness by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #9 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 01:56:06 AM EST
Gave up smoking for 2 years prior to this. Gave up sex for 3 1/2 years come to think of it. Neither of those were for healthy reasons.

This time s'different, nice actually. So yes you're right you smug little bastard.

It's amazing how much we'll decry that we don't care simply because there's nothing worth caring for at the time.


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"The fact that our site admin is a lovable drunken troll makes me giggle." -MillMan
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ha. by MillMan (6.00 / 1) #14 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:38:19 AM EST
busted.

GYBE: I prefer Mogwai. GYBE is good but too pretentious and "artsy" for my taste.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman
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Heh by MisterQueue (3.00 / 0) #15 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:42:26 AM EST
Mogwai is good too. I suppose GYBE could be construed as pretentious, but I could put up a good argument that Interpol passes them by a long shot... or maybe "And you will know them by the trail of dead"... based on the name alone. :P

In conclusion, the only solution is Modest Mouse... or The Sea and Cake.


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"The fact that our site admin is a lovable drunken troll makes me giggle." -MillMan
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Heh. I bought a five liter box of Cabernet by greyrat (5.00 / 2) #10 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:03:41 AM EST
last weekend. It'll be gone by this weekend. That and two bottles of Campari. I do this every now and then to remind myself why I don't keep liquor in the house...



Heh..yeah by MisterQueue (3.00 / 0) #11 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:08:34 AM EST
seeing as how I didn't drink for the first month of the year and am only halfway through the second month, my batting average on the liquor front for the year is so low that this is really the only proper response... seriously.


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"The fact that our site admin is a lovable drunken troll makes me giggle." -MillMan
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Sine Nomine by MohammedNiyalSayeed (5.00 / 2) #12 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:15:31 AM EST

Salads: I highly suggest a salad made with lettuce of some sort (just not iceberg, for the love of dog, NOT ICEBERG!), apple slices (thin) and lovely, wonderful crumbly bleu cheese. Not the dressing; the actual cheese. Some people put some vinegar and oil in there, but since I loathe vinegar, I prefer it with no dressing at all. Mmmmm, delicious!

Also, that guilt you feel is a result of you being a dirty, dirty prole. Dirty prole.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.


PR0L3 4 L143! by MisterQueue (4.50 / 2) #13 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:18:34 AM EST
W3rd!

Erm.. anyway, the only lettuce I really like is Romaine, which is good since it's one of the only ones chock full of useful stuff AND ruffage.

However, and I say this with full knowledge that this proves my prol-osity... I HATE bleu cheese. I don't care if you shaved down 50 naked French women and made them somehow sexy to convince me that Bleu Cheese is teh good, I would still resist.

Apple Slices sound pretty interesting though.. can they be sour green ones? Pls k thx.


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"The fact that our site admin is a lovable drunken troll makes me giggle." -MillMan
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CRUSH THE PROLES! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.50 / 2) #17 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 02:57:29 AM EST

Perhaps another sort of cheese, similar in nature to bleu cheese? The deliciousness stems directly from the combination of the apple slices and cheese. Then again, if they're sour and green enough, you may not need the cheese, I suppose...

You dirty proles and your uncivilized tastebuds... Whatever shall we do with you?

Also, just so I show up in a vanity search and get a nice 2 or 1 rating, GARLIC!


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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WHy the hell did you bring by MisterQueue (1.00 / 1) #38 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 11:20:44 AM EST
that dumbfuck egotist little slut in here?

Dammit.. now look at this page. It's cluttered wtih ridiculous useless ratings.


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Elliot Smith by evilpenguin (6.00 / 1) #18 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:04:59 AM EST
I suggest you add some Elliot Smith to your playlist.  See, he's dead.  And... he's really good.  And. you should.  And... I mean, he killed himself -- multiple stab wounds to the chest, even!  Hey, it worked for Nirvana, but Elliot was actually very talented.

Then again, listening to XO first thing in the morning isn't good for one's disposition:

Thought you'd be looking for the next in line to love then ignore, put out and put away.  And so you'd soon be leaving me alone like I'm supposed to be tonight, tomorrow and every day.

There's nothing here that you'll miss; I can guarantee you this is a cloud of smoke trying to occupy space.  What a fucking joke, what a fucking joke.

I waited for a bus to separate the both of us and take me off far away from you.  'Cause my feelings never change a bit, I always feel like shit, I don't know why I guess that I just do.

You once talked to me about love and you painted pictures of a never-neverland and I could have gone to that place, but I didn't understand.  I didn't understand....

Let's get the party started!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!....

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*sob*
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I'd like to drop my trousers to the world


Actually by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #20 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:10:49 AM EST
the next day of Mr. Smith's suicide I mentioned him, and I have told MNS that Waltz #2 on XO is one of the best songs ever written somewhere round these parts.

So yes, mr. snotty pants, I know my Elliot Smith. :P

Also, I didn't pick the playlist.. it's FATE! FATE!

For example, it just started playing "The Package" by APC... wheeee for fate.


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Waltz #2? by evilpenguin (6.00 / 1) #23 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:25:21 AM EST
I'd put "I Didn't Understand", "Sweet Adeline", "Waltz #1", "St. Ides Heaven" (well, not for you anymore, I guess), "Angel in the Snow", "Between The Bars", "I Better Be Quiet Now", "No Name #2"... all over that.   I think there's a pattern here... a pattern of... hope.  Yes.  But "Waltz #2" is a lovely song as well.

In other news: Mr. Man with impossible plans says "hi."
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I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
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Tell him to just leave me alone by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #25 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:32:57 AM EST
seriously.. how can you argue with "Singing Cathy's Clown"...

Don't make me smack you.


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Easy. by evilpenguin (6.00 / 1) #26 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:38:53 AM EST
One of my favorite Elliot quotes:

"It's a picture perfect evening and I'm staring down the sun
Fully loaded, deaf and dumb and done
Waiting for sedation to disconnect my head
Or any situation where I'm better off than dead"

They've even got an Elliot Smith community on Orkut!  And if it's on Orkut... uh... it has to be good!
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I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
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Nope. by blixco (5.00 / 3) #19 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:10:38 AM EST
I can't believe in you anymore.

You've given up.  You're on the path to societal destruction.

I am severly disappointed.

But I am also on a lot of vicodin and valium.  See, I want to destroy myself; I don't want to give the world the satisfaction.

And yeah, I'm lifting weights again, but I'm doing it the way I used to: break myself every single time.  Break myself to the point where vicodin is necessary.  And I'm payng for it; something is wrong with my insides, and no one knows what.  But it's mine.

Meh.  I love you queue, but I hate to see the world ending this way.
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Bah... by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #21 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:15:06 AM EST
I am redirecting is all. I'm going to push myself to the limits in other areas. I've explored all I can there and I have no interest in hurting someone else. This isn't about me at this point... if it's about me I can't do it, I don't have the engine necessary to self-run it seems.

I'm going to type till the fingers bleed, I'm going to jog until my feet are just chock full of blisters. There is a method to madness always and there will always be madness.

Besides, there's nothing stopping me from a huge peyote trip in the desert. :P


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My good friend Gabe by blixco (4.50 / 2) #22 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:23:34 AM EST
is a rugby player (with all the alcoholism that goes with that).  He can run a billion miles an hour, and still slog down four bottles of bourbon.

Me?  My body has been falling apart too rapidly for me to mitigate, but yeeah: I'm trying to find my way back to ass kicking mode.  It's tough, since there isn't a gym that I can go to.

This friend Gabe had a girlfriend in Massachusetts called Wynne.  She had dated Topher Grace, as a complete and total nonsequitor.  Anyhow, she was addicted to running.  She ran twenty miles a day at one point.  Marathons were like nothing to her.  She eventually had to stop, since all the bones in her feet were cracked / broken / healing / fucked up.  So she started jogging only ten miles a day, every other day.

I can respect that.  She sees her life (a very charmed yet fucked up life with a cancer ridden suicide-dead millionaire father, an emotionally distant mother, and no real family) and she chose escape through endorphines and pain.

She was remarkably cute, amazing.  Very tiny, very intelligent, very wonderful personality.  With Gabe, she had found It.  Gave moved to Texas, despite her wanting him to stay, offering him a reccommendation to MIT, offering him a place to live, offering her life.

She's back to running now, despite the pain.  There's a beauty there, in that sadness.  A beauty so deep it'll break your heart evert time.
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Indeed... by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #24 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:29:58 AM EST
However, let's just say that she ran off to Tejas with him. Ran the whole way. Money behind, offers behind.. followed down the rabbit hole.

Cut to years later, attempting to make something out of themselves and never quite reaching that plateau of a charmed life she had, but she was happy and he was happy.

In all things, in whatever way you look at it, there's always beauty and there's always ugliness and it's the mixture that makes the picture so good to bite into.


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What's all this then? by Canthros (5.00 / 2) #28 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:53:37 AM EST
So I'm the Southern Baptist and you are the teetotaler?

I mean, what the hell?

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I'm not here, man.




heh.. by MisterQueue (4.50 / 2) #29 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 03:58:28 AM EST
I'm not turning Southern Baptist any time soon.

Hell, after all, I can still dance right? ;P


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You *dance*? by Canthros (5.00 / 3) #32 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 04:45:03 AM EST
*gibbering*

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I'm not here, man.


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Oh yeah by MisterQueue (5.00 / 3) #33 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 04:53:18 AM EST
actually I'm QUITE the dancer. I move my hips like a woman, which sort of sounds lame and ghey on text, but is rather affective on the floor it seems.

And yes yes yes.. I'm going to h3ll and blah blah blah.


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No, see, I would dance, by Canthros (6.00 / 1) #34 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 05:14:28 AM EST
except that I have no particularly good sense of rhythm, and all the physical coordination of an adolescent monkey with a nasty crack habit.

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I'm losing my faith in you, Q. by mrgoat (5.00 / 3) #35 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:52:05 AM EST
I mean, you used to be so cool. Now, you've quit guzzling rum, and started eating salads? !!! I'm speechless.

I guess I have to pick up the slack now, eh?

Good for you on though. It's nice to see someone who didn't start the Atkins-Brainwash diet.

--top hat--


oh totally man by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #36 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 10:32:03 AM EST
I had croutons on that fuckin' salad lemme tell you.

And yes, though I have moved on in my ingestion methods, I will still be persuing my policy of BBQing children and the like, so really.. nothing anyone else would notice has changed. :P


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"The fact that our site admin is a lovable drunken troll makes me giggle." -MillMan
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Excellent. by mrgoat (6.00 / 1) #37 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 10:46:03 AM EST
My faith is restored. I probably oughta cut back a bit on the alchohol consumption as well, but rum just tastes so good. And beer, well, beer is to evening as coffee is to awake.

--top hat--
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Buh wha? by coillte (6.00 / 1) #39 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:35:24 PM EST
hoo fah?

hmm shaw....

Jaw dropping news there q. Jaw dropping.

I still don't like chickens. Less so now that they are beginning to grow thumbs. Apparently.

I was told this by a friend with a serious chicken phobia. But I'm teetering on a precipice here. We had to forcibly restrain her from breaking into the zoo after a couple of pints. But that didn't help her boyfriend. She did it because he looked like a blue footed booby. It took him ages to get rid of the paint. God knows what he thought when he woke up.  

Jaw dropping sir.

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Bah... by MisterQueue (6.00 / 1) #40 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 09:55:20 PM EST
who knows.. maybe it'll be a hiatus in which I detox for a while or something, I only report things as they occur. I'm rather like a biased journalist in that way.


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Don't get by coillte (6.00 / 1) #41 Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 11:30:43 PM EST
me wrong.....its cool.

I myself have been known to be healthy on occasion. I started walking to work recently. Which takes about an hour and 20 minutes. I found myself cooking fresh food for work everyday, so I wouldn't have to use the canteen, and cutting down smoking and drinking.

It felt good. Almost addictive.

I almost bought a bicycle. It was then that the madness had to stop.

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